Author's note: I do not own Final Fantasy Seven or its characters.
Questionable Judgment
There were times that watching a drunken Reno was like watching a car wreck. It could be gruesome, but you just couldn't look away. Elena rather felt that she really should do something to stop the on coming train wreck, but she really couldn't be bothered. She was pleasantly drunk and tucked up against Tseng. All in all, she was quite content.
Reno, however, was drunk as a skunk, and Yuffie was in the same state. The two of the kept alternating between flirting, quarrelling, and making out. In that order. It was sort of cute, but Elena did have a bad feeling about this. Neither of those two was exactly thinking clearly. Tseng shook his head at them and pressed a kiss to Elena's temple. Elena just sighed and watched them. The pair had gotten to the quarreling stage again.
"You don't really love me!"
"What are you talking about, babe? Of course I love you."
Yuffie sniffed. "If you really loved me, you would have gotten serious about us."
"What do you want? For me to propose?" Reno glared at her. "You wouldn't say yes if I did."
"Why don't try it and find out?"
"Fine. Will you marry me?"
"Of course, you idiot."
And then they were making out again. Elena shook her head and looked up at Tseng.
"So who's going to tell them they're engaged tomorrow?"