Chapter 21
After Brittany almost provoked a heart attack on Artie, by telling him that she was pregnant, Schuester decided that it was time for a sexuality lesson, he had realized that Holly was right. How could Brittany think that storks brought babies?
"You see, we have really got to educate these kids." Said Holly after hearing the story.
" How are we going to do that without being too graphic? I want to educate them, not titillate them."
"Didn't you ever read Jessica Seinfeld's cookbook? It's all about taking vegetables and hiding it in food so that you can trick kids into eating what's good for them." She told him, she seemed proud of her knowledge.
"I'm not following"
"All I'm saying is, all we have to do is find a way to sneak in the sex education lesson in a less provocative way. Let me come into glee club this week and show you what I mean. The kids will think that they're getting ready for Regionals, but really I'll slip in a little lesson about how to avoid STDs." Will nodded, that was his way of saying that he found it okay "And, speaking of STDs, how is your dating life?"
Will almost choke with his coffee; he did not expect that question.
"Oh, hi" interrupted Emma.
"Hi, Emma this is Holly"
"Hi, nice to meet you," said Holly smiling at Emma.
"Is this "the one"?" said Emma pointing at Holly.
"The one?" asked Holly raising her eyebrow. Will was now trapped.
"Yeah, Will told me he has been seeing a wonderful woman, I thought it was you"
"HA!" laughed Holly "I wished…So tell me Will, who is this woman?"
Quinn Fabray, the most amazing person in the whole planet. Kind, beautiful, nice body, young…she was perfect. She was the one, she was the right person for him, and he loved her so much. Will wanted to tell them that, but he couldn't.
"Oh, just someone I met…"he said standing up "I have to go, sorry"
He left the room quickly, it was better to avoid that conversation, well at least better than saying something by accident.
Once it was the Glee Club meeting, he explained them, how concerned he was about how they lacked on information about sex. He did actually not say it with those words, he actually looked like a 10-year-old boy who saw the word "sex" as a bad word.
He noticed how Quinn tried not to laugh, after all, they had slept three times, three amazing times, and obviously both knew that they were not that naïve.
"So, this week I have invited a special guest: Ms. Holliday!" he said pointing at the door, and Holly came in.
" Hola, clase!" she said, then she took a seat and looked at everybody "Okay, so: sex. It's just like hugging, only wetter."
"Yeah it is!" exclaimed Artie.
"Okay, so let's start with the basics. Finn, is it true that you thought you got your girlfriend pregnant via hot tub?" she asked trying not to laugh. Quinn looked at the floor ashamed; she had probably told her yesterday.
"I have always been dubious."
"And, Brittany, you think that storks bring babies?"
"Well… I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons." Replied Britt.
"Well, that's all going to end right here, right now. Because, today, we are going to get under the covers, all together, and get the ditty on the dirty."
Holly started to sing, and Will looked at Quinn. She looked so embarrassed, he knew it, he knew that would happen. When the song finished, Holly asked them to go home and to inform themselves.
Later, Will and Holly went to have lunch together out of the school, of course, he did not tell Quinn, probably he would do it, but later. Holly told him how she found out about the story between Quinn, Puck, and Finn.
"I am sorry…but that girl, is crazy," she said laughing.
"I don't think she is, she just got scared…"
"Come on, Will…just somebody with a twisted mind would create that kind of story"
"Holly…"
"I mean…yeah, how twisted can she be?"
"Stop it, Holly," he said "She is a nice girl, she's been through a lot, people deserve second chances"
"Not that psycho" she whispered and started to laugh.
"That's enough," he said. Holly noticed how upset he was.
"Jeez…one could think you have a crush on her," she said laughing.
"Stop it, Holly" he stood up and left the restaurant.
He was so upset, he knew he had to hide his feelings, but that made him explode, it wasn't right to talk about anyone like that. And he loved Quinn so much, that he couldn't handle to hear someone to talk about her like that.