Ranger24: Last update before I leave for Destin florida.
Chapter 19: Man of darkness
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Orochimaru limped his way up towards the hall where the princess of the heart were being kept.
Orochimaru: How? How can there be such a difference between our powers?
Sasuke: It's simple really.
Orochimaru looked up a glared at the young warrior who held the black keyblade at ease.
Sasuke: They're strong when they are united and thus you were defeated.
Orochimaru: I do not need to be patronized by you!
Naruto: Hey assholes!
Orochimaru turned about to see Naruto Tucker and Caboose at the entrance to the chamber weapons ready. Naruto hefted the keyblade a smirk on his face.
Naruto: So which one of you wants to go first?
Sasuke: How about him?
The to everyones shock Sasuke shoved the dark keyblade straight into Orochimaru's chest! Orochimaru cried out in pain as dark energy began to gather around the wound! Orochimaru's eyes grew wide as his whole body shook!
Orochimaru: What are you doing?!
Sasuke: This keyblade holds the power to unlock peoples hearts.
Church: Oh my god, he's a team killing fcktard.
Tucker: Yeah sorry Caboose now you're just the moron.
Caboose: I want a pony.
Sasuke twist the blade in the wound more dark energy flying out!
Sasuke: Open yourself to darkness! Become darkness itself!
Then he yanked the blade out and Orochimaru fell to his knees and turned into…
Naruto: OH MY GOD!
Micheal Jackson: I love all the little children!
The pedophilic king of pop ran after Naruto who was running for his life from the child molester!
Church: Tucker, now you can beat up Micheal Jackson.
Tucker: Alright. Time to die Mother fcker.
Tucker stepped forward.
Tucker: Hey Pedo!
The pedophile stopped in his tracks.
Tucker: Your momma so ugly Jabba the hut said Damn!
Micheal Jackson: Well you're momma's so ugly the prophet of truth killed himself at the phone!
Inuyasha had an anime sweat drop.
Inuyasha: What the hell are they doing?
Naruto: Yo Momma fight!
Tucker squared off with Micheal Jackson!
Tucker: Yo momma so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a tie fighter!
Micheal Jackson: Yo momma so fat Ben Kenobi said that's no moon! That's yo momma!
Tucker: Yo momma so ugly that they wouldn't let her into a costume contest because they wouldn't take pro's!
Micheal Jackson: Yo momma so ugly she put the ugh in uggnot!
Naruto: Why are they using star wars yo Momma jokes?
Tucker: Yo momma so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
Micheal Jackson: Yeah… well… Yo momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber had fewer calories!
Naruto/Church/Caboose: Booo.
Tucker: Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Micheal Jackson: NO!!
Micheal Jackson melts into a puddle of homo. Naruto scratches his forehead.
Naruto: Hey, where'd Sasuke go?
Church: Guess he ran off.
Naruto shrugged.
Naruto: Well lets go find him, knock some sense into him, and save the world.
Caboose: Just like super man!
Church: No Caboose, because none of us is gay, and none of us is from krypton.
They made their way along the lengthy and annoying passages all the way to the chamber where the princess of the heart were being kept in some kind of freaky cryo stasis.
Tucker: Dude look at all of the chicks!
Church: Tucker not now!
Inuyahsa: Kagome!
Inuyasha came to a halt in front of the same woman that heartless turned into to trick him earlier. Naruto glanced about he noted Sam, Wanda, and a couple of other chicks whom he mostly didn't recognize.
Naruto: What the heck is up with them?
Caboose: I think they are sleeping. We should not wake them up. I once woke Tex up and she start to beat me up with a beer bottle.
Naruto: Caboose I think she might have been having a hang over.
Caboose: Well she wasn't hanging over anything I could see.
Naruto shook his head.
Naruto: It's an expression dipshit.
Church: So we go up and seal the keyhole thing you stay here and see about waking the girls up?
Inuyasha nodded.
Naruto: Alright lets go kick some ass!
The heroes ran up the steps towards the giant heartless making machine, but Caboose tripped on his own feet and fell down the stairs. Church glanced over his shoulder at his moronic comrade but kept running until they reached the top of the steps to find Hinata lying on the floor parallel to the keyhole.
Naruto: Hinata!
He rushed over to her not noticing if anyone else was there. He set the keyblade down and lifted her head into his arms. She did not move or stir she merely lay there, silent and lifeless. Naruto shook her.
Naruto: Hinata! Hinata wake up! What the heck is wrong with you?
Church: Hey Naruto, the keyhole remember?
Sasuke: It is useless.
Everyone jumped, except Hinata of course. Standing by the heartless making machine was Sasuke dark keyblade in hand. He turned to them and smirked.
Sasuke: So the fool couldn't stop you? He failed to notice the darkness away at him. A fiting end for such a fool.
Naruto glared at him eyes wary.
Naruto: Who are you?
Sasuke laughed, it sounded like screeching bats.
Sasuke: It is I, Andrew, the Seeker of darkness and Chaos!
Church did a double take and Tucker lowered his sword.
Church: Wait? The same Andrew from the report?
Tucker: Holly shit! Sasuke's being possessed!
Naruto grabbed the fallen keyblade!
Naruto: Who ever you are let Sasuke go! Give him his heart back!
Sasuke/Andrew: First you must give the princess back her heart.
He raised a hand and did a beckoning motion! Naruto felt a sudden pang in his chest as though something was being ripped out! He fell to his knees dropping the keyblade!
Church: Naruto!
Naruto gasped for breath.
Naruto: What the hell did you just do?!
Sasuke/Andrew: Don't you see yet? The princess heart rests within you.
Naruto: Hinata's a princess?
Church: Wait so he's got her heart?
Sasuke/Andrew: The keyhole will not be complete without her heart. Now please hold still while I rip it out.
He made his way towards Naruto. Church moved to block him but was blasted away by some sort of barrier! Tucker panicked and jumped down the stairs to avoid a similar fate. Andrew raised the keyblade into the air over Naruto's head!
Sasuke/Andrew: Now hold still!
Suddenly Naruto felt, more than heard, a familiar voice shout out inside of him!
Hinata: Naruto!
With one deft move Naruto grabbed the keyblade and intercepted Andrew's swing! He glared at his enemy all fear or hesitation gone!
Naruto: Forget it! There's no way you're taking Hinata's heart!
Then he shoved Andrew off and went into his fighting stance. Andrew raised the dark keyblade to counter.
Sasuke/Andrew: Never the less I shall release you princess.
Naruto: Over my dead body!
And with that Naruto charged his opponent and swung a powerful two handed blow at him which Andrew blocked before he back handed Naruto across the face! Naruto hit the ground and rolled to his feet quickly regaining his footing. Andrew made several hand signs before bringing his hand down to his side. Sparks of electrical energy gather at the tips of his index and middle finger! Then he charged Naruto!
Sasuke/Andrew: Chidori!
Naruto raised the keyblade just in time to block the attack! He was still forced back by the immense force of the blow. He recovered quickly and counter with a swing which connected with Andrew's hip! His enemy cursed but then Naruto hit him in the gut with the tip of the keyblade and then began hammering him with blow after blow slowly forcing his possessed friend back with each stroke of his keyblade.
But then Andrew countered with a slash of the dark keyblade which struck Naruto across the face and he was sent spiraling to the floor a trail of blood running down his cheek from the corner of his mouth. The Dark being then kicked Naruto in the gut! Naruto cursed as he felt his possessed friends foot connect with his stomach! Then Andrew kicked him into air before kick him in the chest to the end of the platform!!
Naruto coughed up a glob of blood and rose turned himself over to find Andrew standing over him with the tip of the dark keyblade at his throat! Andrew smirked and began to make for the finishing blow but then Naruto countered. With one sweeping kick he sent Andrew sprawling the ground and rose to his feet! Andrew rose to his feet only for Naruto to strike him upside the head with the keyblade catapulting him into the air before Naruto leapt up to meet him and brought the keyblade down in one final finishing blow across the stomach!
Andrew vanished, the dark keyblade clattered to the ground, and the barrier keeping Church, Tucker, and Caboose out fell. The three of them rushed over to the thoroughly exhausted Naruto. Church thumped him on the back.
Church: That was fcking awesome!
Caboose: Hey where did the scary person go?
Naruto sighed and pulled himself to his feet.
Naruto: We have to seal the keyhole.
They gathered about the keyhole and Naruto raised the keyblade to the keyhole. Nothing happened.
Tucker: Is that thing broken?
Naruto: Why would it be broken?
Tucker: Well you did kind get it hit with a guy packing a fist made of lighting.
Caboose: The keyhole isn't finished because Hinata's heart is not free. So Naruto can't seal it with the keyblade.
Church pulled out a note pad.
Church: August second, today was a good day for Caboose.
Caboose: I like cookies.
Church: Scratch that.
Naruto groaned.
Naruto: Well what do we do now?
Then he eyed the dark keyblade.
Naruto: A keyblade that unlocks people's hearts. I wonder….
He made his way over to the malevolent weapon.
Church: Uh Naruto what the hell are you doing?
Naruto picked it up and tossed Church his own keyblade. Church suddenly realized what was going on.
Church: Wait Naruto! Don't!
Naruto smiled raising the dark keyblade.
Naruto: You guys can handle the rest.
Church: Don't!
Tucker: Don't do it kid! They have counseling for this kinda thing!
Then Naruto plunged the dark keyblade into his chest. Everything happened so quickly, seven golden orbs fluttered out of Naruto's chest. Each one of these golden orbs made their way towards a corresponding princess. Hinata's eyes fluttered open just in time to see Naruto's heart begin to leave his body! Her eyes grew wide with horror and she ran over to him as the dark keyblade vanished. She had only just reached him when he dissolved into golden dust.
Church: Naruto come back!
Hinata's eyes filled with tears.
Hinata: Naruto… Why?
Caboose: Naruto! Why did you have to go! I didn't want him to turn into sparkly dust! He was my friend!
Andrew: You have awakened at last princess.
Everyone whirled around to see a tall man with silver hair, pail skin, and yellow eyes standing next to the now fully formed keyhole. He wore a strange Metal clothe mesh shirt, black jeans, and a rusty brown cloak. He smirked at them as the morning heroes took a step or two back.
Church: Andrew?
He ignored Church's voice though focusing on Hinata.
Andrew: The keyhole is now complete. Because of that boys affection for you the worlds are doomed. You fool all played right into my hand.
Church: You bastard!
Caboose: Give us back Naruto!
Tucker: Yeah or I'll use my sword on you!
Andrew laughed coldly drawing a sword that looked like a demonic wing.
Andrew: Please! None of you could even scratch me! The keyhole is now complete, you have served your purpose, and now you'll all die.
Church, Tucker, and Caboose readied their weapons stepping between Andrew and Hinata! But as the Villain began to walk forward a burst of light blocked him!
Sasuke: No! I won't let you use me like this!
Andrew: Ugh.
The light solidified into Sasuke who had his arms out stretched blocking Andrew!
Hinata: Sasuke!
Sasuke: Run! I can't hold him forever! The heartless are coming!
Church: And that's our queue to leave!
With that he grabbed Hinata by the wrist and the blues ran for it!
Andrew glared at Sasuke.
Andrew: I'm surprised you can put up such a fight in this state, but this is my body now.
With a swipe of his sword he brushed Sasuke aside. Behind him now mustered dozens of heartless ready to destroy the world.
Ranger24: Oh crap the shit has hit the fan.