Title: Naruto & Sasuke: ...Daddy Potential? (N.S.D.P.)

Author: PrettyKitty93

Warnings: Mild Language, Suggestive Acts, Lemons/Limes in some chapters, slightly incestuous in some chapters.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto series or any of the characters, they are the property of Masashi Kishimoto. This is just for fun, I do not make any money from this fic.

Author's Notes: I've had half of this chapter written for about three months now, I just had to finish it and now I'm not even totally satisfied but I want to get what I have posted and everything to make up for my long absence. Sorry, I hate making you guys wait but between graduation and getting ready for college and stuff I've been busy, but here you go! (Sorry if it ends in an odd spot but the next chapter will be much better.)

N.S.D.P.

Extra Twenty One: Blossoming Romance, Young and Old

Two years later, life in the Uchiha-Uzumaki household fell into a comfortable pace. Miyaki was now eighteen, finally an adult, while little Kushina was only three years old, more talkative than her brother. As she got older, it seemed as though Kushina's clothing, of all things, became like a little war between Sasuke and Naruto. Sasuke liked dressing his little girl in dignified deep blues and purples, and sometime reds as well. Naruto liked adorning the little girl in bright oranges and bubblegum pinks and mint greens, and loved dressing her in anything that had frogs on it. It seemed as though little Kushina shared her father's affliction for frogs, and carried around her little pink frog blanket anywhere she went. You could not keep that thing away from Kushina, she would throw a fit.

The only little girl of the household got so spoiled, especially by Naruto. The way that Miyaki clung to Sasuke, Kushina clung to Naruto, she was a regular little daddy's girl and the way that Miyaki asked questions, Kushina loved to talk. Now that she had a rather increased vocabulary (from when she was one, anyway) she talked more than ever.

Every once in awhile, Itachi would show up with his shark-man in tow, which Sasuke loathed every minute of. Even through Naruto's convincing that it was the right thing to do to let his brother visit, Naruto really didn't care for it much either (it put a hamper on his sex life.) He came to solicit his home again, and Sasuke decided to use that to his advantage.

"We're going on a vacation," Sasuke announced one evening, as he was in the kitchen cleaning up after dinner while Itachi sat at the counter. "And you can watch Kushina for me."

Itachi narrowed his eyes, before speaking, "You are the younger brother, you can't order me to do anything, however I will watch little Kushina regardless, but what about Miyaki, where will he be?"

"I guess he'll just… be left to his own devices. I'm not sure what he's going to be doing," Sasuke replied. He had to fight the urge to want to keep tabs on Miyaki all the time but, he was an adult now and quite frankly as Naruto put it, he had to cut the umbilical cord unless they wanted another repeat of last time. So they mutually agreed to stop treating Miyaki like a kid so much who couldn't make his own decisions.

"Itachi… You've gained weight," Sasuke stated, looking at his usually somewhat thin brother who had actually gained a significant amount of weight, he just didn't want to say anything about it. Because he knew Itachi wasn't going to say anything about it, and if he wouldn't Kisame probably wouldn't say anything either. But then again, he might. Regardless, Sasuke didn't need them to, he knew what was going on here. Itachi wouldn't own up to it until someone put it out in the open, or until it became painfully obvious. Although it already was. Even Kushina had said before, while hugging her uncle's belly, "Uncle 'Tachi, you're fat."

"Hm, what about it?" Itachi replied coolly, leering suspiciously at Sasuke.

"Its kind of funny, considering I haven't seen you last about six months ago. It's funny what can happen in six months, hm?"

"I'm not sure what you're referring to, little brother,"

Sasuke smirked, before retorting, "I hope you have fun."

"I'm not sure in what life do you think this is fun. I'd rather run to the bowels of hell and back than be sick and miserable all the time, and have some child feeding off of me on a regular basis. And you did this twice- I think you enjoy seeing me suffer, don't you?" Itachi spat, sounding rather hostile although towards whom Sasuke wasn't sure. At the same time, Itachi was thinking of Kisame, and thinking of cutting him off. Quite frankly, he was getting annoyed of his horny ass and only came to "visit" just so there would be someone to stop him in case he tried to mutilate the man. He liked the idea of having his own little Kushina around, but he didn't know the process was going to be so frustrating, it made him homicidal and somewhat emotional. And Itachi was not an extremely emotional person. "I keep wondering what made this happen."

"Must be a family thing, I don't know. Its better not to ask too many questions," Sasuke grumbled.

"I'm not enjoying it at all, I feel enormous,"

"You look enormous,"

"…Thanks a lot,"

"No seriously you do. How many months are you?" Sasuke asked. Itachi shrugged in response. "Well you look huge. God-forbid you have twins, I don't want anymore twin nephews or nieces. Oh and if you have a girl, you should name her Kisachi."

"God Sasuke, I hope you're kidding,"

Sasuke smirked looking at his fat older brother. You could say that this was revenge enough.

XXX

Miyaki and Riku's relationship was going well still, even after two years. Technically before, the two really didn't have a relationship but now they're actually boyfriends.

"Oh and guess what? Me and Harumi are engaged," Namkishi announced to Miyaki, Riku, and Shimi who were sitting on the railing of the bridge one afternoon. Shimi had been holding Kushina in her arms while Riku was holding the now four year-old Seiji.

"Uh, way to blow us out of the water there cuz," Miyaki stated, looking somewhat dumbfounded.

"Are you serious?" Riku questioned. "I mean, you know, you don't seem like the committing type."

"Well I am. I am twenty now, and I want to start a family with my love Harumi Lee, and we will have one of those little outside flower garden weddings like she wants, because Chika Akimichi and her mom said they'd supply the flowers and crap. Then she will become Mrs. Harumi Hatake… kind of has a nice ring to it doesn't it?" he explained, grinning.

The group leaning along the bridge immediately began laughing, except for the little kids who didn't really get what was so funny.

"This is not funny, I'm serious!" Namkishi yelled. "I've been with Harumi for how many years now? Ever since I was like fourteen? That's like six years, just as long as Kinamshi had been with Izanagi! So why wouldn't you guys take me seriously?"

"You don't seem like the committing type, honestly," Shimi pointed out.

"I've been with the girl for six years!"

"Well, then I guess you really do love her huh?" Miyaki said sweetly. "I wish you guys luck anyways."

"Thank you!" Namkishi said.

"You guys just seem kinda young to start a family though, does that mean that you're gonna have kids too?" Miyaki asked.

"Not like, soon, I guess. Although Iruka always said that ninjas usually have kids pretty young, but I don't want any yet," Namkishi explained. "But I'd love to be with Harumi forever, honest. Plus I'd have the prettiest wife in all of Konoha."

"It's true, Harumi really is pretty," Miyaki agreed, and Riku nodded. The girl was tall, lean, fair-skinned and had that gorgeous long jet-black hair and big emerald-green eyes, making her easily the prettiest future wife in Konoha. Namkishi felt lucky.

XXX

As the two boys were walking through the park together later that day, respective siblings' hand in hand, Miyaki pondered, "You know, have you ever thought of who you wanted to be with forever?"

"Yeah," Riku replied simply, his hand ghosting over the other boy's.

"But what about family though…? To be honest, I never thought of it but looking at Nam and Harumi and thinking of them being husband and wife kind of made me think, they're gonna start a family one day. Are we going to too?" Miyaki asked, looking up at the slightly taller boy expectantly.

"I think it's too soon to tell for sure, but I'm certain we will one day. For right now though… I'm still looking after my little brothers and sisters, and trying to be good role models for them so they grow up well," Riku explained.

"That's good, I wanna be a good role model for Kushina too, and for my little cousins," he agreed with a grin. "You know… do you think it's weird my family is like this? Like with the guys having kids and stuff."

"Hm, you know, it's kinda weird but kinda fun at the same time. It makes you all unique. Do you think it would happen to you?" Riku asked with a laugh.

"Getting pregnant? Hopefully no time soon, I don't wanna have any kids now!" Miyaki exclaimed, looking slightly panicked. "That's why Uncle Iruka is always saying to be especially carefuu- ahh!"

The young Uchiha exclaimed as Riku suddenly lifted him up for no reason, and he turned totally red. In the deeper part of the park trail luckily no one was around but their little siblings, who both found Miyaki's embarrassment funny. He however hated it when Riku lifted him up like that; it was just one of those things that kind of made him feel subconsciously like the "woman" because he was so easily hoisted up. At the same time, he kind of liked it, he felt so comfortable in the Hyuuga's arms.

"What are you doing this for?" Miyaki asked.

"For fun," Riku said with a smirk, before twirling around with him.

Miyaki started laughing as well, before he clung tighter to that warm body that was his boyfriend, resting his head on his shoulder. "Mmm-kay," he muttered, his face buried in the cloth of the other's shirt, breathing in the familiar scent of him, mixed with the outside. It was weird, comfortable, but weird. It made him wonder if he could ask… "Riku can I ask you something-"

But he was cut off by the pleading of the two little kids to be swung around now as well, and he whispered a, "We'll talk at your house," before putting him down and lifting the three and four year-old in each arm and spinning them around as well. "…And besides… what is there to worry about being careful, if we never do anything?" he chuckled.

"Don't joke like that!" Miyaki said with a pout and a slight blush of shyness. "We will, just uh…"

"You're just really nervous huh?"

"Its not even that! Have you noticed that despite how old we are, the total lack of privacy we have?" Miyaki pointed out. "I really don't wanna do it at my parent's house, because someone's always there, either Sasuke or Naruto or my Uncle Itachi or Aunt Nami… because Kushina is there! And if I'm supposed to be watching her by myself one day, I certainly can't be having sex in the next room with her there, it's awkward!" he explained in further detail, saying the last part in a hushed tone as Riku had put the kids back on the ground as they continued to walk.

"Hm you're right, because my mom is almost always home, and my brother and sisters are just around. There's nowhere far enough in the Hyuuga complex to where we could be by ourselves, not even my room is safe," Riku said with a sigh, before laughing, "I wonder if our parents had nearly this much trouble trying to sneak around their parents?"

Thinking about the fact that neither of his parents had parents, Miyaki supposed not. "Technically we're adults now, there's no need to sneak and do it exactly, I just kind of don't want them to find out, its embarrassing."

"What if we got our own apartment together?"

Miyaki's smile grew at the idea. "I'd like to, I'd like it a lot. Let's do it! We have enough money and everything, and if we pool it together we can have enough for rent and stuff!" the Uchiha exclaimed, which caused the kids to look up at the ecstatic boy curiously. Miyaki then linked his arm with Riku's and clung to him, causing Riku to walk clumsily for a second as he looked at the grinning young man beside him.

"Then we can start looking as soon as possible," Riku suggested. "I can't wait until we do… It'll be fun."

"Can we visit?" The two kids asked, smiling cutely as they walked side by side.

"Sure, we'll let you guys spend the night and everything!"

XXX

Kisame walked into the living room, holding a plate of sushi in one hand (1), and a glass of water in the other. It wasn't exactly the best snack he could conjure up, but Itachi had been sleeping for awhile and was probably hungry, plus he didn't know when Miyaki would be back to make an actual dinner. Never before did Itachi sleep so much, he must take like two or three naps a day, yet he can hardly sleep through the night. He'd developed odd habits like eating strange things, like coffee and pickles for breakfast, and when Itachi had a craving for something, you had better get it right away. Kisame even made the mistake of saying how he was tired, especially of taking care of Itachi, and got majorly bitched out, him saying things like "You insensitive asshole! As long as I'm putting out you don't have any problem with me, but as soon as I ask for something then you automatically need a fucking break? I'm the one that needs a fucking break, a break from carrying your little parasite around inside me Kisame! But do I get a break? No! I have to do this shit for nine months you bastard, you did this to me!"- and it just continued on. He learned the hard way that it was just a lot easier to let him wear himself out, nod and agree in the appropriate places, argue back and it'll go on for almost twice as long.

He put the small snack on the coffee table before kissing Itachi to try and wake him up. Waking Itachi up while pregnant was, in not so nice terms, akin to waking up a hibernating grizzly bear so you could get your head bitten off (was Sasuke so wrong for comparing his brother to such?) But, Kisame liked playing the good guy when it came to Itachi and figured he needed to eat. He would never do this for anyone else in his life time.

"Kisame…" Itachi groaned, stirring from his sleep-like trance. "Do you have any milk?"

"Milk?" he questioned in surprise. When the hell did Itachi drink milk?

"Yes Kisame, milk. As in the kind that comes from a cow, nothing white that comes from you,"

"That's a shame because you used to like it so much," he said with a grin and a chuckle.

"I just wanted to beat you to the punch of making another disgusting "I've got that right here" joke that would succeed in pissing me off. And remember, I don't need to be able to walk to be able to torture you if you start pissing me off," Itachi reminded him.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. I'll go get the milk, be back in a second,"

When Kisame headed back into the kitchen, Itachi thought aloud, "Hell, if I could've prevented this from happening I would gladly swallow, every time."

To Be Continued...

(1) Cannabalism! Lol I had to say it.

A.N. So yep I decided to do it, because I wanted to bend the laws of physics more and have Itachi have a baby because its cute. And yaoi fangirls will bend reality for things 'kawaii'. :) So if anyone has cute name ideas I'm open to suggestions, boy or girl names whatever you come up with.

Sorry this chapter sucked and was so long coming but my life is getting somewhat busier now that I'm a "grown-up" so I might not be able to update as quickly as before but I'll try to get chapters posted in a timely manner and all from now on, hope you all enjoy and thanks for continuing to read even though I'm a slow updater *bows*.

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