A/N I'm really happy today. :D So double chapters! Yay!

Today's song: Young Lust, Pink Floyd. (Oooohhhh I need a dirty woman. Ooooohhhh I need a dirty girl.) It feels like I've done this song before, but whatever. Nell gives a cop a blow job. :3

I was woken up to McKinley moving. I groaned, and walked over to the kitchen, where Nation and Cosmo were chatting to themselves, sipping what looked like coffee. I looked at the oven clock, eight. Great, another day with less then five hours of sleep. "What are you guys doing? Where did you sleep?"

"We didn't. We've been talking all night. Or, about since five."

"Are you guys hungry?" I didn't even wait for the answer. I got some eggs, pancake mix, and started cooking. After I finished I ran upstairs, and got the dinner gong. I stood up on the coffee table, Nation and Cosmo plugged their ears, and rang to gong. "GET THE HELL UP! BREAKFAST IS PREPARED!"

"Magenta, what the fuck!" Columbia screamed, because I was pretty close to her.

"Sorry, this is the only way I can get Sonny up."

We ate breakfast in silence, because the fuck buddies hadn't returned. Pat and Ciffa ate in their room, Nation and Cosmo stood sipping their coffee, Riff, Columbia and I sat at the counter, chatting with them, while Sonny, his mum, Richard, and the shadow cast sat in the living area. "You could have made bacon."

"No."

"WHY?"

"I DON'T LIKE BACON!"

"THEN LEARN TO." The shadowcast giggled at Columbia and I.

"Make me."

"I will go out and by some fucking bacon if you will fix it."

"I won't fix it. And no one else except Nation knows how to cook, and she was just visiting to help with your little accident."

"I can cook." i smiled at Riffy.

"Toaster pastries, yes Riff, we know." Be snorted.

"I thought you were a vegetarian."

"And I thought Magenta was smart enough not to lock someone in a car trunk."

"What?"

"I'm not a vegetarian anymore, that's all that matters."

"Okay..." Nation walked over to refill her coffee, and we talked among ourselves for a little while. At about ten, everyone was done, half of the cast was asleep, the other half had left, all that was awake was McKinley. He was talking to Columbia about Sophie. I don't see why, I helped raise her too, but Riff and I were talking to Richard, because he was about to leave. Nation and Cosmo had left back for Transexual because they could not go a minute longer without Scarlet, and Sonny and Janet had went to proper bedrooms. Well, Janet slept on a futon in his floor, but it was better than nothing.

"Richard, I do have a question. Did she sell the story to you?"

"Nope. She just got a part in the play, and the movie, and in the squeal, which lead her to get more roles, so I guess she got some royalties."

"Also said she met Ringo."

"What!" We turned to McKinley. "You met Ringo?"

"Yes I did, but isn't that a little before your generation?"

"Does no one listen to their own conversation?"

"Not really. Continue." I smiled at Riff.

"Okay... yes, she got the role as Columbia in the play and movie, and Nurse Ansalong in Shock Treatment."

"Why couldn't you of called her by her first name?"

"Nell is my fake name. It would raise suspicion."

"That's why in the movie, we decided to crown Macy, and cut Columbia out of the story completely."

"But it was a sequel. Why couldn't another character have a happy life too?"

"It wasn't a direct sequel... Think of it as more of an equal."

"Okay... Columbia, can I ask you something?"

"Sure hon."

"Did you do anything relating to Nell while I was in the house?"

"Umm... Yeah. I know you heard me sing in the shower, you would sing along sometimes. I sang these songs, you heard, I know, and, you know that song I sang while you were in a fake coma? Yeah, that's one of my songs too. And I would dance around the house. And, you know, saying I'm going to record. Or, when I said I was going to Nell's, yeah. I didn't mean the person. I meant the nightclub."

"Is that what you meant?"

"No darling, I meant I was going to record homeless people having sex." I rolled my eyes.

"Well when did you meet Ringo?"

"The year Rocky came to the big screen."

"1975, Columbia."

"I knew that!"

"Sure..."

"Seriously! How can I forget, oh, hey, the ten slash fifteen slash twenty slash ninetieth anniversary is coming up, Nell, can you make it?"

"I really doubt you'll live that long."

"I might."

"Columbia, you were twenty two when you did the movie, you're forty now!"

"Wait, she's forty? She would be older then me then."

"Yeah. I lied about my age. I knew you read my diary. You too Riff."

"Yes, I believe your exact sentiments were: 'not funny!' " He mocked her high pitched voice.

"I talk like that, I will admit, but I am doing better. Have you heard Nell sing recently?"

"Wait... So Nell is not coming out as Columbia?"

"No, Columbia and Nell Campbell are two separate people, as far as I'm concerned." She was almost cut off by her phone vibrating. "Sophie should be here any second."

I got up to get myself some wine, because really, if Sophie is in a delicate place, then I should be drunk. "Anyone?" They all shook their heads. "Okay, I'll ask Sonny."

"He and Janet might be doin' stuff," Columbia sang.

"Eww."

"You sleep with your brother."

"But just the thought of doing it with your mum."

Everyone shivered, except McKinley. "I'd do it for money."

"That's disgusting."

"Why? I haven't even met Columbia's mother." He winked.

"That's not I meant."

"I know. You were saying what it would be like to sleep with one's own Mom."

"Mom." I laughed, and headed to their room. "Hey, you guys want some wine?"

"Magenta, what time is it?" Janet was brushing her teeth in the bathroom, while Sonny was passed out.

"About ten thirty."

"In the morning?"

"Do you see sunlight?"

"Why would you drink this early?"

"Relax, it's not that much. Besides, Columbia's bitchy kid is dealing with a break-up."

"I'll have a glass. Do you have hangover killer?"

"Don't we always?"

"Pill or drink?"

"I only think we have a pill."

"Yeah, I wanna drink."

I poured us drinks, and we headed back upstairs, but we sat on the pool table. We sat drinking, whispering, and giggling until about thirty minutes later, I felt the tingling. "That should be Sophie." I walked in the bathroom, in time to see her fully pixelate. "Hey honey, how are you?"

"Sad. Heartbroken."

"Well, why did Columbia send you here?"

"She said she didn't want me alone, I would do something drastic."

"Oh... Well your mum has a little surprise for you, then." We walked downstairs. "Sophie is here, and she has no idea what is going on. Columbia, do you want to explain?"

"No... Let's let her find her own person."

I walked over to Columbia and McKinley. "Why would you not even tell her?"

"She wouldn't come if I told her!" We bickered on, but were soon interrupted by Sophie coming over.

"I've greeted everyone, what do you want?"

"Not exactly everyone. This is McKinley."

He took her hand and kissed it. "Le plaisir est le mien."

"Oui ... Qui êtes-vous? Et s'il vous plaît, à l'avenir, après que quelqu'un ait été sous-évaluées, s'abstenir de frapper sur eux."

"Toutes mes excuses... Vous êtes trop belle pour moi d'arrêter. Sophia, oui?" She giggled.

"Oui."

"McKinley, you speak French?" He nodded to Chloe.

Riff yelled from across the room. "Vous savez, je pense que presque tout le monde parle français ici."

"Va te faire foutre, il est mignon, permettez-moi de me faire plaisir!"

"Calmez-vous, avant de vous effrayer le garçon!" I stuck my tongue out. "Je t'aime de tout mon coeur?"

"Bien sûr."

"Voulez-vous aller avoir des relations sexuelles dans le placard?" I laughed out loud.

"Plus tard..."

"WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH HERE?" I laughed a little, ruffling Columbia's hair.

"Fine." I winked at Riff. "Can I tell her? Please? I haven't had her flip shit in almost a year." She was blushing from Riff and my conversation, and McKinley was laughing.

"It's been, like, two weeks Genta..."

"Shut up Columbia. I still want to tell her though."

"Okay, fire away."

"McKinley is your date. And your mum is a singer."

"I knew about Nell," she said, completely ignoring the first part.

"How come I was the only one not to know?"

"I didn't know."

"You weren't born yet McKinley. Shut up."

"I might of been."

"It was eighty five."

"Yeah... I wasn't born yet."

"You are a complete idiot, you know that, right?"

"Oui, mon chérie," he did a horrible French accent, and she rolled her eyes, "but I assume you are not, yes?"

"I'm in college, am I not?"

"Oui, oui, and I find that most attractive. Would you consider going out with me sometime?"

"Mum, is that what you brought me here for?"

"Really," he said breaking his accent. "You say mum too?" He laughed a little.

"I was born and raised in New Zealand. What else would I say?"

"True."

A/N I have been listening to more Beatles lately. I'm even watching the Yellow Submarine movie. I started watching it in the middle of the chapter, and the beginning of the next chapter, if I can find inspiration to write it, and what to write about, will be weird. it will be influenced, as I am only 13:31 into the movie. I assure you, if I was narrating this, I would be sobbing. I started to cry when Yellow Submarine came on. There will be many more tears shed tonight. How I love spending my nights alone. My cat doesn't even bother me when I am writing. Oh, I made an account on this website yesterday. Yeah. I wrote Dear Diary before I was even a member. But I think I will wait until my cake day to post it. My dad and I had fun chatting about the Beatles. He now wants to meet my (now ex-) boyfriend, as he has "provided you with knowledge that is very hard to find in this day and age, I approve." Yeah. The first time he met him, which wasn't really even a real meeting, he just complemented him on his Rubber Soul shirt. I'm giving way to much away of my real life. If any of you guys know who I am, don't say anything. Just text me and scream at me for saying that even this, a time to let go of your stress, it is still proper. I love all of you, but please. Don't. My mum is giving me enough shit. And you guys might also yell at me for weaving you into the story.

(Baby. Pictures. I'm so adorable! I remember, before I posted my story, I PMed Lunar Sunsets asking if I could use the last name Vitus... I mean... Just... Wow.)