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Chapter Twenty-Two: Sudden Death!

"Ago you bastard!" Jessie plugged a kunai at his heart and it shattered into pieces. "I'll kill you…! I will never forgive you for killing her! Never!" She summoned her double bladed spear and tried to cut his head off, when Itachi and Kisame stopped her.

"Let me go! I'll kill him! I swear I will!" She tried breaking Kisame's headlock on her. "You know full well she was like that before she ran into his arm!" Kisame said. "But, you don't know how it feels to lose something so precious! Do you?! She always tried to make me feel better even when it made her look like a fool! *Sob* A pitiful fool! And now look at her!" Jessie fell down crying. *sob* *sob* *sob* "And I… I never got to say thank you for all her sacrifices!" Jessie cried some more until her eyes went blank and hallow. She stood up and what seemed to be the last of her tears fell down her face into the puddle of many tears beneath her.

Ago made a white flower with golden swirls printed on it along with red rubies. He set it down on top of her cloak. Jessie looked at the flower he made for Tyson and it was pretty, it looked like the flower she drew back at home.

"Ago, I'm sorry. I knew Tyson really liked you so I guess I can forgive you, for her." Jessie said, with words that were shallow and empty sounding.

"You can kill me if you want t-shut up!" Jessie cut into what Ago was saying. "You can't talk like that! You haven't earned a good reason to die." Jessie turning around and saw everyone tearing up. Except Sasori, who had a small but noticeable smile on his face? Eliza come running through everyone and hugged Jessie.

"Whaannn!" Tobi went and hugged them too. "Aw, man Kakuzu doesn't shit like that make you want to cry!" Hidan burst into tears. Ago started crying too. "Hey! Hey! Hey! What's up guys?" Tyson popped up on top of the base eating an hot-dog. "What's going on guys?" Tyson jumped down, she slipped in Jessie puddle of tears and slammed on her face. Jessie stared bluntly at Tyson. "Why the long faces?" Tyson asked.

"Zombie!" Tobi screamed. "What, wait no? I was dead see-ow-what the-ow-owie-you fu-ow-I kill you—you rabbit beast!" Tobi beat Tyson with the wooden paddle Deidara handed back to him. "I hate getting beat by Tobi!" Tyson snatched the paddle out of his hand and he took a paper fan and slapped her with it. Jessie walked over to Tyson.

*SMACK*

Jessie backhand slapped Tyson into a boulder and it cracked on impact. Tyson got up head slumped down. She walked over to Jessie and stopped in front of her. *Pop* Tyson punched Jessie to the ground and Jessie trip kicked her and she fell and immediately jumped back up, like she never even touched the ground. "Desist at once!" Pein ordered.

"She started it!" Tyson said. "Hey I'm younger you're supposed to stop." Jessie said. "Why'd you slap me?" Tyson asked. "I slapped you? Man, I backhand slapped you like a boss!" Jessie said. "What happened to you? I saw you go *pew* right there." Ago asked. "I grew back. I know how to dress myself." Tyson said. "What?" Eliza exclaimed. "I'm wittle guyz, me 1 years-old again." Tyson said. "Everyone gasped. "Argh, I'll kill you!" Hiruko's tail stretched out and was about to smash her when it stopped. "I lost my cool for a second there." He calmed down. "I went pee-pee in my pants!" Tyson said. "Seriously!?" Ago asked.

"No, I'm being sarcastic. I'm not 1 years-old either. Do you guys honestly think a 1 year-old can get slapped like that and then punch instead of cry?" Tyson made her point. Itachi whacked her on the back of her head with a paper fan. "You're so mean!" Jessie slapped Tyson and she fell over to Tobi. "Jerk face!" Tobi slapped her and she was spinning. She spun over to Hidan. He punched her and she went flying to Kisame. He hit her with Samehada across the stomach and she flew over to Itachi and he moved out the way and Hiruko ran over to her, he upper-cutted her into the air. "That felt so good!" He said. "Stop fooling around!" Pein shouted. Konan made a paper bed and Tyson fell on it. "Why would you guys hit me like that?" Tyson asked. "Its fun and you wasted tears for nothing!" Jessie. "Quiet! Now then we will decide who goes on this mission by going through various curses." Pein said. Jessie walked over to Tyson. Tyson readied herself for a fight and Jessie shook her head at Tyson in shame. "Tomorrow we will be the qualifying matches held to decide who goes on this mission." Pein said. "Hey Tyson is Sai there yet? If he is avoid him like he was making you walking down the Plank." Jessie said. Tyson shrugged her shoulders. "Remember what he said about Naruto's 'thingy' when he said it wasn't important." Eliza said and the three of them started to laugh. "Correction he said it was nothing special." Tyson stopped laughing and corrected her. "Stop laughing all of you right now!" Tyson yelled. "Hidan-sensei, why, just why would you hit me like that!?" Tyson asked, crying. "Well you're still an f'ing lunatic and you were coming right at me! I thought you were going to do some weird thing to me. So I hit'ch ya." Hidan said. Everyone looked at him like what he did was wrong. "What? You all saw her come at me with that crazy look in her eyes!" Hidan protested. The look he's referring to is her look of pain. "Tobi hit you because you were being a meany pants." Tobi said. "I hit you because it was a reflex." Kisame said. "I hit you because I hate." Sasori said. "You hit me because I'm a little girl and you're a sicko." Tyson blurted out against her will. "Itachi-san just moved out the way, didn't even try to catch you." Tobi said. "Yeah, I know he did!" Tyson started crying anime tears. "Hey remember that time Naruto drank that spoil milk and he had to use the bathroom right when he was going to kiss Sakura? Or the time at that Sports Festival when he ya know, used the natural bathroom?" Tyson said. Jessie, Eliza and Tyson started laughing. Some of the Akatsuki members gave them crazy looks while the others didn't pay that much attention to them and went on about their lives.

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