I stood proudly in front of the gate, ready and prepared

1. I don't have a lot of things, so I was fine with a bit of things in my backpack.

2. My two owlets were seated right on my shoulders.

3. My bunny was strapped to my backpack.

4. I was holding Baby Hinata's hands, who was holding Neji-Weji's.

5. My Kunai set was hidden beneath my clothes

6. My cute and fat toad wallet was in my backpack.

I was ready and set to go. I pretended to not notice the 'wtf' and the amused faces of both adults that were practically chaperoning us. Neji-Weji seemed unsure, but prepared to come with us. Baby Hinata was still all shy and practically hiding behind Neji-Weji and my back, but determined to come with us.

The unknown guy smelled familiar, but I couldn't place where.

Once we took a step outside, I could hear hurried footsteps coming towards us. I turned around and frowned. It's Sour Face.

"Uzumaki! Don't bother my daughter and my nephew in your escapades!" He barked at me once he reached. I kicked a lone pebble on the ground, wishing that it was big enough to cause impact on the guy so we can all run away together.

He collected both children, who cried. They were also incredibly ready to set out too. To my surprise, Baby Hinata's face suddenly turned from a sad look to a determined one, and GUESS WHAT SHE DID!

SHE BIT HIM!

Out of reflex, Sour Face dropped her. And of course, being the incredibly gifted girl she was, she landed softly like a baby's bottom before running towards me. Neji-Weji saw her do that and did the same. But this time, Sour Face was ready and instead held the pain in and grip his nephew even tighter.

"NUH UH YOU DON'T!" I exclaimed and was about to do something, but Baby Hinata started using the whip I gifted her. She wrapped the whip around his legs before gesturing for me to pull with her. We both pulled with all our might, making the giant fall down and release the precious cargo.

Neji-Weji perked up and wiggled out of Sour Face's grip before running towards us. Once we all held hands, we ran towards freedom.


"Now, you should do it like this, and watch their faces." I lectured the kids. I told Baby Hinata to cover her forehead so nobody could kidnap her away from me and pretend to not be of the Main branch. She listened with a cute look on her face and covered her forehead with a bandanna Neji-Weji had offered. Riku and Hachi also needed to learn this skills, as it would benefit them in the future.

Meanwhile, I ignored the faces of the grownups and the chaperones as they watch us win at poker each and every match. Neji-Weji occasionally lost, but made it up for a huge win, while Baby Hinata made them give up their coins with just a look of her adorable smushkin face. Moi? Since I had a fucked up luck, I would rake in my cash before anything major happens. Because I happened to have had a huge win before I died, only to realize that I was in a different body. So I would pull on the lottery lever thing, what ever they called it here, and would get wins, and sometimes, huge ones.

Fucked up but the truth.

We had to move soon after. So we traded our coins for cash and head our way out. I was happy with everything.

Then, I just had to blurt out to the unknown guy.

"Who're you again?" I asked bluntly. The guy blinked as he looked up from his book.

"I'm Hatake Kakashi." I looked at him and squinted my eyes, making him flinch a bit. I brought my hands up, making him look at me in confusion, making me sigh.

"S-she want up." Baby Hinata spoke, fiddling with her pointing fingers. Scarecrow looked at me and brought me up into his arms, but almost dropped me. Well, I could understand why he would want to drop me as I would if somebody sniffed me like a maniac.

"What are you doing?" He asked me, ignoring the cackles of a certain woman.

"You smell familiar." I said, taking another deep sniff. Rotten metal, dogs, and leafy smell.

"Oh. It's you!" I exclaimed, clapping my hands together in glee. He looked at me with such confusion, I wanted to coo.

"You're that guy who gave me my dog plushies! But too bad the stupid Sekuhara woman threw them all away." I scowled. I missed all my plushies. He flinched before adjusting me in his arms.

"I'll buy you more." Making me perk up and hug his neck, patting his cheeks and ignoring him stiffen with discomfort. I'll make you want a hug.

"Thanks." I said. It seemed to make him do something as he gathered Baby Hinata into his arms and made Mitarashi-san gather Neji-Weji in hers.

They started running freely, making us babies squeal with how fast it was. Man, it reminded me of my Porsche that I stole and made mine with a switcharoo.

We went sightseeing around here, and the castle was medieval. The whole time, the adults held us kids and I felt fine as I would get tired sooner or after.

Once we seemed to have enough, they started heading out the gate for more places to go.

"Let's go to Suna!" I exclaimed, feeling Scarecrow shift us both before heading to the where I mentioned.

Byeonara, Tanzaku-Gai. We're going to Awimbawe our way out!


2 chapters as it was pretty simple and connecting pieces with the previous chapter.

Yeah, so in this, Naru-naru is 5.