Any suggestions for other bad fanfictions to parody? I really like doing this. It gives me something entertaining to do when I'm bored. Message me if you have any.
Later we all went into the school. Draco was still wailing in the common room. We sat next to him.
"Draco, are you ok?" I said in my sexy Valley Girl accent.
"No, you stupid skank!" he blubbered. He ran away and I cried. He was being such a douche!
Why is he so mad at me? I asked myself completely unaware of how crappy I am to everyone.
"It's ok, Ivory." Pixie Boy put his hand on my shoulder. "I'll go talk to him."
"You mean you'll go put screws in him!" I wailed. Then I ran to get Draco. Pixie Boy followed.
We ran to the corner he was sobbing in. Tears ran down his tan face. It was kinda hot.
And then...we heard footsteps. Pixie Boy got out his invisibility Coke. He poured it over us and we turned invisible. Ugh. This would never come out of this shirt! Mr. Norris, Mrs. Norris's husband, walked by with a flashlight in his mouth.
"MEOWWW MEOW MERROWWW!" His meows were muffled by the flashlight a bit. Then Filth, Filch's twin brother whom he doesn't speak of often, crawled around on the floor near our feet. He started to sniff the air.
"Who is here?!" he muttered. He stood and put his hand out. He wiped the Coke off our faces and just at that moment Pixie kissed me!
"What-" Filth said. We began to run away. Then we found Draco. He teleported to a new corner. He was crying while pumping some iron.
"Draco, are you ok?" I asked.
"I guess," he said with a sigh. We went to his bedroom, making out. Pixie Boy awkwardly tagged along. We watched White Chicks and sat on the bed. As I was about to put the movie in, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision! What I saw was happening now! There was a knock on the door and Fudge and the Ministry of Magic walked into the school!
OMG