Episode 20 The Forgotten Rule Part 3 11/24/13

LSP, Finn and Jake split up to stop the demon Ice King summoned.

"Okay. Like we should split up to find the demon." LSP said not really thinking about the Demon.

"Good idea LSP!" Finn said happily.

"Something about splitting up in a spooking castle creeps me out." Jake said shaking.

"C'mon Jake. Stop being a p*ssy." Finn said patting him on the back.

"Alright but if I die-" He began but was cut off by LSP.

"Alright guys. I'm going this way you two go other ways." LSP said walking off.

"Alright." Finn and Jake said both going differnt directions.

"Those stupid mother f*ckers bought it. Now I'm going to sick back and relax." LSP said to herself walking back to where they had been standing a moment ago. Then suddenly she heard a weird noise.

I wonder if LSP is okay. Haha.

ICH BIN DER SPRECHER FÜR EINE VERDAMMT GRUND. Ich gebe nicht einen scheißegal, was Sie denken, Sie TUN Sie sind noch dumm. (Translation: I AM THE NARRATOR FOR A F*CKING REASON! i DON'T GIVE A SH*T WHAT YOU ARE DOING YOU ARE STILL STUPID!)

"Crap. Why did it end up being me who has to fight you." LSP said

Little b*tch. You're so fat I bet you mother probably would eat you for turkey for thanksgiving Dinner.

"You Mother f*ckinh pr*ck! DIE!" LSP said leaping forward before being knocked out.

Hello, Jake.

"Oh no! Dis Jen! I meant to say Description! Oh no, this is bad!" Jake said shaking harder.

Yeah it is.

"So I heard you have a little demon buddy." Jake said trying to sound brave.

Yep.

"Well why don't you bring him out?" Jake smiling to himself. He was brilliant. Simply brilliant.

Alright. Come out. Peppermint Butler.

"What! He's a demon! Wait so you made the whole 'Going out with Susan' thing up?" Jake said with his mouth wide open.

Yeah. And he owes me something so he has to do what we say.

"How could you!" Jake yelled.

"Jake. As a wise man would say; look up." Peppermint Butler said.

"Huh?" Jake said looking up before Peppermint Butler smacked him in the back of the head.

"F*cked you over didn't I!?"

"You monster! That's it's-"

"HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" LSP's screams could be heard.

"LSP!"

"So Jake who are you going to save?" Peppermint Butler asked.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean Finn is in danger-"

"No I am f*cking not! And neither is LSP!" Finn said holding a knocked out LSP.

"But how?"

"Gunter."

"Quack. (Translation: After the meth starting wearing off I remembered you mother f*ckers were my friends. So I decided to help.)"

"Quack. (Translation: Hey all you mother f*ckers!)"

Wha?

"Quack. (Translation: Boys kill them!)"

Wait! I didn't want to do this. Brother and what's his face did. Brother went as far as befriending people and setting up the one talk with me to make it look as if we didn't know each other. Please will you forgive me?

"Of course." Ice King said finally catching up to Gunter.

Tricked ya! Haha oh sh*t!

"Quack. (Translation: That's why you don't f*ck with a Penguin.)" Gunter said trapping them both back to describe stories once again.