Chibi Days Episode 19
CHAPTER 19 WHOOPIE!
Lilith: yes that's great C-chan~!
Starr: OMJ CHAPTER 19 ALREADY?
Err… yeah chapter 19 now~
Starr: -giving epic WTH look- just whoa… whoa.
Haha~ disclaimers~!
Lilith: Ok-ay~! 1Zara-Uchiha1 doesn't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden or any of the Akatsuki members. OR any of the names of movies or anything… But she only owns Carmen Smith, Luna Robinson, Lilith Everwood and Starr Roberts.
Starr: HEY I own myself damn it! Where's my lawyer? JOE WHERE ARE YOU?
Haha… there is a poll for who Carmen will end up with SOOO VOTE PEOPLE VOTE! ON WITH THE SHOW!
Groups / teams:
Red team: Carmen, Luna, Pein and Deidara.
Blue team: Konan, Zetsu and Kisame.
Green: Kakuzu, Hidan and Itachi.
White: Tobi and Sasori.
100 meter sprint:
Red = Pein.
Blue = Kisame.
Green = Hidan.
White = Sasori.
Long jump:
Red = Deidara.
Blue = Konan.
Green = Itachi.
White = Tobi.
Baton run:
too lazy to say lol
"You fucking signed me up for fucking WHAT?" Hidan so nicely yells into my ear as Kakuzu and Itachi is holding him back. Whoa I just love those two for delaying my death. Whoa what lovely people they turned out to be… well I already know that Itachi rocks for everything he has done but… Kakuzu? Whoa your on my good list now buddy.
"Hidan you will be doing this sporting event," Pein says while glaring at the midget idiot… good on him. "If I have to do it then so do you," He says while glaring at him even more before turning to me… glaring… haha Pein is an angry orange.
"Ahh but I wanna see Pein-sama run, I'll cheer you on~!" Luna says while glomping the poor glaring bastard who's glare goes away after a few seconds and is replaced with a normal straight line. Ha-ha Luna rocks at controlling her boyfriend / big orange headed prick.
Aha I have Luna to use against him now… Luna you rock you multicoloured crazy cookie.
"Ahh… I'll try my best," Pein says while looking to Luna before giving me a small glare before taking his tracksuit jacket off leaving him with only… well nothing he only wore a tracksuit jacket on with the trousers for it… and hopefully boxers. Well Its Pein so he's gonna wear them. You better be wearing them you damn orange prick-stick.
Luna now looks as red as Sasori's hair as said redhead yawns while stretching out his arms, as a click is heard he sighs again.
"That Sasori was creepy,"
"It's normal, nothing weird about joints clicking,"
"Whatever you say redhead," I say while grinning to Sasori who gives me this smirk/blank look while turning to Konan and start to chat about what other sports there will be.
I seriously keep forgetting that Sasori is human now. Stupid-stupid me!
"Well I'll go warm up then," Kisame says while standing up and almost hitting the tree branch just centimetres away from his very not-so-blue head. Damn stupid transformation jutsu I am starting to miss his blueness… is blueness is even a word? No idea but I am making it one if it isn't.
I stare at him for a second while he grabs his light blue water bottle and walks off to the 100 meter sprinting place.
Luna needs to stop buying that guy blue stuff.
"Fuuuuuuck I don't wanna fucking do the fucking sprint!" Hidan yells while lying out on the floor between Kakuzu and me. Man he is stupid since he is lying beside me… AND KAKUZU? Did this dude hit his head on a branch or something?
"Too damn bad I didn't want to help out at this year's sports day but hey~ look~ I am~ SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH-HOLE!" I yell at him as I turn away from him.
I hear a WTF as I turn and lie backwards and successfully lay my head on his stomach… pretty good pillow too.
"The fuck are you doing bitch?" Said pillow asks as I roll round to see Lilith eating a sandwich with chocolate spread in it. I give the sandwich a look while Itachi is eating some rice-ball with that seaweed stuff he loves… damn Lilith is good~
"Enjoying yourself, Itachi?"
"Hn," is all I get back from Itachi as he nods happy / happy-ish like. I laugh softly and sit up only to get pulled back down. I look at the meat-head also know as Midget also know an ass-hole ALSO know by name as Hidan.
"What?"
"I'm fucking bored,"
"Do I look like a give a flying smit about you?"
"Fuck no but I'm fucking BORED!" he yells loudly as Kakuzu pins him to the tree near us and I sit up, now free of the midget. Aha gotta love the super money man also known as Kakuzu the… super money whore? I have no idea; don't ask.
"Like I said, I don't give a flying fuck about ya~"
"I'm sure Carmen said- A flying smit you idiot SHE SAID a flying SMIT FIRST! I know but… she said- AHHH you are sooo gullible!" Zetsu argues with himself about what I said and that has set me off in laughter. Ohh that was fun to listen too. But yeah I did say smit first but yeah its fun to watch Zetsu fight with himself… I mean they can't spilt apart FOREVER so no harm, right.
"Would you two quit fighting," Konan says while scowling at Zetsu in which he looks to the floor like Tobi has done many times before… speaking of Tobi where is he?
"Tobi worry Kitty Tobi got yo- AHHHHHHHHHH!" *BANG* *CRASH* *BANG AND CRACK* "Owww Tobi fell out of a tree…" and like that I have burst out laughing with Lilith, Deidara and Kisame. Okay for the people who couldn't watch: Tobi tried to get a cat out of a tree, cat started to claw Tobi to death, Tobi fell out of said tree and landed on his back and I heard a crack which I think might have been his backbone.
"O-O-Okay side hurting… c-c-can't breathe~!" Lilith whines while holding onto her sides as I do the same still laughing.
Man I gotta stop having laughing fits because I'm sure my life has shortened from pain in the sides.
As the pain subsides I see Konan shaking her head and Kakuzu still pinning Hidan to the tree with one day acting like he is doing nothing while Hidan struggles to even breathe… he won't die so… yeah he can do that all he wants.
"Having fun Kazu?" I asks nicely while trying out Kakuzu's new nickname… not bad. He shrugs and grunts as he finally let's Hidan go who slides down the tree and starts breathing like he has never breathed in wonderful air before.
The 'tones' / Telecom come on and Ace's voice comes on.
"The 100 meter sprint will be starting in 5 minutes; all racers please make your way to the track," Ace says as the people who are doing it groan… aha too damn bad fuckers your doing it.
I laugh happily at the people walking towards the track as Kisame, Pein and Sasori walk over to it while they don't mind.
"Oi Midget, get the hell up," I say while kicking said midget's arm. Hidan groans at it and sits up giving me this 'fuck the hell off' look and in which I yawn. He should know his glares / looks do smit.
"Give me 5 more fucking minutes-"
"I'll give you a bloody nose if you don't get up midget," I say as Kakuzu effortlessly pulls Hidan to his feet who only gives Kakuzu the finger… whoa is he THAT lazy that he can't say 'fuck you'? Just whoaaa King Midget. "Good now let's go," I say grabbing his arm and pull him over to the track. Well not pull but more like drag… he… is… making… this… HARD!
"I don't want to fucking this do this bitch!" he yells loudly into my ear as I roll my eyes at him.
"Oh yes my life goal is to make you run 100 meters- stop your damn whining and MOVE!" I yell while pushing him into his spot on the track as Deidara walks over with a grin… just WHAT is he planning? Oh well as long as he doesn't get caught and I don't get blamed then he can do whatever the heck he wants to do.
"On your marks!" Ace yells with a whistle ready in his hands. Uh oh! I quickly run over to him while giving him the thumbs up. He rolls his eyes a little bit while looking to the runners. Damn Ace is cute/hot but hey… okay I have no reason for a 'but' HE IS HOT DAMN IT! I watch as the runners set ready to run as I watch Deidara walk halfway up the track and crouch down, doing something.
I roll my eyes as he lets off some clay spiders onto the track and takes a step back grinning. Oh well I AM NOT paying for anyone's funerals!
"Get set!" Ace once again yells loudly as Hidan and Kisame grin happy, probably imagining winning and getting that gold medal.
"And GO!" Ace yells then quickly blows the red whistle… damn I want that whistle now!
Everyone starts running and Pein and Kisame are in the lead while Hidan, THE NINJA, is loosing at the very back. I shake my head and start running ahead to stay in line with Sasori seeing as he is probably 5th out of 8 people.
I watch as Sasori is doing JUST a jog and then he steps on one of Deidara's spiders and Dei's face is like 'you little fucking puppet GET OFF OF MY ART!' then again I bet 3 cookies that he IS thinking that.
Sasori's eyes travel down to his feet where the smashed spider is and then his head slowly lifts up. And like that I have burst out laughing as Sasori starts sprinting it and Hidan falls down face-first into a whole bunch of little spiders.
My laughter soon turns into giggling as Sasori sprints it pass Pein and Kisame as they both give 'WTF looks' as Sasori runs like he has the devil on his tail.
I watch Deidara as he does his grin and makes the little spiders blow Hidan up which makes a small blast like some fire-crackers were lit and his scream fills the air and like that… I am on the floor laughing my ass off again!
I look to Dei quickly while laughing and see him laughing as well. Oh well the immortal had it coming for being such a prick. Ace is covering his mouth, trying his best not to laugh seeing as he hates Hidan for swearing at him from before… yes… Ace holds HUGE grudges.
I watch as Sasori comes in 1st, looking as calm as ever though he is shaking a little so I'm guessing he is still shocked by the clay spiders from before.
Not everyday your partner tries to kill you.
Pein comes in 2nd with Kisame just a few steps behind him coming in 3rd and some other students come in 4th, 5th and so on. Hidan comes in last while giving Deidara this 'I'll kill you' look.
"Carmen go help the idiot," Ace says while walking pass me, towards the next event which is long jump. Konan, Itachi, Deidara and Tobi are doing the next event… god may help Deidara with Tobi for this one.
I sigh painfully while making my way towards the limping idiot also known as midget also known as Hidan. He eyes me as I walk over to him and forcefully grab his arm.
"What the fuck are you doing bitch!" he yells / asks while pulling his arm away from me. I feel a little hurt at that but glare a little before pulling it back.
"I have been ordered by Ace to help you," I say through gritted teeth while pulling his arm over my shoulder and letting him lean on me. I face forwards to avoid his look and start walking, pulling him along with me.
He grunts while walking / leaning on me while limping as we make our way over to our little picnic grounds.
"D-Don't think this means anything," I warn as I push him down onto the blanket where Kakuzu is playing poker against Pein who has Luna on his lap, trying to learn from them playing.
"Whiny bitch," he growls at me while I roll my eyes and look round our group. We are missing Konan, Itachi, Deidara, Tobi and Lilith.
"SASORI!" a yell is heard and I quickly look to see who it is… it is Starr, hugging Sasori as he is just sitting there with his eyes closed. He sighs as Starr starts laughing while letting go of the poor redhead.
"Well join the party Starr," I say while rolling my eyes. We have Starr and Lilith here! Who else? My brother! Hell no he sucks lollipops damn it!
"I will!" Starr yells while eating a chocolate sandwich while Sasori gets back to his… mediating… that is what I'm calling… what he is strangely doing… right now. "Oh shiny!" Starr sings while playing with Sasori's gold medal… he must be well proud right now. He won a medal… for running away like a scared little girl!
"C-chan! L-chan! Itachi won the long jump!" Lilith yells while running over with the group. Deidara has sliver, Itachi has gold and it looks like Konan has bronze while Tobi… has nothing… and is whining about it.
"Tobi doesn't think that event was fair! Tobi didn't know everyone was meant to jump! Tobi thought Tobi was supposed to make a sandcastle!" Tobi whines loudly… just whoa… he should have known when he saw the other people jumping into the sand!
"Congratulation you winners," I say while punching Dei in the arm which he grins at.
Yes I only said winners to piss off no one / Tobi.
"Thank you," Konan says while sitting down beside Kisame who is on his back, staring at the clouds like it's the funniest thing to do in the world. Whoa just whoa Kisame and I thought you were the coolest fish in the big blue sea.
"What event is next?" Pein asks nicely while looking to me as Itachi takes a seat/the floor beside the 'oh so happy Lilith' who is now eating a chocolate bar… yum.
I think for a moment while I am pulled down onto someone's lap without noticing… what IS the next event anyway?
"I think… I have no idea…" I say while laughing. I seriously have no idea.
"Carmen… what are you doing?" Luna says while looking to me… what AM I doing. I look back quickly and see Deidara with a grin on his face… and like that… my face is redder then a cherry in the sun.
"Hello, un," Deidara hums while tightening his grip around my waist. Damn if it wasn't Dei I would be kicking the guy right now… damn it… soo hot/cute!
"Dei please let go of me," I murmur, trying my best not to shudder at his hotness.
"No, hmm," he says while sounding like a child not wanting to share his favourite toy. I give him a blank look and after 5 minutes of trying to get him off me I give up. Heck he's soft he's a good seat~!
"I'm gonna have to get up for my face and high jump you know,"
"And I'll pull you back down after them, yeah," he responds while tightening his grip round me. It doesn't hurt it just makes me warmer from his warmth.
-FLASH-
"Luna I'm gonna kick your ass if you don't delete that RIGHT NOW!" I yell while looking to the dyed blue haired girl who has a camera in her hands. She 'eeps' before hiding in her 'boyfriend's arms' while he continues playing poker with Kakuzu.
As the day goes on, many events go as well. As we get to the last race, the baton race, Deidara had finally let me go so he can take his place at the starting line of the race and to get his red baton. Sasori sighs while getting the white, Kisame grins as he gets the blue baton and Kakuzu… doesn't give any expression as he takes the green baton.
They are all at the starting line as other people take their place in the race and I take my place at the end section with Ace in the section behind me. There are 4 sections so not every Akatsuki member got to go.
Itachi is beside me at the end and two other high scholars are on the ends.
I yawn and then start to stretch for the race. Ace is gonna be pissed if I lose this so yeah I am getting ready.
"May the best man/woman win," Itachi says while holding out his hand to me. I stare at it for a second before looking to him… no smile at all.
I shrug and shake his hand as a whistle is blown and all the starters start running while Sasori does his 'jog' again while Deidara is running and is just matching Kisame's speed while Kakuzu isn't even trying and is doing a normal jog while being last.
I laugh a little as Kisame and Deidara pass their batons on while Kakuzu seriously isn't trying… HE'S LOOKING AT THE CLOUDS!
"Hurry the fuck up Kakuzu you lazy greedy bastard!" Hidan yells loudly while waving his arms around as Kakuzu rolls his eyes…. I think… at Hidan and goes even slower. "What a fucking lovely partner you fucking are!"
I start laughing at that as Ace gets ready to run seeing as he's next. He nods his head to me as I also get ready to sprint like I have never sprinted before. Heck I broke the school record 3 times now in sprinting.
Though in book smarts… I am one of the lowest in the school.
Itachi yawns as he waits for Hidan to run and then pass the baton on. I grin as I see Ace get the baton first and starts running, looking as hot as he always does.
"Oi get ready Carmen!" Ace yells while running towards me while glaring a little. Damn he really wants that gold medal, seeing as this is the only event he is doing today and it is the last event.
"FINALLY YOU LAZY GREEDY BASTARD!" Hidan yells, clearly angry… damn Kakuzu really took his time… he must have skipped to Hidan… HAHA what a gay image!
I grin a little as I get the baton and stick my tongue out at Itachi as he rolls his eyes at me. Damn Uchiha I WILL WIN! As I start sprinting I see Luna at the end with a camera… damn her!
I glare at her while running even faster. The faster I get there the faster I can delete that Deidara and I picture.
I quickly pass the line and win but most importantly… I tackle Luna who screams as I land on her and grab the camera out of her hands. VISTORY YOU SUCKERS!
I quickly delete the picture after sending it to myself to my laptop. Yay I have Deidara… HUMAN REAL LIFE DEIDARA WHOOPEE! –Cough-cough- On my laptop… damn thing my throat hurts now.
"You suck you know that,"
"Yes Luna… I suck lollipops," I say then burst out laughing at her confused face. Oh that was funny. Just too funny to describe her very confused face.
"Yes we won, yeah!" Deidara yells while picking me up off of Luna who grins and attacks her love with a hug… hey that rhymed!
I grin as I get a gold medal over my head and onto my neck by Ace himself who also has one on but is doing this happy -sort of- smirk then goes off to give the other runners a medal. I grin happily and hug Dei, who is confused at first but then hugs back. I have 3 medals now! High jump, track and now baton race as I call it since I don't know its real name!
As everyone starts getting together I search for my cookies in my bag. I forgot all about them… what… the… fuck!
"YOU FUCKING LITTLE BASTARDS!" I yell while angrily zipping up my bag and turning to the now pale group which is Kisame, Hidan and Tobi. Whoa Dei stayed out of my cookies… he has learnt well.
"Well… it's fucking time to fucking run for our fucking lives!" Hidan yells while quickly running out the school gates with Kisame and Tobi on his tail. Tobi is screaming like he saw the scariest horror movie on the planet.
"Tobi doesn't wanna die Tobi wants to eat chocolate chip cookies before Tobi dies! Kisame ate them all!" and like that Kisame is now chasing Tobi calling him a damn traitor and Tobi is now yelling… more.
"Die you stupid horrible bastards!" I yell running after them. I'm still in my PE kit so yeah I'll run after some morons for fun!
And the score is 10 – 9… DAMN IT THEY ARE 1 BEHIND!
Grrr I must beat them even if I have to PRAY TO JASHIN! Yes people… I have to win.
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