WARNING – Contains naughty words. Jasper/Bella action. Doesn't contain the answers you probably wanted to the last chapter, but I think most of you will like it… I'm all grown up now :)

At last! I've gotten round to writing you a chapter… And I'm SO SORRY that I didn't answer all the reviews/messages about my last chapter! I REALLY REALLY AM! I'll make it up to you by giving every single review a teaser for the next chapter!

This chapter is for JasperAndJill and NCChris and XxZeroXxSacrificeXx – motivating me is pretty hard, so well done guys! Hahaha.

Sadly, still do not own Twilight – I need to work on that…

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"Because it's Edward… the idiot… god, I wish he was still alive so that I could rip him apart for hurting you and Jasper so much…" Emmett said his voice swelling with emotion.
"I would kill him first, believe me!" Bella snarled.
"I believe you, Bells. I really do." Emmett said, rubbing his sister's back as her grip got tighter around him.
"Why did he think I wanted a baby?" She shouted. "It's not even as if it's mine! He slept with another human, not just with Alice… argh, I hate him, I really do."

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"Stupid. Smelly. Small. Evil…" Jasper muttered, pacing the room and attempting to smother the sounds bombarding his ears – baby screaming, Esme shouting, Emmett obviously rushing about.

"Jasper, if you even dare say baby, I am going to bring him up here right now!" Bella threatened him, before bursting into giggles.

She knew she'd said the wrong thing and he hadn't caught the almost funny side of it as his hands got stuck firmer to his ears. Without thinking, Bella stood up and launched herself at him.
"Whaaaa'?" Jasper breathed angrily as she pulled him to the ground.

"Shut up, stupid." She smiled, pinning his shoulders down to stop him flipping her over so he was sitting ontop her. "I want to play a game…"

"Bella." Jasper scolded. "My head hurts. My ears hurt. I wish I could sleep. I wish that baby wasn't here."

Immediately, Bella's face was mere centimetres away from Jasper's neck. Her tongue caressing the dip in his throat softly, her teeth dragging down it ever so gently. A growl brewed in Jasper's throat, but he clamped his mouth shut.

"Spoilsport." She hissed "Anyway, you shouldn't call him that baby. His name is Oliver."

"Why not? That's what he is…" He muttered sourly.

"Jasper Hale, I thought you would accept him?" Bella questioned, still sitting firmly on top of his chest.

"I never said I would-" He laughed "I said, and I quote – I would try very hard to accept him. After all, he is the lovechild of your mum and your ex-lover…"

Bella's growl shook the entire house, her teeth snapped at Jasper's neck but stopped as soon as they touched the scarred skin. The crying from downstairs stopped abruptly and a small call echoed up the stairs – "Mummmmmmmmma?"

"Aw what?" Bella moaned, standing up and slamming her fist against the wall, causing the whole house to shudder. Jasper, rather tail-between-legs, approached her and put his hands on her shoulders.

"Sweetie, don't worry" Jasper said. "He'll forget about his mum soon, won't he?"
"Stop being mean. I only wanted to have angry sex with you. And he interrupted… jeez, sometimes I think you're right – we should get rid of him…"

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"So bro, you and Bella and Oliver?" Emmett grinned, elbowing his brother in the ribs.

"What about us?" Jasper smiled wryly. When had Emmett gotten this perceptive of the passing world? The silence between them meant Emmett expected Jasper to answer his own question. "I still want to kill the baby and drink it's blood…"

"Well why don't you?" Emmett laughed.

"Because…" Jasper exhaled.

"Because what?" Emmett pestered, throwing his gigantic arm around Jasper's shoulders and pulling him tightly against him. The bear and the leopard's brotherhood.

"I don't want to kill it, do I…" Jasper grimaced.

"Phew. Thank god." Emmett sighed happily. "I thought you were gonna take my suggestion seriously for a minute then…"

"Emmett?" Jasper began.
"Yeah?" Emmett said expectantly, turning his face to his brothers.
"Shut the hell up." Jasper smiled excitedly.

"You love it, Jasper." Emmett grinned, sticking his tongue between his teeth happily. "Sex life good yet?"
"Only the angry sex. As you know." Jasper admitted, not sheepishly at all.

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"Jasper…" Bella called even as she walked into their bedroom. "Jasper…"

"What?" He groaned, rolling off the bed moodily. "What do you want?"

"That's no way to speak to your love, is it?" Bella said testily.

She kicked his shoes away from his feet, just as he was about to plunge them in. Her arms found his neck and she pulled herself onto him. Her bum directly on his groin, sure way to get his love and devotion for at least a short amount of time.

"Sorry" Jasper groaned – although in a more interested way.

"I love you." Bella smiled into his hair, pressing his face between her chest.

"So…? What do you want? Are you gonna tell me or just tease me?" He laughed, touching his lips against her covered skin.

"Well, we need a chat." She said slowly, leaning away from him. "Without distractions."
"Spoilsport." He chuckled, teasing her now. His fingers ghosting up her back as she tried to lean as far as she could from him without falling off his lap.

"Fine… We'll chat afterwards yeah?" She said hungrily, rubbing her bum into him even firmer, feeling his body react immediately.
"Fuck now. Chat later." Jasper growled, flipping Bella onto the bed and suddenly pushing himself against her, his finger tearing at her shirt and twisting the material of her jeans until the seams burst. "I want you. Now."

Her now naked body quivered underneath him. His jeans rubbed against her thighs, creating a beautiful feeling to both of them. She could feel the bulge in his trouser straining to be let out – and she could only agree.

"Off." Jasper said angrily.

"Make me." Bella said, feigning the anger that he had just shown. Her lips turned up involuntarily at the corners, she wasn't really angry. Jasper squeezed her hand once softly before sending out a blast of anger and lust – the most potent they'd tried yet.

"Fine. I'll make you alright." He growled after giving her 2 seconds to adjust.
"Fuck you." She spat, biting down on his shoulder blade – then licking up the sweet venom that began to run down his abs. "I'm not your bitch."
"Yes, fuck me. Bitch." Jasper growled, pulling Bella from underneath him and pushing her onto her knees. He stuck her groin into her face. "Now, take off my jeans!"

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"Okay… talk…" Jasper panted, his hands still stroking her back as they spooned.

"Right, #1 I love you." Bella smiled to herself.

"Oh, really?" Jasper giggled childishly against her hair. "News to me."

"Shut up, idiot. #2, I think you should take Oliver out by yourself tomorrow…" She began, knowing that Jasper was going to interrupt.

"I can't do that! There is no way! I'd eat him… I'd kill him!" His panicked voice sounded strangled coming from his throat. "I'd destroy him!!"

"No. Jasper." Bella smiled. "You won't."

"Don't make me…" He groaned.

"Listen honey, I am not going to make you. I just would like you to try…" She said, rolling over so they were face to face. If he could cry, he would be now. His bottom lip shook with small tremors – he looked like a sad puppy. "Please…"
"For you." He whimpered. "#3?"

"#3, how do you feel about letting Esme keep Oliver? He's my little brother… and kinda, I dunno how twisted this is, but kinda my child too…" Bella said, stroking his face with her fingers tenderly.

"Fuck." He choked out.

"What, honey?" She asked.

"Fuck!" He said angrily again.

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Oh no… Did I go off topic? ;)

Next chapter – you want fluff? You want baby? You want bella/jasper? You want bella/Emmett? Or maybe some Carlisle? Where did Alice go? Why do they accept the baby already? Why is Jasper angry?

I dunno the answer to some of them, but I can tell you the others :)