Total Drama Action

Part 21:Attack Of The Killer Burrito

Chris:Hello campers, and welcome to the new week of TDA!

Everyone groaned in response to this.

Chris:Today, before we get on with the next challenge, we are going to trade teammates today!

Everyone except Ted gasped in surprise, while Ted just laughed.

"Eh, not one person wants to trade me." Ted said confidently. Everyone frowned at Ted.

"You should talk. You're the reason why we lost last night." Gwen remarked. Ted went wide eyed, then laughed embarrassingly.

Chris:For the team who will choose who gets traded, we will flip a coin. Gophers, what's you choice?

Ted though for a moment, and in his cyborg head, images of disembodied heads and tails floated around in his head.

"HEADS!" Ted yelled. Everyone backed away from him.

Chris flipped the coin, and it landed on heads.

Chris:Well Gophers, you get to choose who you want and will trade.

Ted once again thought. Ted looked at Flapjack licking a candy cane from the TDA Inn, and then eliminated him from contention. Ted then glanced at Duncan, who freaked Ted out thinking of what camp would be like with him. Then, Ted remembered how Courtney seemed to be the command to everything the Bass did. Ted decided what to do after 2 minutes.

"We will trade.....Timmy for Courtney." Ted said wittingly. Thinking about nothing at all, Ed grabbed Timmy and threw him to the Bass.

"Bye bye Beaver Boy!" Ed laughed. Ted frowned.

"Anyway....Timmy for Courtney." Ted said again.

"Well, shocking, but ironic. Looks like you need a guide for your brain Ted." Chris remarked. His reward was a sock to the face by Ted.

"Wait, why are we trading in the first place? Weren't we supposed to remain on these teams the whole time?" Duncan asked questionably.

"Well, me and Chef Hatchet decided on this last night." Chris said rubbing his face. Jenny smiled happily.

"That's right Courtney, run along." Jenny remarked. Courtney growled.

*Cut to confessional.*

Courtney:I'm finally glad I'm off of Jenny's team. She's the most ignorant player on this team....besides Duncan.

*Cut to campfire 2 minutes later.*

Chris:Your next challenge, is what I call Phobia Factor.

"He can't be serious. I have to be buried alive...again?" Gwen asked angrily. Chris laughed.

Chris:No. Instead, you will choose only 3 campers to face their fears. You will 2 points a person. Whoever has the most points by the end of the day wins.

"Wait, what's a phobia?' Ted asked stupidly.

"What are you, an idiot?" Courtney asked. Ted then saw a fly, and then grabbed it with a robotic tongue and ate it.

"Guh, well, at least we don't have to worry about any stupid fears getting in our way." Courtney said relieved.

"I wouldn't be so sure about that." Chris replied. Chris snapped his fingers, and Chef walked in with a burrito attached to a fishing hook above Ted. Ted stared at it in fear.

"AHHHH!!!!" Ted screamed like a banshee wailing into the woods. Courtney smacked her face.

"Looks as if I spoke too soon." Courtney corrected.

*Cut to a hour later at the Bass cabin.*

Timmy was reading a book, when suddenly a blcok hit him on the head.

"What the heck is this?" Timmy asked holding it in his hand. Timmy read the bottom, it read "Babies N' Things" in babish letters. Timmy threw it in rage out the window.

"Man I wish Cosmo and Wanda were here." Timmy said silently. Suddenly, Cosmo and Wanda poofed in front of Timmy.

"GUYS! What are you doing here!?" Timmy yelled.

"Duh genius, whatever wish you ask, we grant." Cosmo replied.

"But people will see you! Besides, you can't make me win a competition." Timmy said distinkly.

"Well, Da Rules never said we can't help you win a competition." Wanda replied smartly.

"True that." Timmy said thoughtfully.

"Um, Timmy, who are these guys?" The camera man asked. Timmy then tackled the camera man.

"Wow, those scars sure do look like they hurt." Cosmo said watching Timmy beat the snot out of the camera man.

"You're an idiot Cosmo." Wanda replied.

*Cut to woods.*

Ted was sitting on a tree stump, shivering a talking to himself.

"Happy place, happy place...." Ted mummered. Suddenly, a burrito popped up in front of Ted.

"GAHHHH!!!" Ted screamed running into a bee hive, then hitting a tree, then running into a bear. The bear growled, then trampled Ted. Chef laughed.

"I love this job!" Chef exclaimed happily.

*Cut to confessional.*

Ted (Bandaged and bruised):Yeah, that burrito really scares me.

The burrito then popped up in the confessional.

Ted: WHAAHHHH!!!!

Ted then ran out, and Chef walked in and raised his eyebrows in happiness.

*Cut back to Gopher camp.*

"How long do you think it'll be until Ted gives up?" Heather asked Courtney while watching Ed pour expired gravy into his mouth on the dock.

"Probably 30 minutes, give or take." Courtney responded. Ted then ran past screaming at the top of his lungs from Chef's burrito.

"Yeah, maybe less." Courtney corrected.

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AN:Yep, now Courtney is on the Gophers and Timmy is on the Bass. Hope you enjoyed this chapter, because I got a few kicks out of it, LOL.