A/N: So maybe it was a little mean of me to leave you hanging like that… I apologize… sort of… CUZ WE HIT 500 REVIEWS SO IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE UNHAPPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM AT THE MOMENT!!! Too bad I have to write this chapter… Dammit, mood killer for sure. Eh, whatever. Let's do it.
Disclaimer: This chapter get's really gross and scary at some points that made even me wanna vomit. But, please, try to power through it.
Scrumdidleeumptious
Chapter 21
Vengeance is Mine, Bitch
-3rd Person P.O.V.-
"Fuck!" Hidan screamed at the nurse's office door. She was out. Again… "Where the fuck is the nurse when you need her? What if there's a fucking emergency?" Hidan grumbled angrily, kicking the door. After a few more minutes of glaring at the wooden, unresponsive door, he kicked it again out of spite. The door broke. "Hahaha! That's what you fucking get fucking door!" He taunted the door before turning on his heel and strutting away with his nose in the air. The door's demise had satisfied him.
After the grievously long walk all the way back to the dorm building and over to the elevator, Hidan jabbed the elevator button again. Charcoal shake be dammed. Drunk Sakura had entertained him so far, why should he end it all? Besides, she must learn the consequences of getting hammered on his wine. She'd have to pay him back and all, too. So, smiling to himself in a very perverted way, he waited for the elevator doors to open.
When they did, he saw an empty elevator. No Sakura. Just the tattered remains of his shirt from earlier.
"Uh-oh…" he muttered to himself.
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"What do you mean gone?!" Sasori demanded. He had been lounging on his bed, drinking the last drops of wine in one of the wine bottles Sakura had opened when Hidan had entered to tell them that he'd lost the drunken Sakura. Now, he was standing up, unsure of what to do.
"Gone!" Hidan repeated. "I fucking went to the fucking nurse to get the charcoal shake when Sakura had fucking passed out and when I came back, the fucking elevator was empty!"
"Why the hell did you leave her unconscious, drunken body alone in an elevator?!" Kisame demanded, ready to punch the stupid Jashinist.
"Jashin told me to do it!" Hidan yelled, feeling very much ganged up upon.
"What the fuck, un?!" Deidara questioned.
"Whatever, let's just go find Sakura." Itachi suggested, heading for the door.
"Agreed" Zetsu muttered, and followed Itachi out, closely followed by all the others.
The boys marched in a group to the elevator but as soon as the doors opened again all anyone had to say was:
"Hidan, isn't that your shirt?"
-Thirty Minutes Earlier-
-Elevator-
-3rd Person P.O.V.-
His long, pasty fingers wrapped around her skinny ankles and with great ease he dragged her limp body out of the elevator and out of the dorm building to the main office building that had the guidance office and main office and such. As he was dragging her body across the very dirty floors a voice stopped him.
"What are you doing?" Ebisu called, poking his head out of his office and seeing Orochimaru dragging the horrible, Playdoh-weilding, heathen girl by her ankles.
"She's drunk. I was going to take her to the nurse to make sure she was okay." Orochimaru lied flawlessly. He didn't much care what Ebisu's reaction to Sakura being drunk would be. Sakura wouldn't be around much longer for it to matter anyway, if he had his way.
"The nurse is out." Ebisu said, not at all shocked that Sakura was drunk. Based on the way she acted and who she hung out with, he had convinced himself that Sakura and the whole Akatsuki lot were just a bunch of crack heads who would, he hoped, overdose and die before graduation and he wouldn't be responsible for releasing their poisonous presences on the world.
Orochimaru sighed, bored with Ebisu already. Ebisu's indifference was not fun at all. "Fine, I'll take her to Tsunade then." Orochimaru sighed and began dragging Sakura again.
Ebisu shrugged and disappeared back into his office. He'd only emerged because he'd heard the noise anyway.
Orochimaru dragged Sakura's body, not to Tsunade's office, of course, but instead to the Junior Wing and straight into his private teacher office.
The room was rather large which suited Orochimaru just fine for his purposes. Jiraiya, the janitor, who Orochimaru had (correctly) assumed had been helping the Akatsuki with their meaningless pranks, hated Orochimaru and never came into the room to clean out of spite which was good for Orochimaru too. Three of the four walls were covered in dozens of monitors that constantly fed Orochimaru a live video feed from dozens of sights all over campus.
In front of the mar wall of monitors was a large wooden desk with a speaker on it not unlike the one the school PA system used to broadcast messages campus-wide. However, this particular mike was able to hook up to any of the monitors and project a distorted version of Orochimaru's voice at the particular area that monitor covered.
For instance, at that very moment, Orochimaru was able to see Hidan nervously riding the elevator up to floor six to tell his friends he'd lost Sakura. And if Orochimaru spoke into the mike, he would be able to make Hidan do whatever he wanted because Hidan had now been convinced for months that the distorted voice belonging to Orochimaru had belonged to his deity, Jashin.
Once the Akatsuki had vacated their room, which was visible on the screen in the upper right hand corner of the eastern wall, Orochimaru checked to make sure Sakura was good and unconscious before grabbing a bag and dashing out of his office and back towards the dorms. He sprinted into the dorm building and into the elevator and, once he was on the sixth floor, he raced to room 627 and promptly kicked the door down. It wasn't hard. The bolts were loose from getting kicked down many times before.
Excited like a crazed kindergartner, he went over to Deidara's bed and pulled out the box underneath. He grabbed some blasting clay and dynamite and other bomb-making materials and stole an Ed Hardy lighter and stuffed them in his bag. He then turned towards Sasori's bed and grabbed Sasori's gym bag.
Smiling in a very crazy, homicidal, self-satisfied way, he left quickly and headed back to his office where Sakura was waiting.
-Main Office Building-
"Sniff, Tobi! Sniff!" Zetsu urged Tobi, who was crouched on the ground, sniffing for Sakura's scent.
"Tobi is a good boy! Tobi will seek out Sakura!" Tobi declared even though he was not, in fact, a dog, and very much unable to sniff out Sakura's location.
Kisame, also knowing this and completely fed up with this crap, kicked Tobi in the side with a huff.
Tobi flew into the trophy case which caused quite a racket and Ebisu, just down the hall, stuck his head out of his office again.
"What are you heathen brats up to now?!" he demanded.
"We're looking for Sakura!" Sasori called back to him.
"Well stop making such a racket, she's with Tsunade." Ebisu explained what he had concluded on his own using his extremely gullible and tiny brain.
"Thank you!" Tobi called, and they all turned in the general direction of Tsunade's office, which was across the hall from Ebisu's.
Ebisu sighed heavily and disappeared back into his office.
The boys knocked on Tsunade's door and entered when a tired voice told them to "come on in." However, Sakura was not inside.
-Orochimaru's Office-
-Sakura's P.O.V.-
My head was killing me. Everything felt all pound-y and sluggish in a slimy, thick way. I opened my eyes but every ray of light that hit my eyes hurt, and there was a lot of light. Only, it wasn't the bright sunshine kind of light. It was duller, and it hummed. The off-putting light of a monitor. I groaned and decided to open my eyes. I was in a room that was filled with monitors. Like some creepy stalker flick on the Lifetime Movie Network. Complete with creeper and threat of death.
Orochimaru was lounging in a black puffy leather, swivel chair next to a bunch of dynamite glued together with blasting clay strapped to a ticking, digital clock.
"Oh, my God." I breathed. Thirty minutes… Twenty-nine minutes, fifty-nine seconds… twenty-eight minutes, fifty-eight sec-
Get a grip girl and get your ass out of here!
But I couldn't. I was wrapped in the same nylon cord from Sasori's bag, which was next to the bomb, that I'd found the one time I'd had to cut a hole in the window. And why the fuck was I only wearing Itachi's hoodie over my under garments? Oh, yeah, I got hammered. Guess that was not soda…
"You didn't rape me?" I asked Orochimaru, glaring at him, though I was still pleased by the fact that he hadn't. If he had, I'd probably be naked or sore or something. Unless he was a gentleman with a very tiny penis…
New train of thought, please!
"You were unconscious. Where would be the fun in that?" Orochimaru smiled in that creepy way he usually does only the smile curled all along his thin, pasty face. "I want to hear you screaming, of course."
So the 'I'll scream' threat is out, then?
"You're disgusting." I spat at him, too terrified to remember to be terrified. Now I was just pissed.
"And you're annoying." Orochimaru retorted flawlessly. "Originally I thought I might like to keep you, but you've become such a nuisance. I decided to just kill you after I'm done."
"Don't you think a bomb is a little flashy to just kill little old me?" I asked cockily.
"It's to kill everyone." Orochimaru clarified. My heart sank. "It's only poetic justice that you and all of your friends die, don't you think?"
"No." I answered even though it was a rhetorical question.
Just keep him talking. We're gonna die, but if he keeps talking for thirty minutes, we may be able to die a virgin.
"Well it's a good thing that I don't care what you think then." He sneered, standing from his chair. Uh-oh… The chair rolled away into the wall but his body was between me and the door. "Well, we better get started. I have to be out of here before that bomb goes off, after all."
"Don't you wanna explain your whole plot and everything beforehand, though?" I asked as a means of stalling. He was the bad guy after all. Although, it was a fairly obvious plot from what I could conclude by looking around his office. He was a creepy, perverted, freak.
"No." He answered, grabbing me by the shoulders and standing me up. He then spun me around and pinned me against the door. Man, I wished I was wearing more clothes… "I just wanna have my fun…" He hissed.
"Please, just untie me." I begged.
"And why would I do that?" He questioned, his golden eyes boring into my emerald ones. His hips ground forcefully against mine and I felt no pleasure. Just crazy fear.
"I'll make it worth your while." I vowed.
"You'll just try to fight me off." Orochimaru corrected, his lips way too close to my ear.
"Maybe." I admitted.
"I'd like to see you try." He chuckled, his hand reaching around my back for the tie of the nylon cord. There was a small tug and I felt the cords loosening.
The second my hands were free, I raised my arms to somehow injure him but he pinned my hands with his own in a second. Crap.
"Is that all you got?" He asked.
Fuck…
Twenty-six minutes, fifty-seven seconds…
-Main Office Building-
-3rd Person P.O.V.-
"Haven't seen her." Tsunade responded immediately.
"Are you sure, because Ebisu said she was with you." Itachi prodded, trying very hard to remain calm.
"Then go ask Ebisu, because I haven't seen that girl in a good, long time." Tsunade shrugged them off, not at all concerned. She through Sakura had just possibly escaped their clutches for a few hours of freedom from their corrupting influence. In her book, this was a very good thing.
Looking very disappointed, but then suddenly blood-thirsty, the boys filed out of her office and across the hall to the Guidance Office. Sasori did not bother knocking but instead kicked Ebisu's door down, leapt across the room and kicked Ebisu in the face while standing on his desk.
"Where the fuck is Sakura, you stupid lying bastard?!" He demanded, bending over and grabbing Ebisu's collar to get all up in his now-bloody face.
"Whaa?" Ebisu mumbled, disoriented from having his brains kicked in.
"Where is she?!" Sasori demanded again, shaking the older man violently.
"The girl? Sakura?" Ebisu asked, trying very hard to come to his senses so that Sasori and the others would leave sooner. Preferably before they killed him.
"Of course Sakura! Now where the fuck is she?!" Sasori demanded, completely fed up with Ebisu's crap. He wanted to know where she was now.
"Orochimaru said he was taking her to Tsunade… The nurse was out…" Ebisu murmured pathetically.
Sasori immediately dropped Ebisu, who flopped to the ground. "Orochimaru…" Murderous intent filled the room. Sasori stood up fully on Ebisu's desk and turned to face the others, who were equally pissed at the moment. "His house is gone, so he probably took her to his classroom."
"Then let's go." Kisame growled and they all left for Orochimaru's classroom, brewing with ill-intent.
-Orochimaru's Office-
-Sakura's P.O.V.-
"You're friends aren't here to save you this time…" Orochimaru practically purred, pressing his lips against my neck and biting really hard.
"Ah!" I yelled when I felt the blood running down my neck. Was he really a serial killer rapist, or was he just a vampire with homicidal tendencies? I struggled futilely against his grip.
"What a nice sound…" He purred against my neck. "Do it again." He commanded, biting my neck again, twisting his head so as to tear even more flesh.
"Ahh!" I screamed, unable to stop myself, it hurt so much. He licked the blood from the wound. So much for all my training from the guys. I still couldn't get this bastard off of me. "Dammit." I swore, trying to twist my neck away from him.
Orochimaru removed his face from my now-bleeding-a-lot neck to look me in the eyes. "I'm curious," He said, moving my hands above my head and pinning them there with one of his own. The other hand trailed down my body. "Will you cry?" He pondered aloud, his hand going under the hem of Itachi's hoodie to grab at the lip of my underwear.
I gulped and steeled myself.
I give up.
Oh hell to the fucking no. Girl, this ain't acceptable.
But what do I do?!
See that desk?
Yes… I thought, thinking that this sounded a lot like a conversation I had with Inner Sakura before. Only it was Orochimaru and not Ebisu and this was a desk and not Playdoh.
Use it.
Twenty-two minutes, thirty-eight seconds…
-Orochimaru's Classroom-
-3rd Person P.O.V.-
"God fucking dammit! Un!" Deidara yelled, kicking aside a desk. The classroom was empty.
"Where is she?" Tobi wondered aloud, hopelessly.
None of them knew.
-Orochimaru's Office-
-Sakura's P.O.V.-
So I was pressed against the wall by Orochimaru. Behind me was the door. Behind him was a wall of monitors and a desk. On the floor next to me there was a ticking time bomb. On the desk there was a lighter. An Ed Hardy lighter…
"Deidara…" I whispered sadly.
"He's not here to save you this time." Orochimaru hissed cruelly. His hand tightened on my ass.
"Who said I needed them to kick your ass?" I asked him cockily, completely changing my demeanor. Maybe he didn't see the vein pop on my overly large forehead after all?
He looked up curiously, ready for me to put up a fight. The second his eyes were on mine, I head-butted him. Hard.
"You bitch!" He swore, stumbling away, gripping his forehead. He leaned against one of the side walls, dizzy.
Instead of running out the door right behind me, I leapt past him to his desk, grabbed Deidara's lighter, and stood on top of the desk. I flicked the lighter on and held it up to the sprinkler in the ceiling. They were what could sense smoke…
Orochimaru noticed what I was doing and grabbed me around the ankles and yanked me down violently but not before the detector detected. The sprinkler system started going and the fire alarm started blaring. The whole school would evacuate. Good. So now I didn't have to worry about the guys getting blown up. They weren't going to be able to save me, but at least they wouldn't get blown up.
Twenty minutes, forty-two seconds…
-Orochimaru's Classroom-
-3rd Person P.O.V.-
Several teachers running by to escape the building spotted the Akatsuki boys in Orochimaru's classroom.
They had a very tough time getting the boys to evacuate but ultimately succeeded in getting them out of the building. Whatever was going on was not a drill and, for all they knew, they were in danger…
How right they were. Considering the time bomb and all…
-Orochimaru's Office-
-Sakura's P.O.V.-
I hit my head on the fall and it hurt like fucking hell, for a moment I thought I was going to black out. Orochimaru took advantage of my delirium and crawled on top of me. One of his hands pinned both of mine again. His hips held mine down as he lay between my legs. His free hand grabbed my jaw and squeezed until my mouth opened and his lips clamped down on mine.
Oh this is sooooo gross!
I tried to turn away but he held me there. My skin crawled with revulsion as his tongue ran over mine.
Ugh, I wanna vomit in this bastard's mouth.
You should.
Unfortunately, I am unable to induce vomiting…
Finally, his lips left mine, which I really wanted to burn off at that moment. He chuckled at my grossed-out face and unzipped Itachi's hoodie. Uh-oh…
You have to get back to the desk again, you have to use it…
Well, I'm a little tied up at the moment!
His hand travelled down to unzip his pants…
Oh, fuck this shit.
I started screaming at the top of my lungs. I was thrashing around as violently as possible. Sadly no one could hear me over the noise of the fire alarm. But, luckily, the water raining from the ceiling had made my hands slick (but not the rest of my body because Orochimaru was shielding me) and I was able to wiggle my hands free.
Not knowing exactly how I was going to do this, I clawed blindly at Orochimaru's face. He screeched and rolled off of me. I scrambled to my feet and stood in front of the desk that Inner Sakura kept insisting I use. Orochimaru got to his feet too and charged me.
His arm reached out but I grabbed it, turned sharply, and flipped him so his back landed heavily on his desk, smashing it in half. Now that the legs on the table were loosened, I broke one off. It was very thick and from where I broke it off, it was also very pointy. A giant splinted waiting to happen.
Smiling in that sadistic way that I do when Inner Sakura has steered me right, I swung my leg over his torso so I was standing over his hips. He looked up at me bemusedly. He was on the brink of unconsciousness.
"You underestimated me." I told him.
"What cha gonna do about it?" He asked mockingly.
I flipped the table-leg around so that the pointy part was facing him. I raised my eyebrows and shrugged.
"Heh." He heh'd.
"I'm going to make sure you never hurt any girls ever again." I told him, smiling all pretty even though I was wet and almost naked and feeling quite violated with a bleeding neck.
"You're going to kill me." He said. It wasn't a question.
"Oh, you wish I were that sober." I answered. "But, seeing as I'm very drunk, when I aim for your heart, I may miss the target just a little bit."
He looked up at me curiously. I lowered the table leg so that the big spiky part rested, with just a bit of pressure, over the crotch of his pants where he'd started undoing his fly earlier.
His eyes widened. "Don't…"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm too weak and pathetic and hopelessly drunk to understand you. What was that?" I asked sarcastically, offering him my ear.
"Don't do it." He whispered, looking only at where the table leg rested above his… parts.
"Nope." I sung and with an all-mighty push, I plunged the table leg through him. Revenge is sweet. "Vengeance is mine, bitch!"
I wanted Orochimaru to live, of course, so that he could go to jail and get raped by fellow inmates but not be able to rape them due to the fact that I was pretty sure his now-mutilated penis would have to be amputated. So, I grabbed his hand and dragged his unconscious body out of the building.
Outside, the school fields were filled with evacuated students. I spotted the Akatsuki nearby and they rushed forward.
Sasori immediately tackled me to the ground, which, I must say, I thoroughly enjoyed. He didn't kiss me though, which I appreciated, because I was covered in Oro-germs. He just hugged me close.
"Hey, it's okay, I'm fine now." I told him, hugging him back.
"I was worried." He confessed. Finally, he stood back up and helped me to my feet.
"What the fuck happened to him?!" Hidan asked, looking, terrified, at Orochimaru, who still had a wooden pike sticking out of his crotch.
"I got angry." I said, pacing past them, away from the building. They followed me. We settled pretty far away from the school building with the rest of the students and looked up at the school.
A few police officers, who had responded to the un-planned fire alarm, got Orochimaru. They came over to where we were and started questioning me.
"Wait," I told them, watching the school. "I've been waiting to say this. So just wait."
So they fell silent and everyone watched the school with me.
After a few minutes, it blew up. Kaplooey.
Good-bye school.
Deidara was staring at the school looking completely awed but at the same time, seriously jealous that he hadn't been the one to blow it up.
It was my time to shine right then though.
So I stood up, wiggled my hips, and sang:
"Schooool's out forrrr SUMMAH!" (A/N: Lyric's from 'School's Out' by Alice Cooper. Perfect song for this chapter's ending? I think so.)
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This is, of course, not the end of the story (it's not over until Sakura's got a commitment) but it is the end of the Orochimaru arc. I hope you enjoyed this chapter and appreciate that I did not leave you hanging again. I originally planned to make this two chapters, since it got so long, but I made it one just for you! So thanks for powering through it. I got a little sick, writing some of this. It was pretty gross…
Anyway, next chapter is PEIN and SUMMER BREAK!! Joyous time.
BTW, I updated even though I'm on vacation, so you better fucking review. I made myself ill, writing this!
Oh, and I like how you all wanted the guys to save her, but she can save her own ass now! YAY GIRL POWER! Hahaha, sorry for the lack of fluff in this one. At least it was a little bit fluffy with Sasori, who everyone seems to like.