Dark: I needed a break xP Now, please read this (then review!) one till the very end x)

"…" is speech.

Italics is thoughts.

:: … :: is telepathic speaking.

Key-word: Baby-sitting
Rating: K
Genre: Humour
Pairing(s): None.
Verse: Anime
Warnings: The killer of millions appears.
Summary: Babies have their ups and downs.

ºººººº Parenthood ºººººº

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Oh, there we go again.

A blond head fell face first on the smooth surface of the kitchen table. Man, why me? Why is it always me?! Grudgingly, tiredly, Vash put down the small spoon he had been using and got up very slowly.

God, this was scarier and scarier each time he did it.

But still, he did find the strength in himself to pick up the baby boy.

Said little guy had a mop of blond hair steadily growing and sparkling dark eyes; where he got those, he'll never know. He was healthy looking, his skin a nice light shade of pink and, what everyone in the little town thought was his best quality, it didn't take much to shut him up either.

Whenever his mommy was around, that was another thing though. The perfect little brat behaved. But this wasn't the case.

So, up to the sixty billion double dollar man to teach him some Love and Peace. Holding him comfortably at arm's length, he pretended to let go of him several times only to safely catch him right after. Then, he did the same, but upwards. All the while trying to make funny faces to see the reaction he'd get.

In all honesty, the child was soon enough chortling, tiny arms waving happily. Ah, one less disaster to be remedied.

Meryl will be proud once he told her after she gets back from work!

Millie was also very happy for him; whenever she walked in on him and the young little addition to the house, she winked and said it was doing him some good.

However, his dear brother had still to approve. The first time Knives had laid eyes on the infant, he had offered him his greatest death glare. "By Lord, can you lower yourself even more, Vash?! Honestly."

And other than that time, no interaction between homicidal lunatic brother/baby had been made. With the exception of a loud and clear :: SHUT HIM UP ALREADY OR I'LL SQUISH HIM LIKE THE LITTLE SPIDER HE IS!!!. :: mental shout, but Vash didn't think that one counted.

Oh well.

It was just another innocent way to torture Knivesy-kun.

The Humanoid Typhoon then smirked. Revenge is good, isn't it, my little friend?

Cluelessly, the baby giggled some more.

Yup, he had had weirder temporary jobs other than baby-sitting the new born from the family next door while the parents worked.

But hey, at least it was a job!

Owari

Vocabulary:
-kun: an honorific suffix addressed to someone as a sign of caring.
Owari: The end.

Dark: Another attempt at humour! xDD How did I do? n.n Come on, admit it, you thought the kid was Vash's! xD Next post will be on Thursday night. Title is Killing me Softly. Inciting? xP Ooh, and guess what? I think I've found a good enough plot for my other fic!And a complete one too xDD Finally, hehe.