Mar

Searching for Love

Young single man seeks young lovely witch.

Interests: Music, Herbology, and exotic pets from around the world.

Notes: Is obsessed with snakes.

Floo Artie Choak for more details.

Beautiful witch, age 19, seeks charming wizard.

Interests: Boys, flirting, boys, shoes, boys, shopping, and boys.

Notes: Will not date a man with a large nose, hairy moles, a unibrow, uncontrollable amounts of foot odor, or a hairy back.

Floo Pritt T. Girrl for more info.

Young moron seeks idiotic girl.

Interests: None.

Notes: May drool.

Floo Stu Pidd for more information.

Evil snakelike man seeks equally evil witch.

Interests: Horcruxes, curses of any kind (particularly unforgivable), slow, painful murder, Muggle shopping magazines.

Notes: Do not upset, or pay dearly.

Don't bother Flooing, I'll know if you're interested.