Chapter 21.

AN: F*ck you ok! You f*cking suck. It's not my fault if it's spelled wrong ok, 'cause that bitch raven 'cause it f*ck you preps! Whoops sorry raven fangz for the help

BTW Transylvania rocks hard! I even got to go to the castle where Dracula was filmed! (Kody: when I went to New Orleans I got to go inside the St-Germaine house where multiple murders have occurred. I love Southern Hospitality. The owner offered us lots of food and drink.)

Later we all went in the skull.

Draco was crying in the common room. "Draco are you okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.

"No I'm not you f*cking bitch!" he shouted angrily(Yay Draco). He started to run out of the place in a suicidal way(Again with the suicide. Ach.). I started to cry because I was afraid he would commit suicide.(…du-uh.)

"It's ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortingly. "I'll make him feel better."

"You mean you'll go f*ck him don't you!" I shouted angrily(Well. Um. Yes.) Then I ran to get Draco. Vampire came too.

"Draco please come !" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face.

I was so turned on because I love sensitive bi guys(…We know.). (if you're a homophone then f*ck of!)(Wasn't it only a few chapters ago, you used the term 'gay fags'? Yeah, hypocrite.)

And then…we heard some footsteps! Vampire got out his black invincibility coke

We both got under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHO'S THERE!" he shouted angrily(Norris is the cats name.)We saw Filth come(Filth, or FILCH is actually the caretaker.)He went under the invisibility cloak and started to meowloudly.

"IS ANYONE THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.

"No f*ck you, you preppy little poser son of a f*cking bich!(…it's a janitor. He's not 'posing' as goth. Face it, dumbfuck, not everybody is a poser. Not everyone wants to be goth. Sorrrrryyyy) Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.

"EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME WHO SAID THAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. Then he heard Filch meow. "Filth is there anyone under the cloak!" he asked. Filth nodded. And then…Vampire frenched me(Slut.)! He did it just as…Mr. Norris was taking off the cloak!(YAY!)

"WHAT THE-" he yelled but it was too late 'cause now we were running away from him. And then we saw Draco crying and bursting into tears and slitting his wrists outside of the school.

"Draco!" I cried. "Are you okay?"(You just made out with Vampire. He is not alright.)

"I guess though." Draco wept. We went back to our coffins frenching each other.

Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (see, isn't that depressing? (Radio is a depressing movie.

Kody: I can't watch Tarzan anymore. The Phil Collins song makes me too sad. On a serious note, I love you Grandma. Miss you so much. I hope you're proud of me.) on the gothic red bed together.

As I was about to put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knock on the door and Fug and the Mystery of Magic walked into the school!

(Kody: sorry about that everyone. I hate to end on a serious note. Just ignore that part and follow the jokes, ok?)