Here is the long awaited chapter! Sorry for the late updates; musical practice. Oh and big props to Total Drama All Stars for doing such a great job! (Sarcasm) -.- Anyways...enjoy the chapter! Oh and prayers are needed for my mommy; she's been pretty sick here lately...so...yea. Updates should be coming in regularly again. It's almost Christmas! yay! Super excited :D Ok now seriously, on with the chapter :)

"Eat shit McLean." D says scowling. The anger can be seen in his eyes.

"What did I do?!" Chris says truly puzzled.

"You let Madison get eliminated for helping a friend!" Neyla says. "She's your own kid! She was the closest thing I had to a friend left!"

"You really are a heartless monster..." Sami says sighing sadly. "All she wanted to do was try to help me..."

"Uh...Guys?" Madison says poking out from behind Chris.

"As I was about to say...in the spirit of Thanksgiving...and knowing how close you all are to my daughter...she's coming back as an inturn. Oh and I was going to have no one go home...but since you all inturrupted me and became all...touchy...I am now making this a challenge and someone will definatly be going home!" Everyone groans and facepalms.

-Confessionals-

"My" D.

static

"Big" Sami.

static

"Mouth" Neyla.

-End of Confessionals-

"Awe you guys..." Madison says. "I'm touched by your words though!" She smiles at her two friends and her boyfriend.

"Yea yea..." Chris says. "Go open the shed Maddie. Cause todays challenge is a favorite from season one; Find a selected animal and bring it back here." As if on cue, Chef drops down a cage where all of the animals will be put when the twelve teens bring their animal when found.

"I love animals!" Shaun says excitedly.

"You really don't have a negitive bone in your body do you?" Luke questions the other teen boy.

"Nope...not really." Shaun says smiling.

"Alright...I have a list of animals for you to "hunt" down; after that is all done, you will line up at the starting line and have fine minutes inside of the shed to use."

"Hey Maddie get in the shed!" D says winking at her.

"Ok, everyone but D is choosing randomly. D, you get to hunt down the sasquachanakwa." D's eyes widen.

Confessional

"Today is just not my day..." D says facepalming.

End of Confessional

"Fine..." D huffs.

"Ok, everyone else, draw!"

"Bunny" William says. "Shouldn't be completely difficult..."

"Deer." Chris Robertson says.

"Duck." Eddie says. "Eh..."

"Bear?!" Neyla says in shock. "You have got to be kidding me!"

"Chicken? Greeeeaaaaat." Sami says.

"Ewww! A rat! Gross!" Cobi says.

"A fish...aight I got this." Marrie Anne says confinetly.

"A butterfly? Yay!" Shaun says.

"A bird..." Luke says un-impressed. "Piece of cake..."

"A coyote...smells dangerous...I like it! Hahahahahahahaha!" Givionna said laughing like a crazy lady.

"Turkey...are there even turkeys out here?!" Deylanie says huffing. "So not fair."

"Alright! Everyone to the starting line!" Chris says, Madison holding the flag.

"On your marks...get set... and the timer starts...now!" Madison waves the flag and everyone rushes towards the shed, scanning the room for anything that might be useful to capture their animal.

"Hey this might work.." D says pulling out a big net and some cookies.

"Hey that's mine give it back!" Giovanne says to Neyla who has a bear trap snare.

"Uh, no! This is a bear trap! You know, for like a bear!" Giovanne growls and pushes Neyla to the ground, grabing the snare and runs out the door.

"What the Hell?!" Neyla says rubbing her head, a can of duck food fell and hit her on the head.

"Thanks Neyla!" Eddie says taking the duck food.

"Cool! A trank gun!" Chris says happily and takes off.

The rest of the teens scramble around trying to find their equipment.

"Ooo a mouse trap!" Cobi says and runs out of the building.

"One minute left campers!" Chris says poking his head into the door.

"Fuck!" Neyla says, not finding anything useful. Then a bear costume catches her eyes. "Crazy...but it might just work..." Neyla is the last one out of the shed, right as the timer goes off.

"Ok, everyone ready to go?" Chris asks.

"No!"

"Okay good! Oh, and the last one to bring me their animal is eliminated...so...Now...go!" The teens rush into the woods, except for Cobi who goes into the kitchen.

Confessional

"I figured that since we see mice every day in the kitchen...hopefully I will catch one quickly..."Cobi says sitting on the toilet in the confessional cam.

End of Confessional

We see Cobi setting up the mouse trap near a mouse hole.

"Here mousey mousey mousey...I have some cheese for you..."

A mouse sticks its head out, and then looks at Cobi with a look that's like it's saying "What the Hell? Do you think I'm stupid?" Look and goes back into the hole.

Confessional

"And I thought this was going to go fast and easy..." Cobi says sighing.

End of Confessional

The camera pans to D and his tarp trap. He has dug a hole and underneith, so when he falls in; bam! Caught.

"Easy as cookies..." D says chuckling at his own joke. He hears the brush rustling and he hides in the bushes. When he peeks out, it's Madison walking with the camera; headed straight for the trap.

"Maddie look out!" Madison; however, was too late. She stepped on the trap, and fell right through.

"Help! Someone!"

"Sorry Madds! I'll get you-" D trips and falls in as well, falling ontop of Madison. "Out..." Madison giggles.

"Hey this isn't so bad..." Madison says smirking.

"What do you-" Madison starts to suck on his neck. "Oooh...I get what you mean." He smirks also and they sink down to the ground lower than what they are.

Confessional

"I am so done with this challenge." Neyla says taking off her bear head. "I have been walking around these fucking woods for fucking who knows how fucking long, and I am like one hundred percent sure that I'm in like fucking last place!" Neyla throws the bear head against the wall and it comes back and lands on her head backwards. "Ow! It's dark in here!"

End of Confessional

Neyla is still walking around like a bear when finally, she sees a bear. The bear sees Neyla the bear, and little hearts go into his eyes. Neyla smirks inside of her costume. She then nods the big bear head and starts walking, the bear following her; actually, the bear follows her all the way back into camp and she lures him into the cage, then runs out and closes and locks the door. Her animal is the very first animal into the cage.

"Yes! First!" Neyla says taking off the head, the bear looks crushed.

"Congradulations for being first Neyla." Chris says and hands her a bag of chips and a coke. "Here is your prize.

"Cool." Neyla says smiling and sits down and eats her chips.

The camera pans to Chris Robertson, creeping and sneaking on a deer. Right as the deer takes a drink, he shoots it in the butt with the trank gun. It falls over and Chris picks it up like it was a feather, and walks with it back into the camp and puts it in the cage, locking it back.

"Sweet, not eliminated." Chris says sitting down. "Now time for a good ole nap..."

The cameras pan to Eddie running with the duck food, the duck following close behind.

"I know how Gwen felt during season one!" Eddie says panting and running, trying to outrun this duck. He finally gets to the campsight, the cage in his view, the duck then jumps him, pecks him all over his face, and then takes off with the bucket on its head.

"Damn you duck!" Eddie says shaking his fist in the air. Neyla and Chris chuckle and go about their own buisness.

"Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwww!" Cobi screams as she throws the mouse into the cage, holding it by its tail. "Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!" She runs off to go wash her hands. Eddie also gets up and follows the duck trail.

The camera pans to Marrie Anne walking in the woods with three fish on a stick.

"Easy fishing." Marrie Anne says with a triumphant smirk on her face. She stabs the stick into the cage and sits by Chris R.

"Hey babe, how the fishing go?" Chris says putting his arm around her.

"It was easier than my aunt bertha knitting my baby cousin a sweater."

"Niiice."

"What the...just...nevermind..." Neyla says sighing.

"Got it!" Sami says jumping and hanging onto a chicken by it's neck. Yea, a rubber chicken.

"This isn't live!" Chris says angerly.

"You never said it had to be real, it is a chicken isn't it?" Sami smirks.

"Fiine! Whatever! You're safe just...throw it in the cage." Chris says very annoyed.

Confessional

"Knew it would work." Sami smirks at the camera.

End of Confessional

"I found a turkey! Thank God!" Deylanie says with a baby turky on her shoulder. "The egg kind of hatched...but whatever." She puts the baby turkey in the cage. One by one, slowly, everyone brings in thier animal.

"I caught eight butterflies!" Shaun says looking at his jar. "I didn't mean to, but it was great!" He puts the jar in the cage.

"Alright, I think that's the last one." Chris says as Luke puts in his bird in the cage, twigs in his hair.

"You...have no idea...how hard it was...to get that damn bird." Luke says getting the twigs out of his hair.

"Oh come on, it couldn't have been that bad." Giovanne says to the teen boy.

"So many trees and branches...so many birds...birds shitting everywhere!" Luke says in a dramatic knee fall.

"Wait...where's D?" Sami says.

"Ah D...looks like he will be the one going home tonight." Sami gasps

"No! What if the sasquatch thing ate him!"

"The squatch didn't eat me, but something..or someone did." D says smirking, Madison following right behind him.

"Ew!" All of the teens say.

"What?" Chris says like an idiot.

"Nothing dad..." Madison says blushing looking at D.

"Well...anyways..." Chris says still confused. "D, you didn't even bring back an animal so...you are going home tonight. D shrugs.

Confessional

"Eh, doesn't matter, had hot sex with my babe," D smirks "and trust me...it was worth that whole million dollars." He wiks at the camera.

End of confessional

"Bye everyone, it's been a ride!" D chuckles.

"Dude...it's still not funny..." Sami says blowing a strand of hair out of her face. Suddenly, Madison jumps on the boat.

"Sorry guys...I only came back for D and since he's leaving...yea...I'm going too. Plus, being an inturn, sucks."

"Hey!" Chris says a bit offended.

"Well..." Madison says holding up a remote. "Since you were going to do this later..." She hits the button, all of the angry animals glare at Chris, except for Sami's rubber chicken, go after Chris. Madison and D laughs, along with everyone elses, are heard over Chris' screams of terror...running away from the animals.

"Awe man!" Chris yells. "I just got what D meant! Oh that boy is going to die! Ow my foot!"

Sorry D! But at least you went out with a bang xD Oh buddy...I'm a horrible pun joker...anyways...review and ignore all of the pun jokes in this chapter ^_^ I'm so tired...