In an abandoned warehouse in the shipping docks of the Cauldron District of Gotham.

"We all take this meeting to order NOW." Joker yelled humorless.

"Excuse me but this isn't the norm, look at us. What the hell do you think order is you childish nitwit." Scarecrow pointed out.

"Look at you trying not to be profound. How about use some adult words to give your insults more momentum Jonathan."

"Jay why call us to this warehouse now at midnight, Batman is patrolling the skies at night searching for trouble?" Two-Face asked.

"What's wrong Harv scared of the big old Batman?" Ivy mocked while sticking out her tongue.

"Oh you are such a bitch." Harvey pulls out a gun to aim it at Pamela.

"Bring it on meatsack, my plants will enjoying you as compost for next years harvest." Pam aims her custom gauntlet crossbow right between Dent's eyes.

"Well this is quite awkward, if you don't mind keeping the noise down we're having tea." The Mad Hatter enjoying his specially brewed black tea with The Riddler and Manbat.

"What? Where did you get that table Jervis?" Joker asked a little dumbstruck.

"Oh my dear Alice suggested that I bring it for the guests isn't that right gentlemen." Both simultaneously nodded a yes. "See."

"Oh for the love of…" Joker rubbed his nose in frustration. "You placed the playing cards on their neck didn't you?"

Jervis said nothing but continue to drink his tea nonchalantly.

Jay simply said one word to his lack of a response "Croc." Killer Croc went to the table examine Edward's neck. There was a Joker ironically adhesively stuck to his back neck.

"I don't have time for this shit." Joker threw Jervis out of the warehouse. Croc peeled the playing cards off of both necks. Jervis had his coat tattered and his table was thrown at him. "Jervis, old pal you're welcomed back when you control that nasty little desire of your's. Remember that was a "grown" man and an actual human bat you brainwashed, not a little girl." Before he closed the steel door he gave him some advice, "The Playground is 30 minutes west of here, too da loo." He made a quick glimpse at Eddie and Langstrom (Manbat). They were starting to gain their free will again. "For an old pedophile, he is slick and quiet. Now the next situation to resolve was the "happy couple". "Excellent just one more bone to break." Joker snuck behind Pamela and pushed her into Harvey's chest. "Your welcome."

"What the hell is your problem clown?" Pamela was pissed, more than usual.

"Look I'm no psychologist but I am having sex with one and honestly you two just need to release pressure." He made some rather disturbing hand gestures.

"What is wrong with you man?" Jonathan asked rhetorically.

"Hey maybe you could also benefit from some relaxation. I'm sure Jervis can assist you, hehe." He gave a throated chuckle.

"We have a completely platonic relationship."

"Do alcoholics drink?"

"What?"

"Bang bang bang bang." Joker put away his gold 9mm. "Now let's get back to business at hand shall we?" Everyone gets back in their seats as originally planned.

"I believe it's time we finish off the crime families of Gotham.", said Penguin smoking his Cuban cigar.

"Oh Pengers you took the words right out of my mouth."

"This will not be an easy task Joker." Riddler inquired. "Falcone and Maroni have deep ties to Mayor Hill and Commissioner Loeb."

"Yes with the GCPD in their pocket, we'll need to work together." said Harvey.

"What about Batman?", Scarecrow mentioned.

"Don't worry about Batman." Everybody gave him a shocked expression. "What?"

"Jay it's just you seem to be connected to Batman." Harvey pointed.

"Yeah an unhealthy connection, more of an obsession." Jonathan added.

"Almost to the point where people thought you were in l…"

"I get it." Joker interrupted Ivy. "Batman will be taken care of I assure you. He's not on the top of my list of endless priorities for now."

"Dam Jay she must have really gotten under your skin."

"You have no idea Harvey."

"I don't remember her Harv."

"Well you were pretty drunk Pammie."

"All courtesy of the Oswald's legendary hospitality." Joker said lazily.

"I'm a man of professionalism."

"More like a bloodthirsty parasite with the pursuit of absolute power." Riddler whispered to Jonathan.

"WHAT WAS THAT YOU FILTHY RAT?" Penguin set the edge of his cane blade to Nygma's neck.

"ENOUGH!" Joker shot the blade out of Cobblepot's hand. "Oswald you will keep the weapons caches off the records besides the eight of us. The availability is key to wherever the destination is set in the city. Ivy, your plants can set toxic spores that will cover half of Maroni's turf in the Woodland regions. Harvey, I need that binary mentality of yours to decide how we are going to kill Falcone and Maroni. As well as ways to kill the boys in blue. Eddie, the possibilities are endless. Hacking is a skill you have certainly proven to Gotham Bank. The objective for you is to intercept GCPD communications, send them off the beaten path. Jonathan, fear, simple enough. Maybe tamper with Gotham's water supply sounds familiar huh. Croc is muscle and Manbat is our eye in the sky."

"Okay that should do for now Joker." Scarecrow simply said.

"What about Harley?" Harvey asked.

"She'll have her own part to play, everyone has to start somewhere." He simply noted. "Now I will set up another meeting soon for future affairs but until then I have something very important to attend to." With that he left the warehouse and entered into his purple Lamborghini. "Ah the memories." He pulls onto the Gotham Freeway pulling 100mph. "Good thing it's midnight. I wonder if sweets is sleeping?"

….

Back at the loft.

"I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)

I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah." Harley was singing in the shower getting ready for bed. "I hope my puddin is safe. I can't sleep without him." She always worry for him but hey love does that to a person. Sometimes that's all that matters in life.

After the shower Harley puts on her pink cashmere robe and sits on the bed. The door is opened in the living room. "Honey I'm home." Harley runs into Jay and gives him a death hug.

"PUDDIN!"

"Miss me?" He chuckled.

"Always."

"Time for bed pooh." He carried her off to bed for some well deserved slumber.