Hisagi and Yoruichi
"Ah! Look Hisagi!" Yoruichi exclaimed, tugging Hisagi by the sleeve. The vice captain raised a brow, "What is it, Yoruichi-san? What are you looking at?" he asked. Yoruichi gave a loud laugh and pointed at a corner.
"Look! Look! Look at that sight! You don't see that everyday now do you? It's hilarious!" Yoruichi giggled. Hitsugaya followed her gaze and to where she was pointing. His jaw nearly dropped as he saw a herd of kittens. He twitched, "W-where... where the HELL did all these kittens come from?" Yoruichi stroked her chin, "No idea, their mother must have abandoned them." Yoruichi ran to the kittens and crouched down, purring to them. Hisagi smiled and followed her. He crouched down next to her and raised an eyebrow.
"They all seem to like you a lot."
"Nah, it's just you."
"Well, you're a cat ain't you? You should be able to talk to them and all."
"Oh," Yoruichi punched him in the shoulder, "So just 'cuz I'm a cat I HAVE to be able to mother them and all?"
Hisagi shrugged his shoulders.
Yoruichi folded her legs and began to play with one of the kittens ears.
"They're all rather lonely."
Hisagi sat next to her and rested his chin on his knees. Yoruichi started to count all the kittens that they were surrounded by. After she finished she smiled. Hisagi raised an eyebrow.
"What? How many are there?"
"There are sixty-nine cats here."
The both of them stared at each other for awhile before falling to the floor laughing.