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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the guys had to deal with the struggle of a girl's favorite genre…the fairytale movie. Striker was kidnapped by Farra and taken on a 'romantic' evening. After that, the challenge started with all of the guys who were dating and some that were chosen for the remaining girls. The guys had to find slippers, carry their dates across a bridge, battle Groudon, and finally race to the top of a castle. Most of the guys did well, others not so much. Mason hypnotized Phill for the entire day, leaving him unable to do any challenges. Thus, the little mouse was sent packing. Will Mason claim more victims? Will Kai say something? Will this chapter be good? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!
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"Okay, so far I've gotten rid of Liksur, Static, Flynn, Piff, Frosty, and Phill", said Mason. "It's time to add Titan's name to the list."
Kevin, still under his control, hovered towards him. "May I give you another suggestion?"
"Hmmm…okay, who else do you think should go?" asked Mason smirking cruelly.
"I suggest that you now reveal the Evil Alliance to the Charizards", said Kevin in his monotone voice.
"What are you talking about?" asked Mason perturbed. "That would make me vulnerable and people might vote me out!"
"Okay, I have one other suggestion. Take them down in a pattern-like order. Keep their eliminations separate in order to keep suspicion off of yourself."
"That might work. But today, Titan's my main target and I intend to get him out", said Mason virulently.
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"CAN I AT LEAST GET A CRUMB OF FOOD?!" asked Laxish begging. His body was no longer like a normal Munchlax. His fur was messy and wet from his bathroom issues, his body got slightly skinnier, and he was now a pale color.
"NO!" yelled Vile as Laxish began to tear up. "I'm gonna die here."
"Okay, we really need to get rid of Freezeo and Anthony. They're really pissing me off", said Aldon.
"What do you mean?" asked Nero.
"When I asked Anthony what time it is, he told me that I can put down my throat", said Aldon.
"So…he was talking about thyme?" asked Hope.
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"Okay, what about Freezeo?" asked Vile.
"He's the opposite of Egridos. He actually breaks the fourth wall, while Egridos notices and shouts out when someone does it", explained Aldon.
"Well, that's a good reason, but I was thinking more on the lines of Cramad. She hasn't been doing anything, plus no one would miss her, except Titan", said Vile.
"Wow, being in love has really softened you up Vile", chuckled Draco before getting hit by Fury Cutter. "I take it back", he groans weakly.
"Okay, remind me to never get her angry…EVER!" said Aldon uncomfortably.
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"Okay, we really need to get rid of those losers", said Carman, referring to the Evil Alliance.
"I know, they've caused too much damage, last season and this season", added Dew.
"It's not gonna be easy", said Morgan.
"I know, that's why we have to do this quick before we lose some important members on our team", said Carman.
"Okay, so Dew, you really need to tell the team, no matter what", said Solis.
"Ugh, fine. But if I get targeted, I'm coming after you", said Dew threateningly.
Solis rolled her eyes as Carman did nothing but smirk.
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Carman: Ha, those idiots are really going to tell the team about the Evil Alliance, and when they do…those 4 idiots will be gone.
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Farra: Okay, my last plan didn't go so well, so now I have an even better plan…a cage!
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Farra snuck inside the Slakings' boy cabin once again, and when by Striker's bed. She removed the sheets and saw something shocking. Striker had chains wrapped around his bed and his body, keeping him protected.
"They're really trying to keep him away from me, but it won't work", thought Farra to herself. She placed a hoof on Striker and used Teleport to put them outside his trailer. Once they were outside, Striker woke up.
"What the-FARRA!" yelled Striker in fear as he tried to hop back into his trailer, but because of his cocoon body he was too slow and Farra caught him. "Put me down! You're crazy!"
Striker's orders fell on deaf ears as he found himself being put in a cage.
"Now, you'll be mine forever!" said Farra crazily. "Now, so nobody will find you, I'll put you somewhere no one would ever dare to go again."
"W-where?" asked Striker.
"The horror movie set of course!"
"NOOO!" screamed Striker as Farra teleported them to the set.
As they entered, Striker saw something shocking. Laxish was sitting there panting slightly and breathing slowly. "Oh look, it's one of your friends…a he's tied up too", said Farra giggling.
Farra put him down beside Laxish and smiled. Striker saw his friend's predicament and asked frantically, "Are you going to get him some help?"
"No way, people will think I did it and vote me off, and I need this money to plan our wedding!" answered Farra in a creepy manner as she teleported out of the set.
"Wedding?!" yelled Striker frightened, before turning his attention back to Laxish. "Laxish! Wake up man!"
Laxish heard something in the set and thought it was help. "Who's there? Can you help me?"
"Too late for that buddy", he heard.
Laxish turned to his right and saw Striker beside him in a cage. He smiled happily before asking, "How did you get here?"
"Farra is trying to make me hers", said Striker. "She's talking about marriage and all sorts of crap. But what are you doing in here? We've been looking for you for days!"
"Well, I had to go to the bathroom because of the lemonade, and I practically rushed out of the trailer. I had to go so bad, I forgot where it was. I wandered around this freakin' lot and got a glimpse of the Evil Alliance, and make the stupid decision of saying something", said Laxish as Striker listened intently. "Then, when I saw the bathroom, I ran, but Nero changed into a Machamp and grabbed me before I could make it to the bathroom, and they've had me tied up in here ever since."
"Oh, so that's why it smells like pee in here", said Striker looking around.
Laxish groaned as Striker spoke up once again, "I have an idea."
Laxish smiled, "What is it? Does it involve getting out of here?"
"Yes, now get over here", said Striker as Laxish started crawling towards the cage. After he made it, he felt nip and was instantly freed.
"Whoa, how did you do that?" asked Laxish amazed.
"I know Bug Bite", said Striker.
"I thought Metapod only knew Harden", said Laxish.
"I'm full of surprises", said Striker.
"Yeah, you haven't evolved yet, that's a surprise", said Laxish.
"Yeah, I can't evolve again, it's a medical condition. Now can you get me out of here?!" asked Striker.
Laxish chuckled and used Mega Punch on the cage, breaking it apart.
"Okay, now let's go back to bed", said Striker as he and Laxish went back to their team's trailer, but as soon as they opened the door-
"CASTMATES! IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"
"F*** my life", said Laxish.
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"Hello contestants, we have some good news for you", said Mew. Victini scowled at him, "Good for them, not for us."
"What's the news?" asked Laxish as everyone looked at him.
"Where did you come from?" asked Mew. "You've been missing for days."
Laxish was about to tell them, but Vile gave him a 'tell them and I'll kill you' look. "Um…I got out of here and explored the outside of this torture house", he lied.
"Well, okay, but back to the news, there will be two eliminations per episode from now on! Or until we get to the merge", said Mew.
"What?! That's not fair!" yelled Flame.
"Not from the same team. After every challenge, both losing teams will be going to elimination, whether you get second place or not", explained Victini still angry.
"Why does the winning team not have to go to elimination?" asked Sabrina angrily.
"Because it won't be right to make the winners vote someone off, it's just not natural, and plus the producers are really getting pissed that this series is going to take too long", said Mew. "That and the fact that this show doesn't have as many views as the last show."
"Duh", said Vile.
"So those are the new rules, but look on the bright side, the quicker this series ends, the sooner you guys will be free of us, and you'll be able to get back to your lives…if you survive."
Everyone smiled at that statement.
"Now, for today's genre, it's the spy movie!" announced Mew.
"Yes! Explosions and guns!" yelled Ray happily.
"That's right Ray, and the first challenge is to find a package that is heavily guarded", explained Victini.
"Guarded by what, exactly?" asked Lila.
"You'll have to find out if you find the package", said Mew.
"That's easy, all we need to do is find a place that's heavily guarded", said Skore.
"Yeah, they'd think so", whispered Victini to Mew.
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The Slakings were wandering around the lot.
"So Laxish, you just decided to leave without telling us?" asked M.P.S.
Laxish sighed, which Striker noticed and feeling sympathetic for him, told the guys what really happened.
"Wait, so Nero, Vile, Aldon, and Hope kept you tied up in the horror studio this whole time?" asked Spiro, who was on top of M.P.S.
"Yep", said Laxish.
"Well, if we make it to the merge, let's get rid of them as soon as possible", said Skore.
"Yeah", said Rapid.
Mason grinned in amusement.
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Mason: Because I wasn't there that often, that idiot doesn't remember me, and I can continue with my plan. And now that there are gonna be two eliminations per episode, I'll win this game faster.
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"Where should we look to find that package?" asked Darren.
"Well, this lot is huge, so it'll probably take all day to find it", said Summer.
"Not if we use Spike", said Sonan. "He and I can fly around and find a heavily guarded area, and that's where we go."
"That's a good idea Sonan", said Luna.
"Yeah, that's a good plan, and I'll get to see more of the lot", said Spike, agreeing.
"Okay, just be careful", said Shine.
"I will mom, now let's go!" said Spike as Sonan hopped on his back and they both flew off.
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"Okay, we really need to win this so we don't have to vote anyone out", said Anthony.
"Shut up!" yelled Nero. "You'll jinx us."
"So what are we supposed to do? They could've hidden it anywhere", said Marie.
"Just use Flame and have him fly around until he finds something", said Cramad.
"That's a good idea", said Leon.
"That's the same thing the Lucarios do!" said Solis.
"And they always win so please, we don't need common sense right now", said Freezeo.
"I hate to agree, but I agree with the snowflake", said Aldon. "Flame, get going."
Flame sighed and flew off to find an armed area.
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"Crikey, this is going to take forever mate", groaned Titan as he traveled behind the team.
Mason smirked and went towards him, and when he was close enough, he used Hypnosis, making Titan another victim.
"Electroweb", Mason said darkly.
Titan did as he was told and used Electroweb…on his team. The web shocked many of the team members, except for the electric types and ground types.
"What the hell Titan?!" yelled Draco
Mason released Titan from his control for a while, allowing Titan to regain his focus and see his friends glaring angry at him. "What happened?"
"You just shocked us with an Electroweb!" yelled Rapid.
"I did? But I don't remember doing that", said Titan innocently.
"Whatever, let's just go-", said Skore before bumping into a Cleffa. "Oh, hi little fella, what're you doing here?"
The Cleffa used Metronome, which turned into Flamethrower and blasted Skore back towards his team, unconscious and burnt.
"Uh…is that thing supposed to be the guardian or something?" asked Ivory.
"Oh please, that can't be the guardian…it's a Cleffa!" laughed Ebony. The Cleffa, hearing this, used metronome once again, which turned into Mud Bomb, which knocked out Ebony in one hit!
"Oh boy, this could be a problem", said Laxish looking at the Cleffa, and noticing a shack behind it. "Guys, the package is in that shack. If we all rush to it, the Cleffa can't take us all down at once."
"You're right, so let's go!" yelled Rapid as he ran towards the shack while everyone else watched. Soon enough, a few punches were heard and Rapid came back towards the team, "I hate my life." He soon went into unconsciousness.
Everyone looked at Laxish, who looked back, "Hey, I didn't finish, don't blame me."
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Spike and Sonan returned back to their team with a smile on their faces.
"Did you find the armed area?" asked Sally.
"Yep, and it's not even guarded", said Spike as Sonan spoke up, "Yeah, it only had a Cleffa there."
"Wow, I thought they said that it was heavily guarded", chuckled Klavier.
"Yeah, well let's go", said Lila.
The Lucarios traveled to where Sonan and Spike said they found the area, and they saw a Cleffa there.
"Alright, let's go", said Klavier as he flew towards the shack behind the Cleffa.
The Cleffa used Metronome, which turned into an Ice beam, knocking him out in one hit.
"Whoa", said Darren. "That's one tough Cleffa."
"Oh please, Kai, can you take care of that?" asked Clash.
Kai stepped forward, only to be blast by a Hydro Cannon, which almost knocked him out.
"Oh crap, that thing's strong", said Jesse.
"Uh…Sonan, use a game junkie strategy or something", said Ray.
"Um…I haven't played any dodging games, but I'll try", said Sonan. He started dodging the attacks and soon made it to the Cleffa. The Cleffa looked at him angrily while Sonan smiled, but just as he was about to run to the shack, the Cleffa kissed him! Everyone was shocked, including Sonan. Sonan broke the kiss blushing and started stuttering, "Uhh…I…uh…I got to get the package now", he said nervously.
"Sure sweet lips", replied the Cleffa winking at him, causing him to blush redder and run to get the package. A few minutes later he came back, still blushing, and with the package. "Can we go now? I feel…uncomfortable."
Lila and Jesse both laughed as the whole team started running to where Mew and Victini were.
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Flame had already returned, and the Charizards were already fighting the Cleffa guarding their package.
"How are we supposed to beat this thing?" asked Anthony.
"Well, it may be last minute but…" said Freezeo as he used Ice Beam, freezing the Cleffa solid.
"Wow, it took you that long to think of that?" asked Leon.
"Shut up, at least it worked", said Freezeo as he went to the shack and came back out with the package. "Now let's go."
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Vile: Freezeo is out of here. We are going to lose this, but if we win because of him, the next time we lose, he's out of here.
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"Well this is stupid, we're getting beaten by a baby Pokemon", said Draco, who was struggling to get up.
Titan was the only one not beaten by it, and it was because he never made an attempt!
"Titan, use your Electroweb or something!" said Rapid, but Titan didn't move. That's because Mason hypnotized him again and told him to not move a muscle.
Ded, getting fed up with this challenge, used his last ounce of strength to charge towards the Cleffa, knock it out, and smash the shack into pieces, grabbing the package while doing so.
"Come on guys, get up, we need to get back to Mew and Victini", said Ded as the members of his team, got up and started running to where everyone else was going.
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"The Lucarios win!" announced Mew as the last team made it.
The Lucarios cheered as the Slakings and Charizards glared at them furiously.
"Now, onto the next challenge, disarming a bomb!" announced Victini as the contestants looked at them crazily.
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Laxish: My first day back in the challenges, and I'm already gonna die!
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Skore: F*** my life
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"How are we supposed to disarm a bomb?!" asked Sola.
"Using wire cutters, duh", said Mew.
"What wire cutters?" asked Hope.
"Look in your teams' packages", said Victini as each team opened their package and pulled out a pair of wire cutters.
"How convenient", said Kojo sarcastically.
"Yeah", said Mew smiling.
"Ugh…where are the bombs anyway?" asked Summer
"The bombs are in those three buildings over there", said Victini pointing to three abandoned buildings.
"Why are they in there?" asked Aura.
"If you cut the wrong wire, the bomb will explode and so will the building", said Mew, causing everyone to stare blankly at them.
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Kojo: So, they put them in the buildings so that when hey explode, we can die.
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Morgan: What is wrong with these hosts!
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"Now, get inside and disarm the bombs because you only have", started Mew looking at a timer, "10 minutes."
Everyone looked at each other and ran into their buildings.
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"Great, we're probably gonna die here", said Klavier.
"Probably so, but we still need to disarm this bomb", said Darren. "But how?"
"Well, we can always do this", said Sonan as he kicked the top off of the cylindrical bomb. The inside contained a jumbled bunch of wires with the distinct colors of red, blue, green, and orange.
"What the heck is with all of these wires?" asked Shade.
"I guess one of those wires disarms the bomb", said Ray. "The question is…which one?"
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"Okay, how are we supposed to disarm this bomb?" asked Morgan as the bomb continued beeping.
"YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES LEFT!" yelled Mew from outside.
"Thanks for the extra pressure!" yelled Hope sarcastically.
"You're welcome!"
"Grrr…this bomb is such a piece of crap", said Vile as she kicked it, making the top pop off and exposing the wires.
"Those wires must be what we need to cut", said Marie.
"Yeah, but which one do we cut?' asked Aldon.
"Just cut all of them, it won't matter", said Leon as he grabbed the wire cutters from Freezeo.
Leon began clipping all of the wires starting with the red one, which successfully disarmed the bomb on the first try. Leon clipped the blue one next, not knowing that the bomb was off, and it triggered the bomb to explode.
When the smoke cleared, everyone from the Charizards team was knocked out.
"The Charizards are out", said Mew. "And everyone else has 2 minutes."
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"Okay", said Skore kicking off the top of the bomb. "We need to figure out which wire to cut."
"Now's my chance", said Mason as he hypnotized Titan once again.
Titan stepped towards the bomb, and used his claw to cut the blue wire, causing an instant explosion.
"The Slakings are out as well!"
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"Okay, we need to figure out which wire to cut", said Summer.
"Yeah, and I don't want to be blown up right now", said Sparky.
"Well all we have to do is cut the red wire because well…it's always the red wire in the movies", said Sonan.
"Well, if you say so", said Jesse as he cut the red wire. The bomb didn't go off
"The Lucarios win!" announced Mew. "But, just for fun."
Mew pressed a button, blowing up the building with the Lucarios still inside. Soon enough all of the contestants exited their buildings angry.
"Did you have to press that button?" asked Aura angrily.
"Yes, now it is time for elimination!" said Victini.
"Wait, um…isn't there one more challenge we could do?" asked Skore slightly begging.
"No, now get to the ceremony!" said Mew smiling.
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Mason: Ahhh, it's time for my plan to work again. Bye bye Titan.
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Kojo: Sorry Titan
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Draco: Titan
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Rapid: Titan
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Vile: Hopefully my plan will work, I convinced some of those idiots to vote for Freezeo, so let's hope it works.
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Carman: Vile thinks she's so smart, Freezeo isn't leaving yet. All I had to do is use my feminine wiles to get the team to vote for Hope. It'll be great to see Vile flip out.
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At the Ceremony
"Alright, since we don't want to do anything separate, both of your teams will have your eliminations at the same time. The same rule applies, if we don't call your name, you're eliminated; Ded, Skore, Flame, Marie, Solis, Carman, Sabrina, Dew, Morgan, Farra, Striker, M.P.S., Spiro, Rapid, Ivory, Ebony, Leon, Mason, Vina, Draco, Volante, Kojo, Laxish, Kevin, Cramad, Vile, Nero, Aldon, and Freezeo, you are all safe. Hope, Titan it is time for you both to go", said Mew.
"What?" they both said.
"What?" said Vile and Nero angrily.
"Time to go", said Mew.
"Grrr…I don't even know what happened", said Titan before seeing Mason's devious smile.
"You little-!" yelled Titan before getting pushed into the Lame-O-Sine, along with Hope.
"Alright losers, get to bed, you have a long, horrible day tomorrow", said Victini.
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Mason: That was great, I got out two for the price of one! Now, it's the alliance's turn. One down, four to go.
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One good elimination, and one bad elimination. Poor Titan, another innocent victim…at least he knows it was Mason unlike the other ones. Hooray! Laxish is saved! Will Vile and Carman kill each other? Will Kai say a word? Will the producers stop making stupid rules? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!