Are We There Yet?

Part the Nineteenth:

"This is the most homosexual thing that I have ever done in my entire life." Sirius mumbled, looking at his feet as he trailed behind the group with Hermione who laughed at his sulky voice.

"Well what other homosexual things you've ever done, Sirius?" she asked with a smirk. "A midnight escapade with Remus involving pumpkin juice and a silencing charm?"

"No." Sirius said, scowling. Hermione laughed again and walked ahead to catch up with Ginny and Harry.

Moody had decided to take everyone to a Muggle carnival.

Ignoring the constant and vehement mumbles and grumbles, the one eyed Auror had insisted on dragging everyone along to the fair, after reading about it in the Muggle paper.

"Giant wheels that take you up in the air, candy made of cotton, and horses impaled on poles that you ride around on. We're all going." he had said gruffly, slamming the paper down on the table of the little restaurant that they were all breakfasting at. "Just remember, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"

And now, here they were, trudging around the carnival grounds, looking warily at all of the attractions. Only Harry and Hermione were actually enjoying themselves, Hermione telling stories of when she used to go with her parents to fairs as a child, and Harry telling stories about being locked in his broom cupboard while Dudley went to the carnival with his friends. Ron, on the other hand, was completely freaked out when he saw the merry-go-round, ("Horses on sticks, man. Bloody Muggles are mental, they are."), and Sirius was the most disgruntled of all, after hearing that carnivals were for little children.

"Come on, lovely. Can we not just slip away and fool around for a bit?" he mumbled under his breath as he and Hermione watched Tonks try and throw a hoop around a bottle in order to win a huge teddy bear. Hermione scowled, but sighed.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt." she said, glancing around, looking for somewhere that they could go. She grinned and grabbed Sirius' hand, dragging him towards a large square building with a sign bearing the words:

Mirror Maze!

"Mirror maze?" Sirius asked, wrinkling his nose. Hermione nodded enthusiastically as she handed the carnival worker outside of the building enough tickets to get into the maze.

"Yes. It's basically a huge labyrinth of rooms, with mirrors on the walls, and it's extremely difficult to find your way through. We'd be left alone for as long as we want!"

"Smart girl." Sirius said grinning. They walked into the first room of the maze. Sirius gasped, taken aback.

"How the hell are we supposed to find our way out of here?"

"Very, very carefully." Hermione said, walking towards one of the mirrored walls, and touching it. She proceeded to do the same to the other walls, finally finding the way out. She motioned for Sirius to follow her. They did this through several more rooms, until they were farther into the maze. Hermione looked at Sirius suggestively, and the two jumped at each other in a tangle of arms. In no time, Sirius had slipped Hermione's jeans off, tossing them aside, running his hands appreciatively over her bare bottom. He growled. Hermione looked up at him.

"What?"

"There's like, a billion reflections of your delicious ass." he said reverently. Hermione snorted and kissed him. Just then, they heard sounds from one of the other rooms. Hermione pulled away and ran to grab her jeans, but before she reached them, Ron and Harry walked into the room.

"Argh!" Harry yelled, jumping back at the sight of his godfather and his partially unclothed friend. Ron grinned and punched the air.

"Alright! Hermione's ass!" he bellowed. He looked around, mouth open. "There's like, a billion reflections of it!"

"That's what I said!" Sirius said, throwing his hands in the air, beaming. Hermione had finally pulled on her jeans, her face extremely red.

"Are we all done talking about my ass?" she spat. Ron and Sirius looked at each other and then back at her.

"No." they both said together.

Author's Note: Well, I'm extremely sorry. It's been months! Here's my reason. My parents went through a nasty divorce over the summer, so my mother and I have had to live with my grandmother who doesn't have internet. I just got a new laptop of my own, and I bought my grandma a wireless router, and now I am bringing you this chapter. I promise I'll try and update faster this time, but it might be a week or two since I just started school this past week.

Anyways(: I've missed writing! I've missed this story! And I hope everyone loves it! Thank you for your lovely reviews and such, even after this huge time lapse.

Where should Sirius and Hermione visit next? Leave the special word at the end of a review!

1. AVACADO- A hot air balloon.

2. STARFRUIT- Bicycles!

3. KIWI- Be creative(: Make one up and tell me about it in a review along with the word!

Thank you all!

KAY(: