well, i will work on this story whenever i have a waking moment to do such
okay, so without further ado, i bring you the next chapter
Disclaimer: i don't own OR pwn tdi
opens to rpg city
Ethan: okay, we strike them, or they strike us, neither one of us know
meanwhile
cloaky teleports everyone to the vote-off area
Cloaky: players, alister, bren, zane, michael, kalana, and tez, ethan is going to strike, with his resources, he can cover all of rpg town in evil, we must strike him first, bren, zane, michael, since you 3 found the helicopter-de-ultimatum, you have to stay behind
Bren: we don't have it's keys
Cloaky: that's why you must stay here, i will find the keys to the helicopter while the others hold off ethan's army
Alister: wait, WHAT?
Kalana: your insane if you think that
Tez: i am NOT risking my life
Cloaky: you are hero units, just one of you has more power than half of his army combined
after a few more minutes, cloaky teleports them to rpg city forest
Alister(looking up): why is the sky red?
Cloaky: ethan's powers
Alister: oh
Kalana: well, let's fight
Cloaky: wait, the first rule of war is to know thy enemy,
he pulls a chart slide out of nowhere
Cloaky: now, the grunts are the 1337 agents
it shows a man in a black tuxedo wearing crimson red lens sunglasses
Cloaky: the tougher units are the a.t.p. -advanced training program- agents
it shows a man in a grey tuxedo wearing a mask with a mustard yellow visor lens
Cloaky: the 2 generals are agent 2674 and e.f.s. -elite fighting soldier-
it shows a man in a white tuxedo and wearing mint green lens sunglasses
Cloaky: that is agent 2674
he changes the slide
it show a man in a dark grey tuxedo wearing a mask with a violet purple visor
Cloaky: then there is sanford and deimos
it shows 2 men, one with a bandana on his head and a black camouflage kilt(man skirt) with bandages across his midriff, and has a huge hook in one hand and a revolver, the other with a visor cap, black leather jacket, bandages all across his chest and midriff, and dual assault rifles on his back
Cloaky: i have reason to believe that one of these 2 have bren, zane, and michael's helicopter keys
with zane bren and michael
Bren: k, thanks for telling us that cloaky
Zane: alright, we need to get to work on opening these doors
Michael: i think i see it
he goes over to a crank and turns it which starts to open the take-off doors
Michael: bren, zane, help me with this
bren and zane go over to him and start turning the crank which conveniently had a wide enough handle for all three of them to turn it
with cloaky and the others
Cloaky: okay, higher up is hank, he is the third highest threat
Jebus: i should know, i fought him before
it shows a guy dressed like a ninja with crimson red lens goggles and a bandana on his head
Cloaky: he is powerful in hand-to-hand, melee, and long range combat
he changes the slide
Cloaky: okay, this is the auditor, like emile, he can summon weapons from his hands, and is professional in all three ranges of combat
it shows a black colored figure with glowing bright red eyes and flames going up from his head
he changes the slide
Cloaky: then the biggest threat is ethan
it shows ethan with chrome war paint and titanium boots grips with his normal clothes unchanged
Cloaky: you know what he could do, now, GO GO GO
they all rush into the city
with ethan
Ethan: so, now, they decide to show up, well, saves me time, AUDITOR, OPEN THE GATE
Auditor: YES SIR
he flips a switch
with cloaky and others
Cloaky: hold on, i hear something, wait, CRAP, IT'S THE ARMY
alister immediately throws up an aura shield and throws it forward killing several hundred 1337 agents
Cloaky: alright, i am going in
he teleports inside the castle
with the players
Alister(throwing aura blasts): NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD
Kalana(stabbing and slicing many soldiers): i know
Tez(shooting giant waves of wind, ice, water, fire, earth, and electricity): WE HAVE TO ATTACK SIMULTANEOUSLY
they all stand 5 feet away from each other in a line, then alister fires aura blasts, kalana swipes out blade waves, and tez uses magic attack after magic attack after magic attack, then they start holding them off
with cloaky
Cloaky: okay, so, i need to find the chambers hall
he sees a map and enters the chambers hall, then enters the door that has a sign that say "sanford & deimos" above it
Cloaky: okay, now if i were keys, where would i be?
he hears a jingling sound
Sanford: looking for these
he holds out the helicopter keys
Cloaky: yes
Deimos: well you have to get through us to get them
boss battle start
Cloaky HP 500,000,000
Sanford HP 100,000,000
Deimos HP 75,000,000
Sanford uses hook, line, and revolver
Cloaky HP 499,999,000
Deimos uses mag machine
Sanford HP doubled, all stats tripled
Sanford HP 200,000,000
Cloaky uses host powers
Sanford HP 1
Deimos HP 1
Sanford uses mag-num
Cloaky HP 400,000,000
Deimos uses shared bottle
Sanford HP 50,000,000
Deimos HP 50,000,000
Cloaky uses world of fingertips
it zooms out to show cloaky standing in front of the earth, then he taps sanford and deimos with his finger tip, then it zooms back to the battle
Sanford HP 0
Deimos HP 0
boss battle end
Cloaky: okay
he grabs the keys to the helicopter
with zane bren and michael
Bren: okay, we finally got it
he looks up at the now fully open take-off door
Zane: hey, cloaky has the keys
Michael: a flash just happened inside the helicopter
they go inside the helicopter and find the keys on the dashboard
Bren: well, i'm driving
Zane: wait, don't you need a pilots license to drive a helicopter
Bren: yeah, but who cares, this is virtual reality
he starts up the helicopter while zane and michael close the side doors
Bren: alright, we're off
the helicopter flies into the air, then michael throws down the card cloaky gave him and the helicopter teleports to above the city
Bren: okay, are either of you experts on how to play with a game cube controller?
neither of them speak up
Bren: fine, michael take the wheel, zane, control the side guns, and i'll control the missile turret
bren pushes a button that flips down a screen between the seats, then he plugs in the game cube controller and it shows him the instructions
Bren: okay, joystick to move, "A" to shoot bullets, "B" to fire missiles, "X" to drop bombs, "Y" to shoot fire, "L" to shoot a laser, and "R" to shoot an electric field
with the defenders
Alister: okay, we are going nowhere, move ahead when i say "ASSAULT", okay?
Kalana: okay
Tez: okay
Alister: ASSAULT
they runs forward 20 ft before stopping to push enemies back
Alister: DEFEND
Kalana: okay, i think we're clear
Tez: yeah
Alister: ASSAULT
they push forward 40 more ft before slowing
Alister: DEFEND
they stop
with cloaky
Cloaky: okay, i need to take on ethan
he enters ethan's chamber
Ethan: and so, cloaky, your friends try and try, and yet, they still have not breached 25%
Cloaky: save me your talk ethan
Ethan: fine, shalst we duel
cloaky teleports them both to an opens field
Cloaky: i thought you'd never ask
Ethan: fine choose your weapon
cloaky summons a straight-sword
Ethan: very well
he summons a straight sword
jebus comes in
Jebus: i'll help you cloaky
Cloaky: cool
jebus summons a straight-sword with 0's and 1's running down the blade
Ethan: 2 against 1, well, that evens the odds a bit, but it won't help you much
Cloaky: we'll see about that
Jebus: yeah
Ethan: yes we shall
they charge at each other
with the flyers
Michael: bren, i see power ups
Bren: get them
sequence start
gun lvl 1
missiles lvl 1
bombs lvl 1
fire lvl 1
laser lvl 1
electricity lvl 1
Michael: okay, i see a bullet shape power up
Zane: k
gun lvl 2
Michael: oncoming fireball power ups
Bren: alright
fire lvl 5
Michael: tons of power ups
Zane: shooting them helps collect
Bren: FIRE
gun lvl 50
missiles lvl 49
bombs lvl 48
fire lvl 50
laser lvl 47
Michael: i see a missile and a few others
Zane: good
missiles lvl 50
bombs lvl 50
laser lvl 50
sequence end
Bren: okay, michael, what does it say
Michael: all weapons are full level, engine, fuel gauge, fuel efficiency, rotor power, and other vital stats are full power
Zane: cool, we are tricked out
Bren: alright, OPEN ALL WEAPONS, FIRE FIRE FIRE
they come down closer to the ground and fire all weapons killing millions of soldiers, blasting through the entire army
with the defenders
Alister: alright, good job guys
6 men walks out of the soldier gate
Bren: okay, 6 more grunts will be easy
the light reaches them, revealing it to be agent 2674, e.f.s., mag v1 torture, 2 mag v2's, and mag v3
Kalana: oh crap
boss battle start
Mag V1 Torture HP 10,000
Mag V2 #1 HP 25,000
Mag V2 #2 HP 25,000
Mag V3 HP 100,000
Agent 2674 HP 150,000
E.F.S. HP 250,000
Alister uses aura free form
Mag V2 #2 HP 0
Mag V2 #2 died
Kalana uses assassinate
Mag V1 HP 0
Mag V1 died
Tez uses class excessive power discharge
Mag V2 #1 HP 0
Mag V2 #1 died
Mag V3 HP 1,000
Agent 2674 HP 51,000
E.F.S. HP 151.000
Bren uses chain up
Agent 2674 HP 20,000
Zane uses revolver of boom
E.F.S. HP 40,000
Michael uses SnipeMG
E.F.S. HP 10,000
Helicopter uses artillery 10% blowout
Mag V3 HP 0
Agent 2674 HP 0
E.F.S. HP 0
Mag V3 died
Agent 2674 died
E.F.S. died
boss battle end
Zane: we did it
Tez: where is cloaky?
with cloaky
Cloaky: well, nobody has drawn the first blood
Ethan: i know
Jebus: cloaky, we need to step it up TWO notches
Cloaky: i agree, WAIT, i am an idiot
cloaky uses host powers
Ethan HP 1
Ethan: what NO
ethan uses blade of drain
Jebus HP 0
Ethan HP 1,000,000
Jebus: ACK
his eyes roll to the back of his head, then he falls over, dead
Ethan: well, good riddan-AH
Ethan(in a normal voice): GET OT OF MY HEAD
Ethan(static voice): NO
ethan necklace of the holy cross glows white, along with his devil necklace, bringing him to the ground
Ethan(static): NO
both necklaces make an explosion, which blows ethan back
Ethan HP 0
Cloaky: well, he is finally dead
cloaky takes jebus's halo
Ethan HP 1
Cloaky: what the?
ethan rises
Ethan(static): HA, now, you, SHALL, DI
he gets interrupted by the mailman
Mailman: are you ethan jakwikle?
Ethan(static): yes?
Mailman: letter
he hands him a letter
Ethan(static): okay
he opens it and reads
Letter: To My Dear nephews Ethan and Mach, if you are reading this then i am dead, nobody could help what happened, it just did, ethan, i leave with you my armory and house, mach, i leave with you my funds and antiques, i hope you kids die when your set time comes, i know that you will miss me, but i am watching, With love and care, Chuck Norris
ethan tears up and slumps to his knees
Ethan(static): no
Ethan(normal): NO
Ethan(normal): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
primary improbability drive disengaged
secondary improbability drive disengaged
third improbability drive disengaged
ethan's head explodes in the middle of screaming
Ethan HP 0
Ethan died
Cloaky: oh my god, NOOO-
several hours later, with everyone having fallen asleep from exhaustion
Cloaky: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............. ACK
cloaky coughs up blood, then summons a super hydrator mega water, then drinks the entire thing in one gulp
Cloaky: that is better
he leaves the area to wash his face, then teleports the players into their beds in the original inns, then goes to sleep himself
the next day
the players all wake up and go to the vote off area
Cloaky: yesterday, a great evil was vanquished, now, a great good must be destroyed, vote for whoever you like least, we will meet back in an hour
at the debate
Bren: tez
Zane: tez
Michael: kalana
Kalana: michael
Alister: bren
Tez: zane
one hour later
Cloaky: you have all cast your votes and made your decisions, the player who doesn't get a silver life, must immediately go to the turret of doom, face the blast of apocalypse, and get the heck out of here, and you can't come back, ever, first up is michael, then zane, bren, alister, and kalana, sorry tez, you had one more vote than either of the other 5
Tez: well, 6th place isn't so bad, i guess
he gets cuffed then taken to the turret of doom and blasted
Cloaky: well, you five are safe and have made it to the final 5, congratulations, good job
he turns to the camera
Cloaky: so, i am left with a dare devil, an emo vampire, a calm martial artist, a shadowy one, and a quiet intellectual warrior, who will be picked off next, who will i be left with, and WHO will win the secret prize, all this and more on the next,total, DRAMA, RPG
the screen fades out into black
wow, i finished in less than a day, wow, okay, i think i know who will win, but i am not sure, anyways, cut straight to the new opening theme
Opening Theme(original song with changed scenes): it opens to a pov of a camera going into an immersion tank, then it virtualizes to the vote-off area, where cloaky is, then he waves to the camera, then it turns and zooms to an arena, with bren and kalana in a stalemate, then it turns to zane cheering on kalana, then it slams over to show ethan getting a letter then exploding leaving the mailman covered in blood and guts, then it changes to jebus with flies around his dead body, then it goes to michael starting up the helicopter he, zane, and bren found, then it follows him through the sky but drops to show alister playing super mario rpg with geno in the aura maser hall, then it goes again to bren in the forest cutting down trees, then it shows kalana jumping like a ninja across the rooftops, then zane jumps into the helicopter with michael and he shoots a grenade through a skylight hitting the king throne where cloaky was sitting then him and the throne fall on alister who was doing cool aura tricks, then it flies upwards to show the daytime sky, then it changes to night time and it ends in the vote-off area with everyone sitting down pressing buttons on their voter machines and cloaky standing in front of his podium, then the letters "T D RPG" fade in with the words that they stand for inside them in small letters
i didn't have to do that but i wanted to get rid of that old opening theme, so, there you go
levels and the stuff that you know what is
Ethan- de-virtualized
Emile- de-virtualized
Athena- de-virtualized
Zane- lvl 79.93= heavy-arms man- MAX HP: 1500
Tez- de-virtualized
Nai- de-virtualized
Greg- de-virtualized
Danny- de-virtualized
Samantha- de-virtualized
Evie- de-virtualized
Alister- lvl 77.15= aura manipulant- MAX HP: 3000
Michael- lvl 79.93= sniper- MAX HP: 1500
Alessia- de-virtualized
Nora- de-virtualized
Arron- de-virtualized
Bren- lvl 78.83= blade spirit- MAX HP: 1500
Hao- de-virtualized
Ellie- de-virtualized
Kalana- lvl 78.14= shadowing death striker- MAX HP: 1750
Susan- de-virtualized
Marry- de-virtualized
Cynthia- de-virtualized
Ginny- de-virtualized
Shatia- de-virtualized
Chris- de-virtualized
Sandy- de-virtualized
Jason- de-virtualized
so, at my current pace, i can be done on give up day