The Journal of a Perverted Chibi Raven

Summary: One possessive and perverted chibi raven decided to write his daily adventures in a journal about his chosen, sweet, hyper, adorable, innocent, oblivious yet feisty chibi blonde bride.

Warning/s: OOCness, ultra perverted Sasu-chibi. SHOTAness! and lame attempt at humor… -.-

Disclaimer: I hereby declare that Naruto and the casts are not mine and never will be… (-.-) the song Christmas in Our Hearts belongs to Jose Marie Chan and the song Caramelldansen belongs to Caramell :3

"talking"

"thinking"

Flashback

The Christmas Project I, II & III

First Project

Five days before Christmas, and everyone are busy for the Christmas party that our favorite chibi raven thoughtfully plan and organize. And it's not just any other Christmas party; it's a Christmas party for the House of the Children of Mother Mary, a local orphanage at their humble city of Konoha. True to his words, Sasuke has been helping the orphanage for three months now by donating half of his profit from selling homemade cookies and biscuits once a month. And his beloved person is more than happy to help him. That's why today, everyone are busy for the party later.

*flashback*

It's the last week of November, and Sasuke gathers his parents and in-laws, his friends – including Sai, Sakura and Ino, Itachi's friends, uncles and other people that are very close to Naruto such as Tsunade, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Yamato, Kabuto, Shizune and Iruka. All of them are at the living room of the Uchiha mansion.

Sasuke is standing on a stool with Naruto sitting next to him and Itachi is leaning against the wall behind the two, their friends are sitting on the floor. Kushina, Mikoto, Tsunade and Shizune are sitting on the couch while Minato, Fugaku, Madara, Kakashi, Iruka, Yamato, Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Kabuto are either standing behind the couch or leaning against the wall.

Sasuke clears his throat to ease his nervousness; after all, it's not every day that he would ask for a favor from someone – though Naruto will always be an exemption. "The reason why I have gathered all of you here is to ask all of you for a favor" Sasuke starts "You see, for two months now, um… well… I uh…" he trails off shyly, unsure how to tell them.

Naruto, who already knows what Sasuke wants to ask everyone, reaches out to softly tug Sasuke's hand. When Sasuke looks at him, he gives Sasuke a soft smile "No need to be shy, after all, we're doing something very nice. I'm sure they won't mind lending a hand" he says softly.

With the all-out support from his beloved sunshine, Sasuke no longer feels shy and nervous; he smiles back at Naruto before facing everyone in their living room.

What Sasuke announce to them causes all of them to stare at Sasuke with a mixture of surprise and amazement, while Sasuke's parents, in-laws and uncles are practically beaming with pride.

"There's this orphanage here in Konoha that I've been helping for two months now by donating money, I always donate half of my profit from selling cookies and biscuits. I decided to do this at least once a month. Aniki and Naru-chan are also with me on that matter. The orphanage is called the 'House of the Children of Mother Mary'; there are eighty six children that are currently in their care. Well, what I want to ask is, can all of you help us make them happy this coming Christmas season? I want to have a Christmas party with them, at least before Christmas. The three of us can't do it all by ourselves, so I'm asking all of you to help us, please" says Sasuke before giving them a bow.

Naruto stands up "Please help Sasuke! Help us spread the love and share happiness to the orphanage!" he says before bowing as well.

"Sasuke…" Mikoto call softly, Sasuke looks up at his mother with hopeful eyes, and so does Naruto. "Sasuke… you've been donating money on a children's orphanage for two months now?" Mikoto asks softly.

Sasuke nods his head "Yes, mother. Well, anyway, um… I uh… please… I just want them to feel love and special, I want them to eat delicious foods, and I want them to receive presents as well!"

"Sasuke, can you tell us first why you decide to donate to the orphanage?" Minato asks kindly as he looks at Sasuke warmly causing said raven to blush and puff his cheeks wondering if he really should tell his reason. Sasuke looks at Naruto who is looking up at him with eyes full of adoration and pride for him.

Sasuke then straightens up "Because, not all children are lucky; many don't have parents, a place to call home, and foods to eat… I realized this when I was earning money to buy Kurama for Naru-chan. Naruto taught me how to share, so I want to share something to the unfortunate children… because it really hurts to know that there are kids my age who don't have a home, not able to eat nutritious food, can't go to school and… ah, well, you get what I mean. Naru-chan helped me bake and sell, that's why we could earn more money. The priest told me that the money we gave was more than enough to buy foods for all the children for a week. Aniki would often sell his old things to also earn money, that or he would help Naru and I. I want to donate more money but I don't have a high paying job yet, so I just give them what I can give, um… I can't rely on my parents for everything, you see…" says Sasuke, fidgeting shyly.

Naruto keeps on staring at Sasuke with proud eyes and a bright smile.

Their friends' claps as they all stare at Sasuke in an amazed manner; while the adults are smiling proudly at Sasuke.

"Sasuke, there's no need to be shy, what the three of you doing is really good. So don't be shy and be proud" Minato says "As for your request, we're going to participate" he adds with a wide grin.

Sasuke brightens up; Naruto pumps his fist in the air while Itachi could only chuckle.

*end of flashback*

For their Christmas Project, Kushina and Mikoto will cook foods – a grand feast. The kids and preteens will be the ones to buy the gifts and wrap them; they already have the names and age of every child at the House of the Children of Mother Mary, every one of them – including Gaara's siblings Temari and Kankuro who decides to join the project – will each prepare three gifts to their assigned children. Since there are eighty six children and just twenty eight of them, each one of them draws three names with the exemption of Sasuke and Naruto who draw four just to make sure that the eighty six children will be given a gift. Shikamaru's parents along with the others' parents are more than glad for their child/children to participate the project, giving the kids money to buy a gift of their own choosing no matter how pricey it may be.

Fugaku and Madara will be giving new clothes, shoes and other necessities not just for the children but also for the staffs of the orphanage.

For Minato, Kakashi, Iruka, Orochimaru and Jiraiya's part, a full scholarship plan will be given to all the children so all of them can go to school next school year. It is actually a plan that they are discussing with Headmaster Sarutobi and Principal Danzo a week before Sasuke tell them about his plan for a Christmas project at the orphanage. In addition to that, Minato along with Kakashi, Iruka, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Headmaster Sarutobi and Principal Danzo will be donating books and other learning materials. They will also sponsor everything that the children will need for school; from uniforms, shoes, bags and other school related stuffs.

Tsunade decides for a medical mission for everyone at the orphanage; from checkups to free medicines and vitamins, Kabuto and Shizune are with her.

Their Christmas project is something that will surely become a tradition to them, and they could only thank Sasuke for sharing all of them this wonderful tradition. For Sasuke, however, he will always thank Naruto for teaching him how to give and share; he thinks that if not for Naruto teaching him such things, he won't be able to think about the art of giving and sharing, Sasuke also thanks Minato and Kushina for letting an angel to be with him.

*Timeskip*

At the House of the Children of Mother Mary, melodious laughs and giggles fill the whole orphanage as everyone have fun. The adults take pictures and videos of everything, the children are dancing to the song 'Caramelldansen' and the adults' claps and laughs.

A little while later, the children are participating at the parlour games that Kushina and Mikoto prepares, they are also enjoying the prizes they are receiving. Sasuke, Naruto and their friends are participating too but they didn't accept any prizes, saying that all the prizes are for the children of the orphanage and they are just having their fun with the other children. Kurama is also having a blast as the little fox becomes the party's mascot; entertaining everyone with the tricks that his human parents teach him.

The priest, nuns and other stuffs are also laughing, happy to see that all of their angels are having fun. They are also thankful for everyone who showers their orphanage with so much care five days before Christmas, it's the first time they receive such a feast and gifts; they too want to give the children Christmas party every year, but they are low on budget, the donations they always receive are enough to feed the children and buy them clothes from time to time, their savings are also enough for the children to have something to celebrate with during Christmas and New Year. That's why; being able to see the children laughing heartily on this event is truly a blessing for all of them. They have no idea how to thank everyone, especially the three angels who showers their orphanage with so much love; Sasuke, Naruto and Itachi.

"Uchiha-san, Namikaze-san…" the priest starts, gaining the adults – with the exemption of Kushina, Mikoto and the other stuffs – attention, "I will never forget the day that Sasuke-kun along with Itachi-kun arrived on our home. It was I who opened the gate to let them in; Sasuke-kun said that he wished to talk to me, we went to my office along with Mother Sara and Sister Aiko and there, he gave me an envelope filled with money. That really took us all by surprise. Out of curiosity, I asked him 'Why not used the money and buy toys?' then Sasuke-kun answered 'There's no need for me to buy new toys whenever I have money, right? Besides, the children here need it more than I do'. It's as if I was talking to an adult instead of a child" the old priest chuckles softly, he continues his story as he looks at the children. Minato, Fugaku and the others continue to listen.

"Itachi-kun also gave us all the money that he earned when he sold his old clothes and shoes. Naruto-kun with the help of Sasuke-kun and Itachi-kun would drop by here every Sunday with baskets filled with muffins and cookies for all of us here. Itachi-kun said that Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun would make and sell cookies and biscuits to earn the money" the priest looks at Fugaku and Minato "I wonder what kind of parents these three angels have. And now I see, it's like what they say, good tree produces good fruits. Words are not enough to express our gratitude for everything that all of you have given us" says the priest with a smile.

Minato, who is sitting right beside the priest, pats the man's back softly "We're more than glad to help, Father Samuel, as a matter of fact, we should've done this sooner"

They all then continue to watch as the children have their fun. A few games later, Sasuke and co gives their gifts to the children they are in-charge of and the children are more than happy to receive the gifts. After that, Fugaku and Madara distributes the clothes, shoes and other necessities such as blankets, shampoos, soaps, towels, etc. to the children, the priest, nuns and ten stuffs of the orphanage. Kushina and Mikoto gives them sacks of rice, boxes after boxes of canned goods, cup noodles, powdered milks, and other groceries. The two also gives them something to cook for Christmas and New Year such as twenty kilos of pasta and other ingredients to make spaghetti along with money to buy something more to celebrate the holiday season.

Father Samuel accepts everything with a grateful smile, barely controlling his tears while the nuns and stuffs are crying in joy and gratitude.

Tsunade, Shizune and Kabuto just sit and watch with a smile; their part is already done. They already give them medicines and vitamins earlier that day while they are conducting their medical mission. The vitamins are good for three months, and Tsunade tells the priest that she will continue giving them free vitamins and medicines every after three months along with free checkups every after six months.

Minato then distributes the books and other learning materials for the children. After that, Orochimaru hands Father Samuel the scholarship certificate for all the children along with an envelope containing documents that the priest needs to sign so they could process the children's papers as soon as possible so they could enroll for the next school year.

Orochimaru smiles warmly as the children cries, knowing that they can finally go to school.

They all got teary when everyone at the orphanage sings them the song 'Christmas In Our Hearts' in return for everything.

Once everything is over and done, all of them go home with a smile on their faces, hearts filled with warmth, knowing that they give and share love and happiness. Seeing everyone at the orphanage smiling brightly and laughing heartily are enough to make everything they did worth it.

Their Christmas Project… is a major success.

'Journal thingy,

Today we had a Christmas party at the House of the Children of Mother Mary. Everyone had fun! Even Kurama enjoyed the party! Naru-chan and I are glad that everyone at the orphanage didn't get scared at Kurama because he's a fox, all of them like our child! Ha!

I'm also really happy that everything is a success. Everyone from the orphanage sang a song to us before we left.

I'll be going to sleep now, Naru-chan and Kurama are already sleeping.

Till next time.

Sasuke

.. S x N ..

Second Project

Naruto close the book he's reading before placing it back on the bookshelf. He walks out of the room and straight to the kitchen where his mommy is.

"Mommy!" the little blonde calls out.

Kushina turns to her son and smile; she turns off the stove before walking towards Naruto.

"What is it, sweetie?" she asks sweetly.

Naruto blush and fidgets "Mommy… um… can you… do me a favor?" he asks, looking up at Kushina with big blue eyes.

Kushina blush and sighs dreamily at her son's cuteness before smiling "Of course, dear. What is it?"

Naruto bites his lower as he fidgets more and blushes harder. After a few seconds of hesitation, he leans forward and whispers something to his mom. Kushina fights the urge to squeal, instead, she grins widely and says "Of course, I will!" excitedly.

Christmas Eve

At the living room of the Namikaze household, Sasuke smile as Naruto plays with Kurama, the little fox is playing ball with Naruto as the blonde softly kicks the ball in different directions and Kurama would hurry to catch it.

Iruka, who is celebrating with them, walks to the living room to get the three of them "Naruto-kun, Sasuke-kun, Kurama-kun, Kushina-san and the others are waiting for us at the dining room" he says with a smile before picking up the fox who wags its tail eagerly.

Naruto grins and grabs Sasuke's hand as they walk out of the living room, Sasuke is so busy thinking whether Naruto would like his gift or not, that he didn't see the mischievous grin on his sunshine's face.

Sasuke blinks and looks at Naruto questioningly when they stops by the doorway of the dining room then looks at everyone inside the dining room with a raise brow, wondering why all of them are looking at him and his angel with barely concealed grins and smirks.

"What?" he asks rather irritably causing the adults and Itachi to snicker; Sasuke's eyebrow twitches in annoyance.

"Sasuke…" Naruto calls, when Sasuke looks at him, he grins and points at something above them.

Curiously, Sasuke looks up to see a weird thing hanging right above them. He's about to ask what on planet earth is that when chubby tan hands grab a hold of his face and a pair of lips press against his.

Sasuke stares in shock at Naruto whose eyes are close, soft blush on whiskered cheeks. Sasuke blush before closing his eyes, relaxing his frame as he shyly juts out his lips to return the kiss. After a minute, the little lovebirds pull away with red faces.

"Um… that's mistletoe… I read in a book that it's actually a Christmas tradition. Couples should kiss when they are under mistletoe. I don't know what a couple means but mommy says we're a couple…" Naruto says shyly.

Sasuke could only rub the back of his head shyly; he's clearly not expecting that.

Naruto looks up at Sasuke innocently "Do you like it?" he asks.

Sasuke blush harder (he would later scold himself for acting cute instead of acting macho) and nods "Yes, I love it" he answers.

Jiraiya whistles, Kushina, Mikoto , Karin and Shizune are giggling, Minato, Tsunade and Yamato are laughing as Nagato and Iruka smiles while Itachi and Fugaku are smirking.

Iruka then realizes that his lover and Madara are not with them "Eh? Where's Kakashi and Madara-san?" he voices out. Everyone blinks, "They're here just a while ago" Mikoto says.

Itachi looks at his mother "They said that they're just going to buy something" he says in his usual monotone. Everyone just shrugs before taking their seats. Itachi turns to face the window before biting his lower lip to stop from laughing.

As Sasuke and Naruto takes their seat with Kurama settling himself behind Naruto's chair, the two chibi notices Itachi's shoulders slightly shaking; they look at each other confusedly, unsure what's happening to Itachi.

Meanwhile…

At the garden of the Uchiha mansion, two big snowmen with human heads are looking up at the night sky with a bored expression.

"Madara-san…" Kakashi the snowman starts "How long do you think Itachi will let us in this condition until he's… somewhat satisfied?"

Madara the snowman stares at Kakashi blankly before finding the balcony interesting "I don't know"

"He won't let us freeze to death here, right?"

Silence…

"I don't know"

The reason why Madara and Kakashi are currently in the situation that they are in…

… well…

THAT is another story to tell.

.. S x N ..

Third Project

The next morning, as everyone greets the day with a smile, the kids – Sasuke, Naruto and Karin – hurries down to the living room to open their presents with Itachi and Nagato calmly walking behind. Naruto and Karin squeals in delight when they see presents for them that are clearly not from the adults that are with them.

Itachi and Sasuke raise a brow when they look at the name of the sender of the three additional gifts that they receive "From Santa Claus… from Frosty the Snowman I… and Frosty the Snowman II…?" they thinks. They look at Naruto's three gifts to see the same.

"There are two 'Frosty the Snowman'? And they gave us gifts?" Naruto asks in confusion as the adults' present look at each other with the same reaction.

Nagato and Karin also receive two additional gifts, from Santa and… a combination gifts from Frosty the Snowman I & II.

Naruto reads Santa's message "For being a kind, sweet and loving boy, Merry Christmas"

"For being a nice and generous boy, Merry Christmas" Sasuke reads.

Itachi silently reads his own "For being a loving and protective big brother to your two little brothers, Merry Christmas" Itachi could only shakes his head in amusement, he knows who their 'Santa and Frosty the Snowman I & II' are, but he won't tell anyone.

At their respective rooms, Madara and Kakashi sneeze before shivering again. They are sick, have a cold and headaches, they feel like dying. They are currently wearing heavy clothing and covering themselves with thick blankets.

Itachi… Itachi almost forgets that they are still outside. Itachi fetch them up around two thirty in the midnight; and to think that Itachi is just getting started.

Damn.

Their nephew is scary.

At least… they still did something nice.

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RS: oh yeah! done with chapter 21! Lols! I know that it's a very late Christmas special… and I'm really sorry about that. I hope that all of you likes it though… reviews? :3