Emma and David
Emma: DAD
David: Emma why are you yelling at me
Emma: IM NOT YELLING
David: yes you are
Emma: oh caps lock was on didn't know
David: ok then, so what did you want?
Emma: how easy would it be if i tried to scare Regina for Halloween?
David: how you going to do that?
Emma: was thinking of getting one of her dresses and pretending i am evil
David: can i help in any way
Emma: well of corse you can
Emma and Zelena
Emma: wanna help me prank Regina for Halloween
Zelena: HELL YEA
Emma: Does Regina have any of her evil black dresses in the house
Zelena: no their kept in her vault in the room next to her magic ingredients
Emma: is Regina home now?
Zelena: Yea you want me to keep her home till you get a dress
Emma: yes please
Zelena: little tip the dogs in the vault are not real
Emma: thx noted
Emma and Rumple
Emma: Gold just asking but is there any way you could make a fake copy of your dagger but have my name on it?
Rumple: can i ask why you would want that dearie
Emma: part of my Halloween prank on Regina
Rumple: and what does this prank involve?
Emma: me, as a fake new dark one
Rumple: good idea, but i have an idea if you want it
Emma: yea and whats the price with all of this
Rumple: oh no price. Take my heart
Emma: Why would i?
Rumple: to convince Regina you killed me
Emma: i can see where you're going with this.
Henry and Neil
Henry: Hey dad can i stay at your place tonight
Neil: its fine with me but did you hear about Bell
Henry: no is she ok
Neil: she's fine i just hope you don't mind being a nephew again
Henry : OMG she's pregnant
Neil: yep
Henry: oh no
Neil: what?
Henry: grandma heard me
Neil: ok ill warn her
Regina to Emma
Regina: SWAN GET YOU BUTT BACK HERE RIGHT NOW THAT WAS NOW FUNNY AT ALL AND WHO'S BLODY HEART DID YOU HAVE.
Regina: I SWARE TO GOD SWAN I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND THROW FIREBALLS IN YOUR FACE
Regina: DONT YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN ANSWER ME SWAN
David, Snow, Zelena and Emma
David: so how'd it go
Emma: omg Regina wet herself
Snow: WHAT
Zelena: yea she's pissed off big time, she's in the laundry washing her sheets now
David: omg i wish i could have been there
Emma: i filmed it
Snow: gotta see this
Zelena: she screamed pretty dam loud
David: where's the tape
Emma: Henry's watching it now
Zelena: man you must have scared her pretty well
Emma: a bit of fog and dark music in her room nothing to bad
Zelena: no to mention the cobwebs still hanging in her room
Emma: yea i forgot about those
Snow: um David just left
Emma: Dad where are you
David: gonna go find Henry
Henry and Regina
Regina: Henry destroy that video
Henry: which video do you mean
Regina: you know exactly which video im talking about
Henry: oh that one i sent to everyone in town
Regina: YOU DID WHAT
Henry: So where not taking about that cat video
Regina: no we are not
Henry: then what video
Regina: the one im trying to kill your mother from
Henry: oh the one where you wet yourself, ive watched that ten times already
Regina: HENRY
Henry: what its funny and it was a good prank she worked hard on it
Regina: don't make me ground you
Henry: mom it was just a Halloween prank
Regina: the fact that it was once Gold's plan to turn her dark isn't
Henry: got a point there
Henry: but gotta admit it was a good prank
Regina: it was good tho
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