Who sucks? Me that's who. Last chapter I was all 'oh today or tomorrow the last notes chapter will be up,' and then I was all 'actually....no'
Gah. News, reviewer thanks and all that jazz at the bottom.
Quick reminder:
Emocat - Fang
Maxxie-Kins - Max
Holmes - Ella
Watson - Nudge
{Chapter Twenty-One} Notes Day Seven (Final Day)
Final day of no computers, final day of no computers!
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
Say what?
Sorry, I thought we were note-singing, what with the dance you were doing
No, I'm just excited about getting the computers back tomorrow
Did I hear the word computer?
No, but you sure did read it!
Indeed I did
COMPUTERS YAY!
Heee, even EmoCat's excited about this
It is a momentous occasion
I'm too excited to think of anything to write
If we were on the computers, this would be a moment to type lyrics
But it takes too much effort to write them out
And that's the truth
How about, since this may well be the last note we ever pass-
NO! DON'T SAY THAT!
Yeah, we should still do notes occasionally even after we get the computers back
Like, when we go outside and stuff? In the car and such?
And that is why my sister is a genius
Comes with the bird DNA
Anyway, as I was SAYING. Before you so RUDELY STOLE the note, Watson.
Heh, sorry, Holmes
Hm. So, what I was saying was, I think we should have a hyper-illusions note, like we did ages ago. Wouldn't that be a great way to end our computer ban?
I see genius must run in our family
-hifive-
How do we start this then?
Well, from what I remember, one of us just says something random and then it progresses into insanity from there
Insanity, insanity, there's no one like insanity
I think you mean Mcavity
I KNOW WHAT I MEAN
So do I. Mcavity is a Mystery Cat, and I am Emo Cat.
-sigh- so we start off this epic 'last' note with an argument about a poem/song from a musical?
Indeed we do, Maxxie-kins
Catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon…
CATCH THE PIGEON NOW
Doot de doot de doot
Shoo bop be doobedoo wa
Why are we singing scat music?
Because the Russians demand it, Watson
Oh, duh, of course
Why not the Mexicans again?
Cause they made swine flu and are SHUNNED
I don't think they MADE swine flu…
IRRELEVANT. We are SHUNNING the Mexicans
You're a little bit racist
Well you're a little bit too
I guess we're all a little bit- hey! What'd you hit me for, Watson?
Cause you were singing out loud
Is that what it was? I thought a cat was dying
DON'T MAKE ME SHUN YOU FROM THE NOTE EMOCAT!!!
Three exclamation points. She's serious
YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM!
She's a little tetchy about her voice lately. She had singing lessons, so you have to be nice about her singing
Ah. Ok then.
Back to hyper illusions IF YOU PLEASE
BUT I'M NOT SIAMESE
But you do have knees
Unlike bees
Who live in trees
And….I ran out of rhymes
Aww, you killed the spur-of-the-moment poem
-sticks tongue out-
-dances-
-roflcopters-
WTFlock
In order to roflcopter you must run around, spinning yourself in circles, whilst waving your arms around like propellers
Sounds like fun
Oh, it is
O HAI. YOU GUYZ
Lolwhut?
Guess what I just remembered
What?
Watson….
Yeees?
Do you remember…the time when
What!?
Max tried to do the time warp…
WHILST FLYING!
When did that happen?
A while back, just after we started using MSN and stuff. She got hyper in the air
And tried to do the time warp
At several hundred feet
-ish
I thought you promised never to speak of that again!
Well…promises are made to be broken
That's RULES you IDIOT
Aww, you've gone all pink :o)
I hate you all
You don't mean that, do you Maxxie-kins?
At this moment in time – yes. Yes I do.
What happened when she tried to do the time warp?
She almost fell out of the sky
She went almost a hundred feet before she realised she was falling
FAIL
YES I KNOW. CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT IT NOW?!
No
Nope
PLEASE
STOP USING CAPITAL LETTERS
NEVER
THEY'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE
Okay then
Better
Aw, it's like your first lovers tiff
Right. ONE it's not a lovers tiff and TWO it's hardly the first fight we've had, even since we got together
Someone's a little bit touchy
You would be too if you just got reminded of one of your most embarrassing epic fails
Grrr, I'm getting bored again, even though teasing Maxxie-kins is very fun indeed
It's cause we're waiting impatiently for the computers to be returned to us
Computers, computers, computers HOORAY!
-twitch- -spasm- ME WANT COMPUTER NOW
We've still got over half a day left to go
That….that can't be true. It just can't. I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG
You'll have to
We're like little kids at Christmas
Actually, we're exactly like ourselves at Christmas
True.
I have a top hat, a spiffing top hat, and very spiffing it is too
Watson! You made up a song! That was hilarious
Thank you, thank you very much
Guuuu-uuuuys?
Yeeeees?
Can we watch Digimon and listen to Labyrinth so that I'll be distracted enough to get through the rest of today without spontaneously combusting?
You don't want to spend the day passing notes?
If I do, I'll go crazy. I haven't needed to type this badly…ever
You are ridiculous. Am I right Watson?
…
Watson? Where'd she and Holmes go?
Listen closely and you can hear David Bowie
THEY STOLE MY LABYRINTH CD!!!
Mmmm, but they'll be distracted for age now
You've got an evil look in your handwriting
And in my eye as well
What are you planning?
Follow me and all shall be revealed
-----Real World-----
Max left the note on the table and sashayed out of the kitchen and up the stairs with Fang following her, a metaphorical tongue hanging out of his figurative mouth. In the non-metaphorical and figurative world, his face was a calm, expressionless mask. Although, if Max had seen his eyes she would have known exactly what kind of plan he was hoping she had. And then smacked him upside the head for it. Twice.
When they got to Max's room she made him close his eyes as she pushed him through the door, darted in herself and then shut and locked it (the lock was a present she had gotten Iggy to buy for her. He did so on the condition that she wouldn't yell at him if he picked it and snuck in to play a prank on her.) When they were in she told Fang to keep his eyes closed and she crossed the room, giggling a little.
"Max, this is ridiculous," he complained. Visions of her in inappropriate lingerie danced through his head and he was glad that Angel wasn't around.
"Guess what my plan involves," Max said, suppressing a laugh. "You have three chances."
"Uhm….cookies and sugar?" he said after only a moment to stop the word 'underwear' from sneaking out of his mouth. Control yourself, man! He thought to himself.
Max laughed and said,
"No, try again!"
"Underwear?" this time he couldn't help it. He heard Max's annoyed intake of breath, imagined the flush of anger on her cheeks and cringed away from the slap she ran over to deliver.
"No, you perv. One last try."
"Balloon animals?"
"Ugh, no, you fail so hard. Open your eyes." He did so and was immediately hit in the face with a soft, fluffy rectangle.
"What the heck?" he cried, stumbling backwards. His confusion turned into a smile and a laugh as Max tossed him a pillow. Then she smacked him gently on the arm with her pillow and said,
"I challenge you to a duel." Fang smirked and Max's heart twanged rather pleasantly.
"You're on," he said and then rushed her.
First up, review , by the way, do you guys like it when I thank you for reviews? Or is it just an annoyance you have to scroll through? I value your input about everything to do with this story. (crapcrapcrapileftthissolongthereareatonofreviewsimmagetcarpaltunneldoingthis)
HERE GOES NOTHING (and I apologise if I'm replying to a review I've already replied to. I haven't cleaned out my inbox in a while.
First the grouped together thanks for short reviews:
Thanks to: sistersgrimmlover, Delilah's Garnet, the7thflockmember, Skylr, italiangurlinamessedupworld (STOP BLAMING THE FRUIT, woman!), HerGoldenWings, maxride333, SkittleRocker, LivinLaVidaLoca, ILoveReadingAndWriting, xoxxKit-Katxxox, CloudbzandPiratey-things, Silent Broken Heart,
Extra special thanks to those of you in that list who have reviews practically every chapter in this story (SkittleRocker, italiangurl & Delilah that I can recall.) I'm so pleased that you've done that for me. It makes me feel flock-level awesome.
Replies to long reviews
tinker4939: A pwnage war is where you draw all over each other with pens, usually writing the word 'owned' or 'pwned'. Innuendo is when you say or do something that implies something...naughty ;P. Lycra is a type of clothing that's usually for sports, and it's kinda tight and stuff. Just imagine on the people who'd look terrible in skintight clothing.
Randomanimallover: You're almost like Max sometimes when you get a sugar/randomness high, which is amusing to me, so, GO EAT thing that happened with the music whilst you were reading the chapter is totally O.o creepy. I hope you finished your paper.
Fangalicious08: I think I will keep doing the note passing when they get the computers back. -steals your Wal*Mart idea- Describe Wal*Mart to me. I'm British and know no better. And also: OMG I LOVE CHOCOLATE RAISINS TOO!
greyskys: You win, like 100 fanfic points for doing that! It's so cool that you did something from my story after reading it.
ILoveReadingAndWriting: (yeah, I'm replying to one of your reviews and not the other one.) SQUEAL, thanks for that compliment and also the cookies/brownies. Hmmm, what would you get if you combined cookies and brownies? Coownies? Brokies?
Argh, sorry if those replies were lame. It's after midnight but I don't want to sleep. I need to get up early tomorrow though so I time to watch Repo! The Genetic Opera and write my English essay and do fanfic stuff.
News time.
One: I'm still trying to sort out the Sharp Teeth style fic
Two: I want to do a Digimon Adventure / Max Ride crossover called MaxiMON Ride (witty, I know) but I can't decide whether to write a story and do art, or just do a comic/manga of it.
Three: Soon I'll be combining all of my one shots into one story. The originals will be deleted, but I'll name the reviews of the original stories in each oneshot I post in the collection
Four: Anybody from this fic read Journals? It's my other semi-big fanfic. Yeah, I don't like it. I know a lot of people think it's great, but all I can see when I look at it are cliches and bad writing. So I'm putting it up for adoption. Anyone is welcome to it. I'll send you the files through DocX.
Five: I'm still planning to re-write Deadly Angel, The Empress Of Hell vs The Bird Kids and One For Sorrow. I may take them down whilst the rewrites are happening, I might not. Keep an eye out if you're interested.
Six: I was thinking of having a blog especially for my fanfiction. I'd post links to the stories, post my favourite reviews, link the best reviews, put all this news junk there instead of here....what do you guys think? If you like the idea, tell me! I like the idea, but I won't do it if noone wants it. (I may also have....dundundun....competitions for you guys on there! With chapter and art rewards. Possibly one-shot story rewards. Good idea? Yay or nay?)
Bye guys, I'm off to write midnight crack!fic
Loveeeee yyyyoooooouuuuuuuuuuu
Luci.
(who now has a proof of her first book, Mirror Mirror, from the self-publishing company CreateSpace and feels rather spiffy about it)
Angela-Amazingly Special Girl: Glad I gave you the fuzzies. Hooray for parents thinking you're mental because of random outbursts! I love the crazy fax, so there will indeed be more of it. Paticularly if I get sleep deprived or eat too many cookies and OD on fanfic