Shinobi Miko Madness

Summary: Shinobi seem to come in all shapes, sizes, colours, types, species . . . you get the picture. Collection of short, mostly unconnected one-shots with Kagome and different shinobi of the five great nations.

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Chapter 21: Definitely Make-up

Pairing: Kagome x Kankuro

Requested by: tinabug

Disclaimer: I has the not own anime!

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"It's not!" Kankuro yelled in frustration.

"Is too." Kagome replied childishly.

"Is not!" Kankuro retorted.

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"IS NOT, IS NOT, IS NOT!"

". . . Is too."

"Enough!" Kankuro yelled, out of breath. "It is NOT make-up! It's war paint!"

Kagome scoffed, "And I'm batman." She said sarcastically.

". . . What?" Kankuro replied confused.

"Never mind," Kagome said shaking her head, "The point is . . . you wear make-up."

"I do not!" He shouted.

"Do too!"

"I'm not starting this again! It's not make-up! It's an ancient tradition used to strike fear into the hearts of our enemies!" Kankuro exclaimed.

"Then why did my lipstick mysteriously go missing when you ran out of 'war paint' last week? Hm?" Kagome questioned, hands on her hips.

"Ah . . ." Kankuro sweat-dropped.

"I'm waiting." Kagome said, tapping her foot on the ground impatiently.

Sweat accumulated on his forehead and he shifted nervously.

"Well?!" Kagome shouted.

"Fine!" Kankuro cracked, "I ran out and your lipstick was the same colour, so I borrowed it for a few days until my new paint came in!" He shouted quickly.

. . .

"So . . ." Kagome started.

Kankuro looked at her.

". . . You do wear make-up!" She exclaimed with a grin on her face.

Kankuro stood there, wide eyed, jaw dropped. "No! Well, just that once. But only because it was the same colour as my paint and-"

Kagome was rolling around on the floor laughing. Kankuro just sighed, slumping forward in defeat. There was no way he was going to convince his girlfriend otherwise, once she got this thought in her head.

"It's not make-up." He mumbled with a pout, his voice was drowned out by Kagome's laughter.

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Word Count: 297

A/N: Hope you like this one! Like I said last time, I may not be updating very often until after Christmas or the end of December as from the 8th to 30th of December, the town I live in hosts a massive event called "The Lights of Lobethal". Google for more info. DON'T FORGET TO VOTE ON MY POLL FOR WHAT STORY(IES) I SHOULD MAKE NEXT!

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