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Jewel at hummingbird speed , trilling her happy songs and darting about the black marble and ivory tone tiled bathroom , bandage still in its wrappings traveling along when it was flown to Roman with a contented , watchful squeak .

' Thanks , Threej . ' her inked other long haired human said and the eighth note turned from robin's egg blue to electric sunset orange to bright flamingo pink .

Relief after so many weeks of reclining lazily and itching to hit the weight room , that the bruise's nasty dirt brown and slime green colors had faded into a more tolerable flesh hue .

' I appreciate you staying with me while I 'm in healing rehab . ' Roman said and the music note trilled with delight . ' You AND Roos , of course . '

Three Joe humphed a frustrated small squeak , knowing full well her other long haired human was preferred over her , mainly the rounded ' stuck out butt ' as her inked human jokingly , lovingly called it , with lust and grinning admiration .

' Jealous girl . ' Roman chuckled , tossing a washcloth over the note to cloak her and snickered more at her chirpy scolding .

Extensive embroidery on the black vest was secondary eye candy to the man wearing it , simple white shirt and black slacks included , Roos ' take on casual formal attire .

' You're out of bed ! ' Wide clear eyes grew bigger and paler in color , showing the bewilderment in them .

Roman grinned past the dress pants to the sight of the bunny slippers , white and fuzz - fluffy , like duck down and with gold threaded whiskers .

' Yeah , I got tired of the plastic pan urinal , my man . ' he teased , beaming while struggling one leg at a time out of sagging pajama bottoms into brand new torn at the knee light grey fading to white jeans .

' I made brunch . ' Roos stated , checking the hidden inner pockets of his vest for leftover emergency candy . ' Your house is a castle , Skull Face . '

' ' It can probably fit in Cena's mega mansion with plenty of room to spare but I like it . ' Roman thought about how empty his home was , more of a house than a real home , the two guest bedrooms rarely used , all the other rooms decorated in a man cave style when he'd rather have the place containing a family , him smiling as a proud and happy parent and husband while laughter and toys filled each space .

Maybe not yet but one day soon .

He quit frowning after contemplation , smiled at his oddball boyfriend , content with life now that included a candy sucking eccentric lover and an eighth note envious in his hair .

It wasn't him and his boys grinning and laughing loudly squashed as a hyper drunk trio in the photo booth , each man holding a title and big smile and middle fingers up at the camera .

That was then ...

Roman shrugged , shook aside most of the memory ( and Three Joe from his damp locks ) before strolling back to the master bedroom , HIS room , bedding recently decorated with confetti and streamers these last several pleasurable nights , and stood in front of the huge tray covered with plates and dishes of chicken apple sausage , turkey bacon , egg whites , lots of fresh fruit and big glasses of vegetable - fruit juice blends , water and green tea .

' Healthy meal makes for a healthy Teapot man ! ' Rose said with delight while Three Joe swung from his bangs , happily chirping .

' Great cook . ' Roman replied , beaming and examining a chunk of pear . ' When do I kiss you ? '

Adam's brow furrowed . ' A smoochie ? '

' Dozens . Hundreds . All day and night . '

Three Joe trilled , scolding and fussing .

' Leave the room , Threej . ' Roman warned , pushing the food away when Roos crawled across the mattress into his lap .

The eighth note fussed .

' Out , Threej ! ' Her inked human objected in return .

Three Joe remained unmoving and stubborn , sitting on the lampshade , tiny fuming voyeur .

' Avert your innocent eyes . ' Roos waved one hand , motioning towards the door and the note darted down and squirmed beneath it .

' Thanks , she shouldn't be in here spying on our love and I can't get her to obey me most of the time . ' Roman commented , scooting into a propped against pillows sitting position , smiled and continued the festival of kisses .

Rose's face vanished briefly , an erotic delightful surprise , startling and damp when he licked under the ombre tee , from the black closer to his lover's neck and shoulders to fading grey at chest level to cream white at the stomach .

Roman winced , grinned and felt ticklish at the beard's scruffy texture and stubbly bits growing in , sprouting on each side of the long jawline , jaw and teeth born to crush and pulverize bones , raised more as a sweetheart of a human , big soft fish lipped mouth a wonderful and arousing joy , attractive , tender and delicious .

Roos beamed widely and wildly , eyes huge and curving hips straddling into his Skull Face's big lap .

' Close your eyes . Don't look , no spying ! '

' Kink master , niiiiiice . ' Roman answered with an amused grin , eyes squinted shut so he could cheat - peek at his boyfriend's backside stuck up and turned away from him , the confused South African searching the floor for what only he knew .

' Not looking ? '

' Er , no . ' Roman lied , still squinting but trying to seem innocent .

' Ta da ! ' Rose beamed , bouncing over the mattress .

' Or maybe ta -ta . ' Roman said very softly , almost unheard , the wishful thinking . His eyebrows shook upon seeing the treat baskets , sports themed no less .

' It's a football ! ' Rose pointed to the soccer ball candy bucket . ' My own . ' he handed the brown object to Roman and crinkled his nose , the typical perplexed expression . ' Yours , the big chocolate Easter egg . Or for rugby . '

' Hon , THIS is a football . ' Roman corrected . ' Yours is a soccer ball . '

' Americans play soccer ? ! ' Roos asked , nose still crinkled which Roman considered adorably hilarious .

' That 's right , you're from - ' Roman bit his tongue . ' Not around here . ' he finished , catching the near mistake .

' Not from the States . '

' No , but living here , hopefully happy too . '

' Yes , happy . Very happy . '

' Good . That's good to hear . '

' I have his treat bucket also ! ' Rose hopped again from the mattress , draped to the floor and popped up grinning , carrying a popular style womens purse , the kind that was shaped like a corset top , white latex with real black and hot pink lace trim .

' Cool , man . He'll like that . '

' I wanted to buy for the runaway Skull Face but he isn't here . ' Adam said frowning then shaking his hair and searching through it to locate his hidden stash bag of candy , retrieved a diamond shaped lollipop ring and placed it near his gum- line .

' He'll be with the three of us again next year , it's cool , it's okay . ' Roman shrugged and tousled his lover's hair , made another fast wish .

' Belated birthday ! ' Rose said suddenly , removing his body from Roman's lap .

' What now , hon ? '

' It's BELATED . ' Roos explained , speaking slowly with a candy mouth and sugar tongue . ' My little Lemondrop's birthday . I have to celebrate it , take the gifts to him . '

' Oh , one from the original road crew . ' Roman nodded . ' I didn't think that skyscraper height pile of presents was all mine . '

Three Joe chirped from the hallway .

' Or yours either , little girl . ' Roman called out . ' Get back in here , we ' re done now unfortunately . '

' For now , not later . ' Roos stated playfully , holding his hair and grinning . ' Patience for the desirable . '

Roman chuckled his agreement and the eighth note twirled happily around his earlobes .

' I'll go with you . Can't be mean to anybody that has great taste enough to like you , smart and cool enough to be your friend . '

The original ' old ' gang didn't differ alot from the latest group , loud and crazily costumed , silly hats , lots of glitter and rainbow colors , men dressed as food and as Dean would've called the dozen scantily clad women , ' a serious collection of vaginas ' .

Romes didn't mind the admiration up to a certain level of touchy feely , excused himself from the crowd when fondling became uncomfortable though sweat producing and interesting groping , kept watch on his lover and his man's former fruit friend .

He felt a pang and some guilt for ' Smiley ' , the guy was obviously crushing hard in the adoring swooning fan worship way and he had been replaced early on by an actual hare brained idea .

Roman had no hatred or dislike towards the man , not one that had unknowingly brought out the Leo in Rose , furious fierce protector and defender of his yellow buddy .

He 'd converse and explain things to the bald man when he got the chance , for now he listened to the wall shaking music , babysat Three Joe and stood quietly , wallflower during the entertaining chaos that went along with growing another year older .

' Another beer ? ' Roman asked while the starlight brightened his face and they sat on top of the bus , a peaceful escape from the ongoing festivities . ' I'm not into this dragon - fruit raspberry papaya stuff . I prefer plain old gets me splayed and laid alcohol . '

' It tastes okay . ' ' Smiley ' Katz answered . ' I'm more of a health food eater than a hard drinker . '

' The gift basket from the GNC wasn't my idea , all his . He has a kind heart for the ones who deserve it . '

' I never considered being replaced . ' Smiley said , frown lines prominent from concerned contemplation .

' That dopey rabbit is a different guy each time - . ' Roman began .

' I'd regret bringing him to this company , this business , this lifestyle , if he wasn't happy with it . Terrible , lonely and longing as I feel , I've learned to accept that he chose you . You who has it all and me , stuck in friendship zone , craving , boring and bald while the beauty gets the perfect man . I found him , me and the gang rescued and cared for him and once he came here and saw you , I was suddenly invisible , non - existent . '

' ' I'm incredibly thankful , grateful you saved his life , found him . That makes you my brother and a real hero . But Leok isn't perfect . He chases in his sleep ... ' Roman snickered , mouth turned up in amused thought . ' Brings cold feet to bed . '

He paused and faltered , blushed and fumbled his speech . He'd screwed up , spoke without thinking and Katz was staring at him , jaw lowered .

' Who's Leok ? '

' Nobod ... I don't ... I , um ... '

' I knew him before you did and he made his choice . ' Katz sighed , dejected and rejected .

' Actually , I - ' Roman grimaced . ' Forget it , just me rambling nonsense . '

' I'll always be a little angry and ALOT jealous of you but since you aren't an enemy of his , you're not one for me either . '

' Hey , I feel the same with you . Batista is the threat and maybe competition , the one we should watch for . And Roos I know loves you , not how you want , sure but DOES care about and like you . You're his bud from back in the day and he was glad to celebrate your birthday and mainly be with you . The gang changes members nearly every time yet you're still one of his favorites . '

' I am blessed with my career , helping scout talent and doing photography . I owe this great part of my life to him . '

They climbed down the ladder from the bus roof cautiously and was tackle - hugged once their feet touched terra firma by an excited wild maned party leader .

Roos crowned his birthday buddy with a paper hat shaped like a big cake with candles along with a sparkling frizzy neon feather boa and kooky sunglasses .

' Happy birthday ! Enjoy it and have fun , yes please do ! '

The former Lemon smiled widely .

' Thank you . '

' Uhn ! '

Sweat drenched body , muscles tightened , breathing in gasps , heavy weight on his chest .

' UHN ! ' Riley grunted and snarled , ball cap on sideways and determined glint sparking a fire in his eyes .

Phenix reborn from the flames .

' UHNNNN ! ' Another lift , extra seventy pounds added , breaking his old record but not his spirit or bones .

He'd always be the cariad , never the ' bride ' nor would Mason be his hot bod bad ass massive giant of a husband , not when the year was drawing to a close and they'd yet to be wed .

He felt hopeless and miserable , incomplete with his fiance back home working the Welsh indies , traveling the UK and leaving Alex alone to lie awake in a one man missing in it bed , Sport whining his equal loneliness at the foot of it .

' Clone , take a rest before you tear out a muscle . '

Alex glared at his mentor then gave in to the pleading gaze , left the bench , wiped down the used equipment with antibacterial cloths and uncapped the bottled water

. Less frustration now when thinking about how much Miz did care about him .

' Clone ? '

' Or twin , your choice . '

' Aren't YOU the one in charge ? ' Riley scoffed and winked . ' That's what I was used to when we were a team . ' he said cheerfully .

' You're my look-a-like other brother . '

' Other ? '

' Johnny is my bro too . '

Riley chuckled . ' Hus - bro . ' he quipped , producing a grin from Mike .

' Ah , if only ... '

' You're correct about us being alike . Years fly past and we're STILL waiting for our men . '

' Yeah , I've considered climbing into the bedroom window . ' Miz joked . ' Seriously however , no matter how long it takes me , if I have to build a time machine or even purchase this planet , I'll get you two married . '

' With each other , me and my big man . ' Alex kept laughing . ' Because , no offense , but Morrison doesn't get me erect and dripping . '

Mike beamed and patted his friend 's back .

' I wasn't planning to share him with anybody anyway . '

Jay's phone told him over and over that he thought he knew it before the call was answered .

' Hey , man . ' Christian yawned .

' My client no neck Lesnar isn't worth the millions he gets paid while the REAL talent gets treated badly . '

' Nice to hear from you , syrup sweetie . Any baby yet ? '

' No , Beth's got hours to go . ' Edge's voice replied back , both amused and worried .

' HOURS ? ! ' Christian stared at his bloated stomach . ' That means ... '

' You should've rode with us , like I asked . '

' And begged , pleaded and argued . ' Christian pointed out .

' Safer and better for you in a hospital than at home , by yourself . '

' I'd rather be here than looked at as a freak exhibit by doctors , an actual pregnant MAN , not a woman that had a sex change . '

' I'm not going to stop worrying about you . I 've called some of the guys to stay with you and - '

' Copes , I'm okay . '

' Yeah but your due date ... '

' I've time . I'm OKAY , Blondie Boy , I promise . '

' You keep that promise , my favorite ' wife ' . ' Edge said kindly , too far away for his man's comfort .

' I will , I will . ' Christian answered .

He didn't mention the fear he had or the pain .

Or the contractions he was experiencing .

Relaxing and reclining as best he could on the sofa , his pillows and blankets along with ones stolen from the guest rooms piled up with the decorative small pillows in the living room , legs stretched and feet up , sipping decaf while his belly churned and did interpretive dance .

' Calm down , little baby . It's decaf and it's the good stuff both of your daddies grew up on . It's Tim Hor... oh , oh HELL , that hurts ! ' Christian winced , clutching his stomach and the coffee stained a drink mud puddle over the throw rug .

He grimaced and yelped , bleated and groaned , suffering , in agony , being ripped apart from the inside , put through the shredder .

' I should have went with Copes and big sis after all . ' Christian said as his face poured sweat , hands shaking and he screamed for help , felt as though he was wasting his breath .

' Tricks and treats , little one ? Can't want for your other daddy to be here ? '

The front door was trembling . Wonderful , exactly what he needed , somebody breaking in while he was helpless and in labor .

An absurd sight , the solemn face and shaved head barely crowned with the big plastic black mouse ears hat .

Jay smiled weakly at the dark brown eyes , stress wrinkles in their corners .

' Hey , Storm . '

' I'm glad I chose this week to travel to Orlando then Daytona to visit Emma first , then Tyler . '

' This isn't Florida . ' Christian whispered from exhaustion . The floor was drenched with blood , coffee and cupfuls of clear liquid .

' Damn , I didn't know men could have their water break ! ' Lance said , beginning to panic , reaching for his mobile with slippery fingers .

' They can . ' The intimidating tone of voice touched their hearing while the lights in the room flickered . ' When supernatural powers are involved . ' Kane concluded .

' Hi . ' Lance muttered , suddenly frustrated and shy . ' I've been road tripping through the southern United States . '

' And Edge - wardo called me to watch out for his wife - sband . ' Kane commented with a nod , unzipping the large carry case filled with medical supplies . ' Nice that you're here . '

' Yes , the same . ' Lance grunted , blush spreading from neck to face . ' So I'll boil some water ? ... '

' Just plain water will be okay . I can heat it with my hands . ' Kane replied , no longer bothered enough to hide his powers from humans .

Lance's eyebrows rose high , nearing his shaved skull . ' Long story , huh ? '

' Damn novel . ' Kane tossed sterilized rubber gloves at Storm . ' Help me out here , bookworm . '

' Oh ! Yeah , sorry . Where do I ? ... '

' Talk to Jay , hold his hands , wash the sweat away as much as you can . That'll do a world of good , in fact . '

Christian whimpered , aching with the pain and sensation of having all his teeth , toenails and fingernails torn out , SLOWLY , with some boot stomped crushed ribs to go with it .

Lance sang gently , a childhood lullaby and Kane glanced sharply , curiously , intrigued away from the seahorse type pouch slit briefly , smiling fondly , enthralled and amused .

' Vince hates my face . ' Christian said , dizzy and delirious from pain .

' Well , fuck him , nobody else thinks you're ugly , kid . ' Kane wiped off blood and sighed .

' I don't WANT to fuck him . ' Jay joked weakly , tired yet grinning anyway .

' His daughter doesn't either . ' Lance quipped , overjoyed when Jay's smile increased . ' Or his son , his wife , so forth and so on . '

' Ooooooohhhhh , don't make me crack up ! My belly aches plenty already , I don't need to have fits of uncontrollable laughter . '

' This small one wants to see this world before the sibling does , it seems . ' Kane beamed , measured the slit .

' How can you tell ? ' Lance asked , eyes widening .

' Less pathway to travel down . ' Kane quipped and Christian laughed faintly .

Lance joined their smiles , the hand in his suddenly clamping in a python squeeze .

' Got her bouncing hyper from the caffeine . ' Kane teased merrily when the pouch opened to its fullest and his hands held the small body carefully .

' It was DECAF . ' Christian chided . ' From Tim Hort ... a GIRL ? ! My own little princess ? ! '

' Golden haired and gorgeous . ' Kane replied . He glanced at his ex . ' Not your Tyler student , no offense . '

' I'm not offended . ' Lance answered , automatically in love with the warm pink wailing new life .

' I make jokes when I'm terrified . NOW I can stop . '

' YOU get scared ? ! '

' Let's place Father and his little lady where they can be the most comfortable , then we'll talk . '

' Yes , of course . '

Lance watched the sky lighten as the sun rose , sipping coffee thoughtfully . It WAS decaf and it was delicious .

Even in combat boots , the familiar footsteps were soft .

' Okay ? '

' They're both fine . The nails on a chalkboard squealing you'll hear is Edge happy enough to pop . '

' Ah . ' Lance said and smiled .

' Your true love with his loves of his life . '

Lance stared straight at his ex , heating the mug of cocoa simply by placing his huge palms around it .

' I still love him . '

' Loyalty . '

' And you . '

' That's in doubt . '

' I treated you cruelly and signed the divorce papers only thinking of myself . ' Lance began loading the dishwasher , his body immediately pleased when he felt his ex nearby .

' And I wasn't honest from the first , hiding who I am , what I and my brother are from you , scared of rejection . '

' You're not completely human . '

' My mother was . But my father ... is the Devil . '

' Satan . ' Lance searched the pantry . ' From you , those words are believable . '

' Cope 's a great man . Nothing bad about you loving him and hating me . '

' I never hated you . My stupidity made me think I did . '

' You're far too intelligent to be stupid . ' Kane mixed more baby formula while Lance cooked the adults meal . ' We bookworms do okay together . '

' We did . We DO . I was happy being your husband and I want that again . '

' You won't enjoy it . ' Kane towered over his ex , held him around the hips , kissed him with a hot chocolate mouth . ' I swear . '

Lance kept warm in those arms . He beamed and looked up , craning his neck .

' Liar . '

Eighty five degrees and wind blowing lightly enough to make jogging tolerable .

Removed the leather jacket , stripped off the sleeveless hoodie down to the tank beneath , moth hole jeans , roughed up sneakers and socks in need of soapy water .

He paused to watch a scorpion skitter by , pulled the bottled water from his belt loop .

Stopped , sloshed the liquid and examined it , laughed loudly .

Strolled towards the tallest cactus and kicked sand at the base .

' Flesh eating acid ? ' Dean asked . ' ALMOST fucking impressive . I did that trick before junior high . '

' Hydrofluoric . ' Bray appeared , stepping out from cacti shadows .

Dean yawned intentionally . ' First grade . '

Bray charged at him and he ran the same , hard skulls colliding , bashing .

The handcuffs locked on one wrist quickly was a surprising treat he relished .

' Next you'll be buying me dinner and holding the door ? '

Bray snarled as they tussled , his wide form slung into cactus spines . He dragged Dean face down through the grit while they battled .

' Comedian . ' he hissed .

' Eh , more action - horror - porn . No musicals for me without a kick line . ' Dean spat , thick boot hitting Bray 's chin under the greasy beard and he grinned when he saw the tooth dislodge .

' Disobedient bitch ! I do for my Bo and when he cries for his toys , I place them at his feet . '

' Incest doesn't shock me . The only ones who want to fuck you are each other , of course . '

' Raised with whores , one who brings pain and craves love , no threat to me . '

' And besides your ass stink , you're not dangerous either . Attempted suicide because you couldn't handle being called Husky Harris , hitting on Michelle and when she turned you down , you not only tried killing yourself by drowning in the swamp but you think you're some kind of replacement Taker , to get McCool to look your way . '

' Unwanted child , the pain you cause those you've destroyed is heavenly to you . I drowned , I died ... and my beautiful Bo brought me back . '

' BEAUTIFUL ? Fucking shit , you DRANK some of that acid , hmm ? '

The two big bodies collapsed for a moment near the highway , both purple painted from blood loss , grinning through the pain .

' Either my Bo ... or you . ' Bray claimed , closer to the other scratched face .

His dirty beard was lice ridden and a filthy fetish . Dean removed the nasty hat and wore it on his own sweaty hair while they lay on their sides , handcuffed to each other , kissing madly in the sand .

Dean sucked the taped thumb under his tongue , smiled at the sound of Bray moaning , sucked the thumb and tasted no skin on it , only bone .

' Let's fuck on the road , right in the center line . ' he said gleefully , standing and dragging Bray upright . ' And decide which one of us is Twisty and which one plays as Dandy . '

The hands were as slimy as the beard , dark evil eyes glittering as the vile fingers enclosed his backside , bringing him up out of his denim .

He remembered his men , Seth achingly first , then less raunchy but getting there Romes and kept his tongue knotted with Wyatt's hot one .

Smirk grinned the way his traitor sell out ex lover did before holding up both hands .

Wrist free from bondage .

And waved , stepping out of the way as the massive truck sent Bray flying out of view , bloody body tangled into the front grill .

Dean stumbled , weaved , staggered and laughed , lay down in the middle of the road .

' Adios , Lotso . I always liked the peas in a pod more than you . '