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Prompt: Joker has hallucinations while Harley is in Belle Reve -author's choice

An Angel and a Demon

Joker sat surrounded by every gun, knife, grenade, and any other type of weapon in the penthouse apartment along with two dozen roses, laptops and tablets, four little baby onesies and two unopened pregnancy test boxes. His eyes were closed with one leg bent supporting his arm while the other curled under the other, around his red lips was a black line in the shape of a smile, he didn't move besides the rise and fall of his shoulders as he breathed, anyone that didn't know better would swear he was sleeping where he sat. His posture changed slightly as if he were adjusting to the weight someone draping themselves over his shoulders and hands were slipping through the open front of his shirt to trace over his chest.

"I miss ya puddin'. Don't ya miss your Looney Toon? I'm sittin' here waitin' for ya ya come and get me daddy."

Joker gave a growled intake of breath letting his head fall back onto one shoulder like the other was occupied hearing Harley's voice purr in his ear.

"Daddy's tryin' baby, he's trying to find his Looney Toon and get you back here where you belong."

His response was a humorless laugh from across the room.

"Where she belongs? Now that's a joke, where she belongs is as far away from you as possible. You use her and abuse her, sweet talk her into your arms then you smack her around when she messes up and to top it off you have taught her to believe it's love."

Joker growled baring his silver capped teeth upon hearing Harleen's voice. Behind him a giggle reached his ear.

"You've treated me so well puddin' I couldn't imagine ever leavin' ya, I love ya with all my heart."

Before Joker could take in Harley's words Harleen jumped in again.

"You see? You've brainwashed her into thinking you really love her. Before everything you did to her she had a bright future, a NORMAL future with a husband that really loved her and children, all three things YOU can't give her, one of which you tried to give her then let be taken away."

"I wouldn't be happy with anyone but you Mistah J, who wants to be normal anyway it's so bleak and boring."

"You knew she was pregnant but you let her tag along anyway, the blood is on your hands as much as it was Jason Todd's before you killed him."

"The little birdie got what was comin' to him, ya made him pay for what he did."

"Maybe it was for the better, you would have been a horrible father, the abuse Harley suffered is bad enough but to submit a child to it would be far worse."

"We can always try again, Gotham needs an heir molded by the best man to ever control it. Imagine the Bat's face when we bring our little monster out to play, he'd shake in his tights."

"You didn't deserve the chance to be a father! Despite your leash and collar control over her Harley knows I am still around and I can still control her! I'll take her away for good! Make her go live with Pamela again and stay there, far away from YOU! Where you can't touch her or see her or hurt her ever again!"

Joker snarled opening his eyes and raising his gun in the direction of the ghostly hallucination of Harleen standing in front of the door with crossed arms and challenging blue eyes while behind him the shimmering hallucination of Harley giggled wildly twirling her hair around one finger while the other mimicked a gun followed by a childish 'pew pew' sound imitating a gun. Just as he was about to pull the trigger the door opened and Frost stepped in completely unfazed by the gun aimed at him and unaware of the hallucinations both vanishing as Joker slowly lowered his gun but kept his eyes on his right hand man.

"Where is she?"