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"No.. Misa.. I can't! No.. Wait- wait wait wait wait.. No I can't." Light says, annoyed. He's talking on the phone with Misa and she wants to do something with Light. L watches, amused.

Light shoots L a look, "Nope. I am hanging up.. No.. Ugh." he hangs up, "damn Misa. Such a bother."

L shoves a piece of taffy in his mouth, "Mhm, oh. As a warning.. Mello, Matt and Near are coming down and shall arrive here shortly."

"What?!"

"HEYYY! I HAVE ARRIVED. THE PARTY CAN START NOW!" yells Mello, walking in.

"Mello, no need to be so dramatic when entering a room," says Near.

"Shut up, sheep."

Matt walks in with his PSP, "Sup." not looking away from his screen.

Watari follows in, carrying a few bags.

"Okay. Now there's something I've been wanting to do. L, Light.. Come here!"

"Mello, I am busy with-" L starts out.

"With what? Eating sweets?"

"Correct."

"Well then, multitask. It will only take a second!"

Light talks for the first time since they've arrived, "I don't think so. I also need to-"

"IT WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND!"

L and Light end up sitting on the couch in the work room while Mello is standing in front of them.

"Okay. So I really really really want to try this thing called.. The.. The are you gay test."

"What?! I'm not gay!"

"Shut up imagay."

L smirks.

"So I'll just ask you guys questions and then at the end.. Tell you if you're gay or not." Mello whips out a notepad and a pen.

"Honestly.." L mutters.

" Have you ever slept in the same bed?"

L and Light give Mello a look.

"..has one of you done something naughty?"

"I haven't," Light says. Then he eyes L, who is staring off into space with a thumb to his lip, "L?"

"Hm?"

"Have you ever done anything naughty?" Mello repeats.

"No."

Mello writes something down, "What is your favorite color or colors?"

"I don't have one," L and Light say in unison.

"Really?" Mello asks, surprised, "I would think that every color of the rainbow would be imagays.."

"Stop calling me that!" Light scowls.

"Do you hang around with your best friend more than could be considered normal?"

L and Light look at each other.

"Well.." Light begins, "I don't know if L and I are 'best friends' but we do spend a lot of time together.."

"For work." L interjects.

"Of course," Mello says.

Scribble.

He has a grin on and he turns to Light, "Light, how long do you really spend on your hair?"

"About.. Five minutes. I think."

"Hm.." scribble scribble.

Then he turns to L, "Do you put any mascara or eyeliner on? For your eye bags?"

Light looks at L, Hm.. Ive always wondered..

L looks baffled, "Eyeliner..? What? No. You should be asking Light because I am two percent positive that he uses makeup for his face."

"Hey! Again, this is natural!"

Authors note:

Hey, do you like the chapter? xD idk. Uhm, sorry again if this is really short.

I will put a part two when I have more questions. Again, please send me some if you want another chapter about the gay test.

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