Chapter 21: Things Change… for the worst.
"Dude! It's the end of the television series!" Beast Boy screamed.
"But, are we not one of the highest rated shows on the Cartoon Network… and also on the whole of television?" Starfire asked curiously.
"Yemen. It's bogus." Robin agreed.
"I can't believe how dumb this is." Cyborg grunted.
"Hi guys!" Terra chirped.
"SEX!" Beast Boy jumped on her.
"Well, at least they won't replace us with a show about some… gay ninja puppets or something." Raven started, "… R-right?"
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"Dawg, this is so gay. We've been gone and they get rid of all our favorite shit!" Cyborg gestured towards their favorite mall which had been demolished and was being rebuilt as something different.
Suddenly and for no apparent reason a big white monster came out of a brick wall and attacked the Titans… yea.
"Titans, fuck it! I mean… Go!" Robin yelled.
They fought and… did some stuff.
Shit, I'm tired.
Eventually after some collateral damage or another, Beast Boy looks up to see…
"Terra! OMFGuush!
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"… SEX!" and Beast Boy jumped on her.
"Ackies!" Terra screamed, "Help! I need an adult! I need an adult! Oooooh, that feels good Mr. Strange-Green Man… erm, I mean, HELP!"
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"We're caught up in a pointless and annoying side plot because the writers don't really need us in this episode!" Cyborg said cheerfully as he and the other three Titans that weren't Beast Boy chased down The Thing.
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"Hey, look," Beast Boy spoke to himself… just like fucking Shakespeare, "It's Terra in a school girl outfit. Despite finding this very kinky I am also going to go talk to her in my odd stalkerish ways."
A few moments later…"Who the hell are you?" Black bitch asked.
"And what makes you think you can talk to (OMG! Real Name Censored)?" Freaky Red-Headed bitch asked.
"Um… I'm Beast Boy. Y'know, the green superhero that lives in the huge-ass 'T'? Helps save all your lives on a daily basis?" the green superhero said sheepishly.
"NUUU! We will not be nice/respectful to you or let you talk to our friend." They both ranted.
"Why not?"
"Because you raped her on the sidewalk earlier in the chapter."
"Psh! It's not rape if you're willing, Terra loved it!"
"He's got a point girls… I did love it."
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"Slade," Wintergreen said, walking up to him on his Scary Concrete Throne of Misery and Peril ™, "Terra is alive and Beast Boy is trying to recruit her back to the Titans. Also, she has amnesia."
Slade responded in a very calm, calculating manner, "There is no such thing as amnesia… just girls I bone so hard their brains get messed up."
Wintergreen stared in silence, "… Riiight."
As he was leaving the butler gave a small cough that sounded a lot like 'crazy!'
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"Heeeerreee Pussy! Sladey wants to play with his little pussy wussy!"
Slade's little white kitten bounded out of the massive network of gears and leapt adorably up onto his lap, mewing and purring.
"Oh! There's my fluffy pussy!"
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"Yo, Terra catch!"
"Ackies! Beast Boy! Why'd you throw mud at me? And why is this mud white and sticky?"
"Hehehe… that's not mud Terra…"
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"This is getting fucking redundant." A lithe teenage boy with a crown of brown hair said in front of his computer screen… yawning.
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"We're caught up in a pointless and annoying side plot because the writers don't really need us in this episode!" Robin said cheerfully as he and the other three Titans that weren't Beast Boy chased down The Thing.
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"Terra! Why don't you want it from behind anymore?" Beast Boy wallowed in his melodrama.
"Stop calling me Terra! My name is (OMG! Real Name Censored)!"
"BUT- Whoa… look it! That shattered glass is totally reflecting us as going away from each other!" Beast Boy said, pointing to said glass.
"For reals?" Terra turned and bent down to see.
THWACK!"…Hehehehehe!" Beast Boy giggled as he drug Terra's unconscious body to a closet.
Halfway into taking off her clothes Terra woke up, screamed… and proceeded to rape Beast Boy.
He loved every minute of it.
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"Yo Momma." Raven said cheerfully as she and the other three Titans that weren't Beast Boy chased down The Thing.
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"Terra! I don't care if you don't remember! You don't have to! Just come hang with us at the Tower from time to time! Just don't be a stranger! Give me your e-mail or something!"
"No, Beastie Boy! I have a Geometery Test and I haven't studied, so I have to give the teacher a (OMG! Explicit Act Censored!) so I'll pass. Peace out!"
Beast Boy's communicator rang, "Beast Boy, we're getting our asses handed to us, come help us dammit!"
"Beast Boy to Robin; I'm on my way. Over."
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"Man, that was a good episode... but why the Hell was it the series finale? Dumb!"