"okay, now we will begin with Hidan. Go in that room with a Tobi doll, we'll monitor how long you'll last" Leader said. "Piece of F*ck" Hidan said smirking as he walked into the room.

Leader walked over and locked the door and started the stopwatch. In a few seconds Hidan ran out of the room screaming in hear. "h-he said he killed queen gingerbread and is holding the gingerbread man captive!" Hidan screamed. "is that all?" Kaori asked a bit annoyed. "no, he showed me a episode of teletubbies!" "oh the horror!" everyone screamed except Sasori, Kaori, Itachi, and Tobi. "dude, you where in there for five second" Itachi said.

New record time: 00:00:05

"I think Tipsy is hot!" Sasori yelled. "it's dipsy not tipsy" Kaori said. "well the devil is a lie" Sasori said. "who's next?" Leader asked. "me, Hidan's such a wimp. I'll last longer. Plus im hotter" Kakuzu said stepping forward. "true Dat!" Sasori yelled. "okay, Sasori. Lay off the BET, un" Deidara said.

"hey! I finally know what a holla back girl is, want me to tell ya, boobear?" Sasori asked. "b-boobear, un?" Deidara asked. "yep, your new nickname!" Sasori said. Deidara slumped down. "but u said u don't like me, un" "I kinda do, Boobear" Sasori said smiling.

"Ready, Kakuzu?" Leader asked. Kakuzu nodded and walked into the room. Leader closed it after him. A few minutes Kakuzu left screaming. "Hey! New Record!" Leader yelled. "What made you crack?" "it said I spent my money, the horror!" Kakuzu yelled sucking his thump. "b*tch" Hidan said.

"F*ck you!" Kakuzu yelled.

New Record time: 00:03:00

"Im going next, un" Deidara said. "Go, BOOBEAR-CHAN!" Sasori yelled. Deidara sweat dropped. "im going in, un" *the top gun anthem starts to play* "WTF! This isn't a TV SHOW!" Itachi yelled. "or is it?" Hidan asked in a ghostly voice. "Dude get away from my ear, gay *ss" Itachi said walking away. "Ready?" Leader asked. Deidara nodded. Leader closed the door behind Deidara.

Deidara laughed, then cried, then an explosion was heard.

AAAHHH! Deidara! What are you doing on the set?

"You said I cried and laughed I don't cry im not a girl, un"

*smirks* who said your not I can make you one

"0.0'. im sorry I wont complain, un" Deidara said.

Good, now on with the story

Deidara walked out of the room laughing. "New Record"

New Record: 00:00:03:01

"D*mn" Hidan said. "better luck next time, eh buddy?" "get your f*cking hands off me, un" "oh, h*ll. Deidara, you blew up the doll" Leader said. Deidara smirked. "I hate Tobi, un" "that's a no brainier dude" Kaori said. Everyone nodded. "who's next?" Leader asked dragging the destroyed remains of Tobi out and bringing in a new stuffed Tobi.

"OOOH! OOOOH! ME! ME! PICK ME!" Akira yelled with her hand in the air. "how about….Sasori" "P*SS off!" Akira yelled angrily "YEA!" Sasori yelled. Then he skipped into the room. "Ready, Sety, Goey!" Leader yelled closing the door and starting the stopwatch.

Sasori sat in the room for a while. "Where's Tipsy? I want tipsy!" Sasori yelled then he opened the door glumly. "N-New Record!" Leader announced.

New Record: 00:00:25:53

"How in h*ll did you last that long?" Hidan asked. "I wanted Tipsy!" Sasori whined. "it's dipsy" Itachi interrupted. "I don't f*ckin care!" Sasori yelled through tears.

"Okay, so who's next?" Leader asked. "ME! ME! PICK ME YOU BUTTMUNCH!" Akira yelled jumping into the air. "Kaori it is" Leader said. "Forget you! Forget you! You butt munch!" Akira yelled pulling out her gun. Everyone stared at her wide eyed. "Don't do it Akira" Kaori said.

"Why!" Akira yelled. "because I'll let you go" Kaori said hugging her sister. (Ouran high school host club style) all the boy's blushed. Then the sisters looked at everyone with a smile, then Akira aimed her gun and shot Hidan in the forehead. "That's for yesterday, Perv!" Akira yelled. Hidan fell to the ground in pain.

"Thanks sis" Akira said before walking into the room. Leader sighed as he closed the door and started the stopwatch. "and go!" he yelled. Akira sat in the room with Tobi. "how's it going?" Akira asked. "mama" the doll said. Akira's eye's widened. "I AINT YO MAMA!" then she pulled out her gun and shot Tobi in the forehead. "That's what I think of your mama" Akira said before leaving the room.

"Akira your score is…..sad" Leader said. Everyone laughed but Kaori, Sasori, Itachi, and Zetsu.

Record: 00:00:00:45

"What the heck!" Akira yelled. "b-better luck next time, succa" Kisame said. "That's it fish boy, your going DOWN!" Akira yelled before running after Kisame with her gun.

"Okaaaay, anyway Kaori your next" Leader said. Kaori nodded and walked over to the room, she closed the door behind her. Leader started to stopwatch. Kaori sat in the room for a while when she suddenly came out.

New Record: 00:00:58:54

"New Record!" Leader yelled. Kaori smirked and walked away. "Itachi, then Zetsu" Leader said. Itachi stood up and walked into the room, a while later he came out.

"New Record!" Leader shrieked.

New Record: 00:00:58:55

"oh, wow" Hidan commented. "one f*cking second" "shut up, Hidan" Kakuzu said "Okay, Zetsu you the last one" Leader said. Zetsu walked into the room. Time had passed, by now everyone was sleep, after a while Leader woke up and saw Zetsu finally leaving the room. "WOAH!" Everyone said.

New Record: 00:13:59:59

"Zetsu wins!" Everyone yelled. "What do we win?" the black side asked. "I hope it's sugar cookies, cant go wrong with sweets" The white side said. "oh, shut up" the black side said. "you win….. A trip to the zoo!" Leader said. "yippee!" the white side said. "dang" the black side said.

"glad I didn't win" Itachi said Kaori nodded in agreement. "oooh! Zetsu can Tobi go too!" Tobi asked. "knock yourself out, kid" Zetsu said handing Tobi a ticket. "YEA!" Tobi yelled.