EarthBound: My Version TOTAL REDUX

Chapter Twentyone! Round Six Six of Six! (LOL GETTIT?)

(AN: I want 2 see some POSITIVE COMMENTS! Some people who wish 2 remain anonymus have told me positive things but I wanna c some in the COMMENTS! So, FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS my story is not wierd and the sex is awesome! You're just a little virgin boy with a little FOURINCH COCK! And that's not even how you SPELL Anonimus! SKREW YOU! And my spelling is just fine besides nobody else cares about spelling so why should I. Plus people are graduating illeterate anyhow so f I'm illeterate that means i'm just as good as a colledge student even though I'm 15! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!" Also, thank you Guest (who coomented on my original version of this story) because he or she said they liked it and hated Ried Wright's work on it [FUCK YOU REED YOU MOTHERFUCKING SPAZZER!). I hope you enjoy this versiona dnd I hope Satan gives you plenty of bitches to fuck LOL!)

Ok, so I continued up stairs and readied my bow and arrows, my Corpsetana (LOL), and my IRON DICK! As I walked up the stares HOLY SHIT! The HOTTEST WOMAN I COULD IMAGING was there! She was Tlazolteotl, goddess of the WORLD'S GREATEST SEX! My boner was reaching over 9000 feet because of the sexiness energy coming from her! She had HUGE boobs and a great fucking ass and her body was so slim and slender and she wore nothing at all! :D

I bowed down at her feet (which were painted with blood red nailpolish that was made with the blood of fucking xtains! "O GREAT GODDESS TLAZOLTEOTL! I AM NOT WORTHY TO FUCK AN ALMIGHTY GODDESS LIKE U!"

"Yes you are, angus!" she said hornilly. "You hate xtians and rebublicans and rightwingers almost as much as almighty Satan! You're body is sexier than any I've seen before! You kill xtians and right-wing extremeists so wonderfully, as should be done!"

"LOL yep, I'd love it if all xtains were just dumped into the sea LOL! XDDD"

Suddenly, she began removing my pants, placing her shiny lips to my hard-on. Her lips were painted pink and were shiny, and she enjoyed licking and sucking my massive hard-on! I began thrusting into her sweet wet mouth, feeling her tongue roll around my penis! "MMM, so yummy Ness!"

"LOL I no rite?" I replied hornilly.

"I'd love to make you cum in all my holes!" So she began sucking me harder and deepthroated me! I came hard in her mouth after a while