Total Drama Universe

by KrispyBaconator

In order to one-up Don's new Ridonculous Race show, Chris calls in 16 unwitting competitors to travel the multiverse for a chance at one million dollars. (Inspired by Kierandell1409's Total Drama fics. I own none of the characters in this fic.) Uploads on Mondays and Fridays.

21. These Shows Actually Exist

Total Drama Universe Episode 20: These Shows Actually Exist

The episode opens with Chris and Chef in the cockpit of the Drama Port. "Last time on Total Drama Universe," Chris began. "Mal decided that it would be fun to hack into the Drama Port's mainframe, which it was NOT. I bravely let the contestants do all the work of bringing him down. In the end, Mike was able to reclaim his body from Mal, but I still eliminated him for doing that bad stuff I said before. We're down to the Final 3. Will Maka rise to the top? Will Rose show her thorns? Will Pit not make this an all-girl finale? Find out right now, on Total. Drama. Universe!"

(Intro plays)

In the boy's room, Pit is getting into bed. "Whoo, Final 3!" He says. "Awesome, right guys?" He gets no reply. "Oh. Right."

CONFESSIONAL
Pit: So, since Mike and Yakko left, I'm the only guy left in the competition. I mean, it's cool to have a whole room to myself, but it's also really lonely.

In the girl's room, Maka and Rose were going to bed. "So," Rose said. "Should we make an alliance to go into the finale together?" "No," Maka said. "I wouldn't mind going to the finale with you, but it's every girl for herself."

CONFESSIONAL
Maka: Just because the whole Mal debacle made us work together, I'm not going to continue all the buddy-buddy stuff going on. It's time to get ruthless.

In the morning, an airhorn blast woke the 3 contestants up. "Morning, potential victims!" Chris said on the intercom. "It's time for your final elimination challenge!"

In the loading deck, Chris met with the contestants. "So, who here likes Japanese Game Shows?" He asked. "For me, those are just game shows," Maka said. "But, no. As a meister, I don't really have the time for TV." "Then why'd you do this show?" Pit asked. "Black Star made me," Maka replied. "Anyway," Chris cut in. "That's what your next challenge is. Please step outside the Drama Port."

Outside, the contestants found themselves in front of a huge Japanese Studio. "Welcome to the Big Studio Fun Japan Time Studio," Chris said. "Here, you'll face three challenges. Each 1st place win earns you 3 points. 2nd place gets 2 points. 3rd gets 1. Shall we get going?"

Inside, the contestants came to a room with three towers of cardboard boxes. "Your first challenge, from the game show Gaki no Tsukai," Chris said, "Is to go on top of these boxes. I will release Chef and his Pasta Blasta on you, which you will have to dodge. The last person standing on their tower wins." When the contestants got on top of the boxes, Chris announced, "Ready? GO!" A door opened, and Chef stepped out with his spaghetti blaster. "Dinnertime, suckas!" He cried. He started firing at the contestants, who all barely dodged. Suddenly, he fired a shot right at Rose's face, causing her to lose her balance and fall. "And Rose falls first, getting her just 1 point!" Chris announced. "Rose you okay?" Pit called down, but he didn't notice Maka swinging at the back of his head until it was too late. He fell off the boxes, leaving Maka as the last one standing.

CONFESSIONAL
Pit: What is it with me getting injured so much?

"And Maka wins the first challenge and takes the lead!" Chris announced. "Wait!" Rose called. "Maka pushed him off the tower! That's cheating!" "Well, I never said you couldn't do that," Chris said. "It's time for challenge number 2!"

The contestants found themselves in a room with three planks attached to the wall, and plungers stuck to the floor. "Your second challenge, from the game show DERO! DERO!" Chris announced. "Is to grab you plunger from the floor and get onto one of those planks. However, you have to be quick, as the floor will come out from under you and drop you into the pit below. Anyone who falls into the pit will sit out next round. The person who can get onto their plank the most times wins. Ready?" "Um, I have a question," Pit said, raising his hand. "GO!" Chris said, ignoring him. Pit stood there, confused, but he snapped out of hit when he felt the floor move. Rose was able to remove her plunger, and jump on the platform. Maka and Pit barely got their plungers off, but the floor was almost to the wall. Pit jumped, and he just barely got to the plank, while Maka fell into the pit. "And Maka gets 3rd place, putting her at 4 points!" Chris announced.

CONFESSIONAL
Rose: So, I might actually win this one!

The room reset, and Maka was standing beside Chris, putting an ice pack to her head. "Ready?" Chris announced. "GO!" Pit started to pull his plunger, but it wouldn't budge. "Oh yeah," Chris said. "I forgot to mention. One of the plungers has glue on it." Rose had grabbed her plunger and gotten on her platform, while Pit backed up against the wall, falling when the floor disappeared. "And Rose takes 1st!" Chris announced. "Tie game! Only one challenge remains."

The contestants went into a room with a slide, water rings, and bowling pins at the bottom. "This is your third and final game," Chris announced, "Human Bowling! You must take your ring and slide down the slope, knocking over as many pins as possible. The person who knocks over the least amount of pins will be INSTANTLY eliminated." The contestants looked at each other warily. "To the top of the slope with you!"

Rose was first up. She got on her tube, and started sliding down the slope. Suddenly, Chef appeared and started firing spaghetti at her. "You didn't mention this part!" Rose cried. "Oops, my bad," Chris said. Chef was able to shoot the side of Rose's ring, causing her to spin out and only knock down one pin. "Well, it's better than nothing," Chris commentated, shrugging.

CONFESSIONAL
Rose: Well, 3rd place isn't so bad… is it?

Pit was next up. He started sliding down the slope, and Chef started firing. Pit swerved to one side to avoid one of Chef's shots, but he hit the barrier and started spinning around, and it didn't help that Chef was able to shoot his in the face. He started spinning around uncontrollably, and when he got to the bottom…

He knocked over all 10 pins. "WOAH!" Chris cried. "That was amazing! So no matter how many pins Maka knocks down, Pit has secured himself a spot in the Final 2!" "Yaaaay…" Pit stammered, dizzy and in pain. Maka smirked at Rose, who gulped.

CONFESSIONAL
Rose: This is it. I have one foot in the Pod of Shame already.

Maka got on her ring and slid down the slope. Chef started firing shots of spaghetti at her. She expertly dodged each one. "You'll have to work on your aim, Chef!" Maka taunted. "It's worse than your cooking!" Chef's face became red with rage, and he fired a shot onto the slope, straight in Maka's path. She was unable to dodge it in time, and she hit the clump straight on, stopping her ring and sending her flying over the pins and into the wall. "And that's the game!" Chris announced. "So, despite only knocking down 1 pin, Rose has just gotten herself the other spot in the Final 2!" "YES!" Rose cried. Maka stood up, stumbling around. "Did I win?" She stammered, walking over to Chris.

In the Drama Port, Maka was in the elimination room. "Week after week of ruling the game, only to be brought down by Italian Food," Chris said. "Maka, it's finally time for you to take the Pod of Shame." "Alright," she said, walking over to the Pod nonchalantly. "It's been fun, you guys. Sorry if I've been a jerk. I'm just really competitive." "Okay, this is weirding me out," Chris said. He quickly pressed the button, and Maka flew away. "And there she goes!" Chris announced, turning to the camera. "This is it, people. Only 2 remain. Will Rose walk away with 639182.44 British Pounds? Or will Pit win however many Hearts convert to $1,000,000? Find out next time, on the Finale of Total. Drama. UNIVERSE!"