Chapter 21
Sons Of Samedi Saga:
Quotes From The Third:
"Alright…You should be seeing a visual representation of the Decker's user net. now…" said Kinzie…"You know what I see Kinzie?…I'm a fucking toilet!…That's what…" said The Boss… "Oops…sorry about that…Let me load up another…"said Kinzie…"I thought you knew what you were doing…" said The Boss… "I haven't finished your avatar yet…That one is just temporary…" said Kinzie… "I don't have arms!…" yelled The Boss…"Just start moving through the data, I'll sort it out soon…" said Kinzie…She then turn the Boss into a blow up doll…"This isn't much better!…Are you trying to tell me something Kenzie!…" said The Boss..."Quit complaining you big baby!…" said Kinzie…
The mission starts off at Aisha's house…
Gat, Pierce, Carlos, and The Boss were on the couch and was talking about his recent break up with Shaundi…
"So you really fuck Shaundi over like that?…" said Gat…
"I didn't fuck her over Gat…I just can't handle this relationship shit no more…The goddamn superstar stardom is already getting on my nerves and if I add one more thing to worry about I'm going to lose it…" said The Boss…
"I already told you Boss…I got this shit cover…you worry about taking out the competition…and I'll worry about getting us the shit we deserved…" said Pierce…
"If I need shit Pierce…I can steal it…I don't need to work for it…" said The Boss…
"That's your problem…how are you supposed to have loyal fans if you keep on taking and not winnin like a O.G…" said Pierce…
"I don't need this shit Pierce…right now all I'm worry about is taking out these bitches and finding out how they keep fucking me over…" said The Boss…
"So where the fuck is Shaundi and Kinzie?…" said Gat…
"They're back at the Shaundi's room at the hotel…She can be mad at me all she wants…I really don't give a shit no more…" said The Boss…
"Hey Boss…I know you're a badass and all…but you have to put the gang first before your needs…because that's what keep a gang strong…we stick together…you know…" said Carlos…
"I got no time for that shit either…" said The Boss…
"Well…even though…I say you should still talk to Shaundi…A least have a heart to do that…This whole leadership thing is starting to make you a little un edge…" said The Boss…
"Fine Carlos…I'll go talk to Shaundi…but that's it…" said The Boss…
The Boss got up and left out the door…
"In the mean time…I'll be watchin the game…" said Gat…
"You still need to move this fucking bed…I still see the Boss love stain on it!" yelled Pierce…
"Hey…since you're the goddamn diva…why don't you take care of it?…" said Gat…
"What the fuck ever…You ain't gonna get me to clean shit…" said Pierce…
(Another driving mission…Since you don't have no one in the car to talk too…Lets call Eye for a Eye for ZOMBIE DIEGO! To keep you company…A hint: Zombie Diego isn't going to be in the whole story…because really…the dude is dead…I'll just put a few extra conversations in the car though…)
After the Boss call Eye for a Eye…
Zombie Diego showed up in a Scary Mafia Hearse…
Zombie Diego step out the car…
"….ahahah ah aH" (Ha ha hahahah!…) said Zombie Diego…
He was covered in tire track markings…
his suit clothes were torn and rip…
and he had a happy sinster smile…
and everything he said was in backwards…
The Boss got into the Hearse as Zombie Diego joined…
The Boss headed to Shaundi's hotel…
"So….How was it like working with the Dire Mafia?…" said The Boss…
"em ekasrof uoy yhw…oniairdA"("Adriano...Why you forsake me!")…said Zombie Diego…
"Okay…I don't know what the fuck you are saying…but you better not think about biting me…" said The Boss…
"….ooonnnaaaiiirrrdddddaaA" (Aaadddddrrriiiaaannnooo….) said Zombie Diego…
"Keep that shit up…and I'll send you back to the grave where you came!…" said The Boss…
Zombie Diego moaned backwards…
As the Boss was half way there…
Shaundi and Kinzie/Veteran Child was at the hotel…
Kinzie/Veteran Child was comforting Shaundi as she cry her eyes out…
"I can't believe that fucking asshole!…I loved him…I really…really…loved him…I treated him….like…he was my love…and he just threw it away just like that!…" said Shaundi…
"Shaundi…forget about that fucking asshole…you deserves better than that….remember you always have your girl Kinzie here…" said Kinzie/Veteran Child…
"Thank you Kinzie…you know…who needs that jerk…or all the guys I dated…who needs them…all they want is one thing…to hit it and quit it…" said Shaundi…
"Shaundi…Why don't you find a man who wants to….I don't know…Hit it and stick with it…" said Kinzie/Veteran Child as she/he laugh a little…
Shaundi wipe her eyes and her nose with a tissue…
"You know Kinzie…even though you're a nerd…I think you're a really good friend…" said Shaundi…
"Shaundi…do you know what can be way better than friends…if we can take that to a different level…" said Kinzie/Veteran Child…
The Boss made it to the hotel and went inside the entrance as Zombie Diego followed…
Back at Aisha's house…
Gat, Carlos, and Pierce were still watching the game…
"I got 20 on the team that has the winnin score…" said Pierce…
"Fuck that…you think just because they're 4 points ahead they can win…anything can fucking happen…" said Gat…
"Yea, but there's only 10 minutes left of the game…" said Pierce…
"Hey…do you have a blanket or something…its kinda chilly down here…" said Carlos…
"What?…Did Lin fuck up my A/C too?…" said Gat…
"No…I just get cold easy…" said Carlos…
"Upstairs to the 2nd room on the right…and make sure you don't fuck that bed up too…" said Carlos…
"I think that's Kinzie's room…I'll just go get a fluffy blanket or something…" said Carlos…
Carlos went up stairs to Kinzie's room…
He open the door and began to search...
"There's gotta be a blanket around here somewhere…" said Carlos…
He check around the place…
He check the closet, but only to find Kinzie's laptop…
"Nothin in here…" said Carlos…
He check under her bed…
but no quilts…
He look in the dresser…He check to top dresser first…
only to find a picture of the Boss and a message to it drawn around a purple heart…
Carlos pick up the picture…
It read…
"Thank you for being my first my love…"
"The Boss really has his work cut out for him…" said Carlos…
He put the picture back…
He check the second dresser drawer to find a video tape…
He look at the cover and it read…
"Kinzie's been naughty, Boss put her in check…"
Carlos had a weird look on his face…
"I'm getting the feelin that this chick has a thing for the Boss…better yet…maybe even a stalker…" said Carlos…
He put the tape back…
He check the last dresser drawer…
Carlos finally found the woolen sheets…
"Finally…" said Carlos…
As he began pulling the sheets out the drawer…
The Kinzie Doll fell out the sheets…
Carlos look down and saw it…
He had another concern look on his face…
He pick up the doll…as he did…it constantly kept changing facial expressions, from being sad to happy and mad to worry,
and it began to leak tears from the eyes…
"Okay…This shit is freaky as hell…" said Carlos…
Back at the hotel…
Kinzie/Veteran Child stared eye to eye at Shaundi…
"What are you talking about Kinzie?…You know I'm not like that…" said Shaundi…
"I know…but aren't you tired of dudes just treating you like your nothing but pussy to them…" said Kinzie/Veteran Child…
"Yea…but…"
"But what Shaundi…you know as well as I do…that you need a true person to hold you and tell you that they care so much about you…" said Kinzie/Veteran Child…
Kinzie/Veteran Child put his hand upon Shaundi's cheeks and stare at her as she/he got closer…
The Boss came to the elevator with Zombie Diego…
(Normally whenever you have a Zombie homie by you…no one doesn't noticed it…oh well…)
They went to the top floor where Shaundi's room was…
Back at Aisha's house…
Pierce and Gat were still watching the game…
Carlos came down stairs with the Kinzie doll…
"Hey…did you guys ever make Third Street dolls?…" said Carlos…
Pierce and Gat look behind them…
"Third Street Dolls?…That's a good idea!…We can make fucking toys of us…We'll look like role models for the youngins..." said Pierce…
"Hey…you know it would be nice to be on one of those bobble head toys…I love the Aisha one they made…I still have it on my car dashboard…" said Gat…
"So you guys never actually made toys of the Saints?…" said Carlos…
"No…we never got to the whole merchandise shit yet…I'm working on trying to get on commercials though…" said Pierce…
"Well…I found this creepy doll that look like Kinzie…It's fucking creepy as hell…It keeps changing its face, and what worst…it cries out tears…" said Carlos…
Gat got up and look at it…
"What the fuck?…Is Kinzie trying out some Voodoo type shit on us?…" said Gat…
Pierce got up and look at it…
"Maybe Kinzie made one of those dolls where it pissed it self…maybe she got the one that cries…" said Pierce…
"I don't think Kinzie would make a doll like this…" said Gat…
As they turn the doll to the back…
there was a small opening closed up…
"Maybe the batteries need changing?…" said Pierce…
As Gat open the doll backside…
As Gat opened it…
a tiny black snake flew out…
"THE FUCK!…" yelled Gat…
Gat drop the doll as the tiny black snake slither across the floor…
Pierce and Gat pulled out their pistols and tried to shoot it…
Back at the hotel…
Shaundi was getting weird out…
but somehow turn on by Kinzie/Veteran Child…
"Kiss me Shaundi…I'll always be here for you…" said Kinzie/Veteran Child…
Shaundi closed her eyes and reach in for a kiss…
The Boss made it to the floor Shaundi was on…
The front door man gave the Boss the key to Shaundi's room, because he was afraid the Boss might kill him…
The Boss and Zombie Diego came up to the room…
"I hope Shaundi's alright…" said The Boss…
Shaundi and Kinzie/Veteran Child shared a long romantic kiss…
As the Boss unlocked the door…
Gat and Pierce was shooting up the place…
Carlos found the tiny black snake coming to him…
Carlos took the chance and smash and killed the tiny black snake…
"What the fuck…did you really had to go and spoil the fun…" said Gat…
Carlos look at his shoes and was disgusted by the smash snake on his shoes…
"Your going to have to buy some new sneaks…you should try out the Saints Runners…They're still in the testing zone…but I bet they can have a cool swag on ya dawg…ya feel me…" said Pierce as he wave a high five in the air…
Carlos look at the Kinzie doll as it started to shake…
"Look!…" said Carlos as he pointed to the Kinzie doll…
The doll started to spin in a hyper speed way with a green glow around it...
The Kinzie doll disappeared…
As Kinzie/Veteran Child shared a kiss with Shaundi…
Kinzie/Veteran Child started to get a feeling throughout his/her body…
The Boss unlocked the door…
As he did he was shocked to see Kinzie kissing Shaundi…
just when things didn't get weird or worst…
Veteran Child flew straight out of Kinzie's body and fell back to the floor…
As Shaundi and Kinzie eyes open…
Kinzie saw her kissing on Shaundi…
Kinzie pulled her head back fast and shocked of what she did…
"Oh my god!…Oh my god!…I just…I…Oh….I think I'm going to be sick!" yelled Kinzie…
Kinzie ran to the bathroom throwing up…
The Boss was shock but then got angry to see Veteran Child…
Shaundi look and was shocked also to see Veteran Child…
"Veteran Child?…" said Shaundi…
"So…you're the muthafucker that was fucking me over!…You try a fucking spell to hide yourself!…" yelled the Boss as he came closer…
"Wait!…Let me explain!…Please!" yelled Veteran Child…
"You said and please enough bitch!…now its time to erased your hippy ass!" said The Boss…
As the Boss pointed his gun to Veteran Child…
Shaundi push the Boss gun away making him miss a shot at Veteran Child…
Veteran Child took his chance…
he pused the Boss out of his way and ran out the room…
The Boss ran after Veteran Child…
(Finally!…This is where you play the chase…lol)
The Boss ran after Veteran Child as he ran down the steps
…He kept firing of his Kobra pistols at him…
but couldn't get a shot at him…
Zombie Diego followed with a RPG…
"liL rekoJ…uoy rof gnimoc m'I…ahahahaha!" (Lil Joker!…I'm coming for you…hahahahah!) said Diego with a sinster laugh…
As they raced down the stair way shooting Veteran Child…
Veteran Child exit the stairway and ran out the entrance of the door…
The Boss and Zombie Diego followed behind him…
Veteran Child stole a random car from the parking lot and drove off…
The Boss and Zombie Diego grab a random car and pursuit after Veteran Child…
As they shot out their window at him he shouted out something to the Boss…
"Please!…I wanna talk to you!…I don't want to fight anymore!" yelled Veteran Child…
As they shot…
Zombie Diego blasted the rocket laucher…
Veteran Child jumped out the speeding car…
(Fell like a rag doll on the street…lol you gotta love the ragdoll effect...)
before the car exploded…
Zombie Diego let out a backward sinister laugh…
(Cutscene plays…)
Veteran Child was on the ground…
but the Boss pointed a gun at him…
"Please!…Don't shoot me!…I'm sorry okay!…I don't wanna do this shit no more!" yelled Veteran Child…
"Don't give me that mercy shit!…Have a nice trip back to the grave where you belong…" said The Boss…
Before the Boss can pull the trigger…
Shaundi came out of no where with a car…
Almost hitting the Boss…
She ran over to Veteran Child…
"Are you okay?…" said Shaundi…
The Boss got up on his feet…but was shocked and questioned at was what happening before his eyes…
"Shaundi!…You almost ran me over with a fucking car!…You should have ran over this piece of shit!...He fuck with all of our heads!" yelled The Boss…
"This piece of shit!…This piece of shit filled me with compassion again…and this piece of shit and I are dating again….bitch…" said Shaundi as she guards Veteran Child…
The Boss storm over to her…
"Get the fuck out the way Shaundi?…Your acting crazy now!...If your high then I understand...so...You either get out the way…or I kill you myself!…" yelled the Boss…
"Alright then asshole then do it!…Fucking shoot me!…You already did what you wanted to me…now shoot me!" yelled Shaundi…
The Boss kept his gun on Shaundi…
They both lock on each other with a hated look…
As the Boss look down for the moment…
he couldn't shoot Shaundi…
The Boss lower his gun slowly…
As he did…
Shaundi tended to Veteran Child's wounds…
"I don't fucking believe this!…Shaundi…I can't believe you would date this fucker again!...Do you really think I didn't care!...I wanted to say I'm sorry for what I did!...I wanted to tell you, I cared about you!...even when I'm a asshole...but now...I don't care who you date…and I don't care what you do…but you cross the line when you want to save someone who try to fuck the Saints over!" yelled The Boss…
"You know what…fuck you and the goddamn Saints!…I don't need this shit in my life!" yelled Shaundi…
"If you really feel that way…then drop your flags…and drop your Saint morals…and don't you ever come back to the Saints again…" said The Boss…
"Fuck you!…You never liked me!…After all I did for you!…Fuck you and the Saints!…Fuck you all!…" yelled Shaundi…
The Boss turn around and went to the car…
Shaundi pick up Veteran Child and help and carried him to the hospital…
The Boss got in his car and drove back to the hotel to go pick up Kinzie…
The Boss got on his phone and left a message for Kinzie…
"Kinzie…meet me outside…we need to meet back up at Aisha's house…" said The Boss…
As the Boss made it back to the hotel into the parking lot…
he got on the passenger side and waited on Kinzie…
Kinzie made to the car, but couldn't figure out why the Boss wasn't driving…
She got into the driver side…
"You want me to drive Boss?…" said Kinzie…
"Please…I just want to rest my head for the moment…" said the Boss as he rest his head on the window…
"I want to thank you for helping me get rid of that jerk who was abusing my body…that jerk should totally die for what he did while he was possessing me!…and trust me…being lock up in a dresser was enough for me to handle…but thank you Bossy…your always my number one guy…" said Kinzie…
As Kinzie started up the car…
She looked at the Boss…
She shocked to notice a tear coming out of his right eye…
"Boss?…Are you okay?…What's wrong?…" said Kinzie...
The Boss didn't answer...
"You know if you start crying…then I'm going to start crying too…I don't want to see you like this…" said Kinzie…
"Just drive Kinzie…Please…I don't wanna talk right now…" said The Boss…
Kinzie worried and got upset a little,
but started up the car and headed towards Aisha's house…
Good news: Kinzie got her body back…and Zombie Carlos is unlocked…
Bad news: Shaundi is no longer a Third Street Saint member…Veteran Child is now dating her…again…and what will be the Saints plan next…
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