Sci-Phy
Author's notes:
Starlll: (Sitting at his desk in school.) (Thinking) Come on... come on... (Staring at the wall with anticipation) just a little more... (Clock turns to 2:05 (The time he gets out of school)) Yes! (Moment of silence) (The last bell doesn't ring.) OH FOR THE LOVE OF-
Last Bell: BRRIING!!
Starlll: Yes!! (Humming) Dashing through the snow, faster than a 10 horse-power open car, dashing all the way. The last bell just rung, making spirits bright... Pokeballs... Pokeballs... (Gets inside his house) I'M HO-O-O-OME!! (Runs upstairs to his room) It's Author's week!
(Pearson, Silicon, and all of Starlll's other O.C.'s fade in.)
Silicon: What?
Starlll: It's a week fully dedicated to writing writing writing! It's when I make up for all the late updates and stuff!
Silicon: Oh...
Starlll: I had one right about when this story started, actually. Ah, those were the days...
Silicon: Yup.
Starlll: Yup.
Silicon: Yup...
Starlll: Yup...
Silicon: Yup... …
Starlll: Yup... … …
Silicon: Yu-
Starlll: Wait! This is AUTHOR'S WEEK!! We can't waste one second on idol chit chat!
Silicon: You're right!
Starlll: (Running by, carrying chips) I got food!
Silicon: (Running by, carrying water) I got drink!
Starlll: (Running by, carrying the computer.) I got George!
Silicon: (Running by, carrying comic books) I got Calvin and Hobbes!
/
\
Sci-Phy
/
Chapter 21
\
The Last Part of the End
/
Phy vs. Wario
\
Phy ran at Wario, who pulled out his motorcycle and began to ride. But instead of hitting him head on like he would have a few weeks ago, Phy sidestepped, and hit him in the back.
Wario17 fell back to the ground, then jumped up to hit Phy. Phy sidestepped in midair, and threw another PK fire at him. The small spark of stray PK missed, though, and Wario hit Phy down into the ground hard with his two meaty hands.
Phy jumped, double jumped, then used PK thunder to propel himself further to Wario17, but still missed. Wario used Phy's offset moment to grab him entirely in his mouth, save for two legs dangleing out. Wario pressed down on his jaws. He wasn't letting Phy get out until he was face down in the floor.
Phy got the same idea, and used one of his free legs to kick Wario in the gut, getting let out of instantly. Phy looked at the top of his head, to see a poisonous flower.
"Well that can't be right." He muttered, pulling out the flower.
Phy used PK flash to keep Wario away while he caught his breath.
Wario got onto his bike and started to ride, but jumped off. The bike kept going, while Wario jumped on Phy's other side.
One side, Phy had a charging motorcycle.
On the other, he had Wario17.
Phy jumped over the motorcycle, and then hovered over the ground with his second jump, using PK thunder to hit Wario away.
Wario got back on his bike are you reading this and drove over Phy, who wasn't quick enough to get away enough this time.
Phy just then realized how tough this fight was.
"Why haven't you used any of your cheats yet?!" Phy yelled.
"Savin' 'em up." Wario responded, hitting Phy with his head.
But Phy was ready for the head butt, and grabbed his enemy's skull, thrusting it on the ground. He then hit Wario with his yo-yo, and used PK fire to keep him in place while he beat him across the stomach.
Wario recovered from the blows, and bit down on Phy again, this time getting both legs as well.
"Gerrof of me!!" Phy yelled from inside Wario's mouth.
When he worked his way out of the giant mouth, he kicked Wario, then hit him on the head with a bat.
"Wow... this game is violent."
The fight raged on, when eventually, Phy asked:
"Let me ask you something." He knew he had slim chance of keeping Wario away for long, but he had to take the chance.
"Uh... okay..."
"Why do you hack people? I mean, why not just play fairly?"
Wario laughed and hit Phy again.
"'Cuz the game is more fun my way!"
/
Meanwhile, with Mike:
\
Mike/Phy was on the computer, and it was 1:00 in the morning. His younger brother woke up early because he thought it was Christmas, so he decided to help. Mike's younger brother, Clarke, had skimped on his present that year.
Clarke watched the fight, amazed, while he patted down Mike's forehead with a wet towel.
/
Back with Phy:
\
Phy grabbed Wario17 and pinned him down again, only for the man to get out again.
Wario pulled out his motorcycle, and Phy jumped up and kicked Wario, forcing him out of the vehicle. Wario grabbed Phy's leg, and threw him across the stage.
How Phy recovered is a question I'm not sure I could answer.
Phy used PK thunder to nail Wario, and he slowly landed back on the stage.
The damage count was 60% to 132%, in Phy's favor.
"It looks like I have the drop on you." Phy said, happily.
"Looks like it." Wario muttered. "You gonna ban me or what?" He asked.
Phy didn't answer. He thought of the anger and hate he felt towards Wario. He thought of what he was put through, to take him down. He thought of the endless training he went through to get this far.
But...
Phy thought of the friends he made chasing him. He thought of the thrills he went through to track him down. And he thought of the incredible fun he had.
"Go." Phy said. "I'm giving you a chance."
"Ex-excuse me?!" Wario yelled.
"I'm giving you another chance. Don't log in for a few weeks. Let this case cool down. I'm giving you a second chance. Go."
Wario hesitated. Thought "What do I have to lose?", And jumped off the edge.
A "Ban this player?" Image popped up in front of Phy. Slowly, he pressed 'No'.
/
"So, did you ban him?" Haninator asked Phy, excited.
"Yes." Phy lied. "You're a great player. I was thinking... how about we be partners in this sort of thing?" Phy asked.
Haninator thought about it.
"Sure, why not?"
"You wanna battle?" He asked.
"5 stock, no items, Final destination?"
Phy smiled, correcting "3 stock, items on high, Hyrule Temple. It's more fun that way."
\
Author's Notes!!
/
Starlll: And there you have it, folks! The last chapter of Sci-Phy!
Crowd: (sad.) Ohh...
Starlll: But there might be a sequel!
Crowd: (Happy) Ya-a-ay!!
Starlll: Might!
Crowd: (sad.) Ohh...
Silicon: Happy Author's week!
\
THE GREAT REVIEW CORNER!!
/
Starlll: (Wearing a tux.) Welcome, to the GREAT Review Corner!
Haninator: What's that?
Starlll: Well thanks for asking! Well, I take some of my favorite reviews and put them together!
Silicon: Yay!
Starlll: (Confused) Silicon, aren't you afraid Haninator will kill you?
Silicon: Well, for the spirit of Author's week, we decided to make a temporary truce.
Starlll: Good! Now, the first review is this:
That's EPIC! MWAHAHA! No Review Corner?!?
/
Angels: Review Corner!
\
*angels repeat it, then become angry because of the lack of one*
You never did say why I was after Wario17... if you need a refresher with that, I can help. (for certain purposes I will not reveal that here... MWAHAHA!)
/
Silicon: Can I have a moment, too? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! GWAHAHA MWAHA!!
\
In any case, this was a wondiferous chappy... Phy and Smash ball=EPIC! And the bombage was a constant!
/
Starlll and Silicon: Yay bombs!
Starlll: I just wish that bombs didn't cost so much in Twilight Princess.
\
YAY! XD DID SOMEONE TYPE SEQUEL! YAY! *glomp hug* YAY! GO HARRISON FORD! XD
/
Starlll: (Choking) Help... (Wheeze) Can't breath!!
\
Silicon: And the next review goes something like this:
/
D.A. Defense Attorney... Dumb - and many many more possibilities that I'm too lazy to think of at this current moment.
\
Starlll: Actually, it was Dumbledore''s army from Harry Potter. Book 5, to be exact.
/
I gotta say that was really funny when I read it. SEE! IT'S A LONG REVIEW! LINK'S REVIEWING TOO! YAY! It's ending? NO!
*one wave of depression later* Is there gonna be a sequel?!?!? *crosses fingers* Please say yes... please say yes... *repeats over and over 'til Link walks up*
Link: What are you doing?
Haninator: Hoping... HOLY NUTS! DID YOU SEE THAT THERE WAS NO REVIEW CORNER?!?!
\
Angels: Review Corner!!
/
Angels: Review corner!
All others: SAD DAY!
Haninator: That was a truly epic chappy, and I will forever love this story.
All: YOU MUST DO A SEQUEL! :D
\
Starlll: (Tries to gasp for air) I will if you let go!
/
You wrote: / Note: Not one word inside the quotes above is the truth. So, all potential lawyers out there, don't even think about suing me. I'm good at getting the jury on my side. A challenge for potential lawyers! Ha! A good lawyer will say that when you said, "I mean, 'oh yeah'" you implied sarcasm, that is, saying something that is opposite of what is meant. If you state that not one word inside the quotes is the truth, the good lawyer will say that because the sarcasm part (inside the quotes) is now untrue, it makes the rest of the statement (inside the quotes, too) true. Because what's inside quotes is now the opposite of what was meant outside; which makes you a game-creator prodigy, who made up all those fake names and stuck them in the credits, and now you are writing stories about the games you created. Of course, you could argue that since "honestly" is outside the quotes, that makes the sarcasm true, and that will make the inside untrue. Or is it the outside that is true? Wait... Or does it mean?... If you say... Wait a minute, let me think... Hmm! Is the answer, "Truck Driver," by any chance? Pardon me while I step inside from outside (or is it inside out) to think about this. Great story telling. Thanks for sharing!
Disclaimer: Why should I even put this here? I mean, 'oh yeah, I'm a 13-year-old kid who is a game-creator prodigy, and I made up all these fake names and stuck them in the credits, and now I'm writing stories about the games I created.' honestly!
\
Starlll: (Confused) That review was by my Grandpa, by the way. Yeah, take that for all people who think that Grandparents are old!
/
Starlll: Hey, I sent this one!
\
Hey! Why do I keep sending myself fake reviews? Oh, yeah, it looks like I have more actual reviews on my review count.
FALSE REVIEW!!
/
Starlll: I'm so smart... and desperate.
\
I am not using my usual computer so I can't log in. T_T
I swear that REALLY happened to me once! [noting starrgrl's forgetfulness] Oh wait, that happened just yesterday.
/
Silicon: I'm afraid of Spiders... and apples. And most things that begin with the letter 'Q'.
\
O.O I think... I also jumped out of my mom's car and screamed when I saw a tiny spider. [Don't worry, we were at a gas station. Would I really jump out of a moving car?...okay...maybe...XD]
/
Starlll: I jumped out of a moving car once! Though... it was moving really slow...
\
Enough about my dumb life, I found this chapter quite entertaining and random as usual. [Such as the guards singing. XD]
/
Starlll: Yeah. I liked the prisoners singing, too.
\
Poor speed getting banned. Will that be the last time we'll see him? At least he saved everyone, but Speed is very annoying but isn't that why he's so funny? [Too me that is].I can't wait for the next chapter! T_T
/
Starlll: Well, you know what they say! One fore two, three for nine, all for me you for none, and a dime for the rug!