Okay sooo sorry for the long wait

AND I changed my name ^^, tell me what ya think!!

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"I don't get it. He is such a jerk. He thinks he's too good to fight me..." Sakura complained.

"Okay listen Forehead, yes he is a jerk and he is arrogant. But he's Sasuke so we can forgive him because he is soo cute. I still don't know why you got him..."

"Umm, Pig, you have Shikamaru..."

"And? I know a good looking guy when I see one, besides can't ever forgive you for finally beating me..."

"You aren't any help..."

"Well here's my idea, try avoiding him, act like you're not into him. It'll make him want to be with you more...It worked on a lazy bum like Shikamaru..."

"Hmm, great. Did something like that when I first met him, 'cept I was trying to appear strong not to get him notice me, and I ended up pinned against a wall, spilling my darkest secret..."

"Which was??"

"That I...Hey wait...How does this help my problem?"

"It doesn't. But now I'm curious..."

Sakura sighed, "It was that I was still in love with him..."

"That's not a secret, everyone with half a brain knew that."

"Shut up Pig."

Ino stuck her tongue out at her childhood friend, "Just calling it as I see it!!"

"Well later Pig, your no help, I got to try to figure him out..."

"Go talk to someone who knows him, like someone on his team..."

"Hmmm I can pick from: A. a crazy fan girl, B. an insane guy with split personality or C. a shark-wannabe who loves killing stuff."

"Oh, I see the problem. Maybe Naruto...He does claim to be like a brother to Sasuke..."

"I guess..."

"Well go look, I bet he's eating some ramen..."

"No duh. I'll go see if he knows anything...But he is Naruto."

"True. Good luck Forehead!!"

"Later Pig"

"Oh, you mean Teme..."

"Bastard? Oh wow, that's a great name for Mr. Ice Cube." Suigetsu laughed.

"I know right?" Naruto said in-between mouthfuls of ramen.

Sakura felt like banging her head against the counter. She had ordered a bowl of ramen to be polite, before looking over at the males beside her. She had seen Naruto's bright orange clothes from down the block. She had ran into Ichiraku's too complain to Naruto. What she hadn't noticed was a blob of white hair ingesting ramen as quickly, if not faster that his blond companion. She couldn't stop whining to Naruto now that she had his attention, as much as she didn't want to look like a baby in front of Suigetsu. What was worse is the fact, that it's just gross to watch Naruto "eat his ramen." Double that, and it becomes unbearable.

"So anyways, Sakura-chan, what did Teme do this time?"

"He won't fight with me. He's such an arrogant son of a bitch, so he refuses to spar with someone "weaker." I wish he would see that I'm not the same weak little girl he left behind. I wish he was so damn cocky all the time."

"That's our Sasuke-kun for you" Suigetsu said without looking up.

"Yeah. But Sakura-chan, you need to get this. I understand with Hinata, it's like the world would come crashing down if anything happened to her. I mean like burning and taking out everything its path. I would never recover or forgive myself. And I know Teme feels like that for you. Except stronger, because I have other friends to fall back on, Teme has nothing except you and me. I mean he has his teammates but he doesn't have the same bonds."

"Yeah, that's pretty true. I don't know about the girl part. Now woman can hold me down! But about the using part. Juggo stays with Sasuke because of the memory of Kimimaro. Karin thinks she's in love with him, and chases after him non-stop. And me, I was going to use him because he was going after Itachi who happens to partnered with Kisame Hoshigaki and I want to add Samehada to my pretty little sword collection..."

"Okaay...So we proved that he actually has feelings and is a complete ice cube. But why won't he spar with me? It's not like he's going to fatally injure me. I want him to stop thinking as me as being a weak little crybaby!"

"Yeah, Sakura-chan, you made that point clear...Okay so you know how Teme thinks hes the greatest thing ever and is unbeatable and all that shit?"

Suigetsu started laughing causing ramen to go flying when Sakura muttered, "Yeah..."

"Well he's worried that since he thinks he's so strong, he will only end up hurting you. Which he really doesn't want."

"So...What do I do to make him spar against me?"

"Why are you so anxious to fight with Ice Cube-Sama? It won't get you into his pants any faster...Although I don't think you'd need to do much convincing on your part from what we saw today..."

"SUIGETSU YOU MORON!!!" Naruto screamed covered his head bracing for one of Sakura's punches.

"YOU TWO MORONS SPIED ON US?!?!!?"

"That's right Pinkie."

"Both of you, run. Now."

"No need to tell me twice." Naruto said as he got ready to takeoff.

"No Naruto wait" Suigetsu grinned as he held onto the back of Naruto's jacket, waiting for him to sit back down.

"Shark-boy, listen. You're either really brave or really stupid or both to disobey Sakura-chan when she's like this..." Naruto remarked, slumping back into his chair.

" Ehh neither. I'd actually say I'm really smart."

Naruto and Sakura both started laughing.

"Laugh if you must. But I have information for Miss Pinkie...About her precious little prick."

"Okay tell me, if you are oh-so smart."

"To get Sasuke to fight you, simply attack him. He won't let his pride be blemished by not attacking back."

"Wow. That's fairly obivious."

"And that is why it is pure genius."

"Sureee, it is..."

"You know what I should get a shirt that says J-E-N-I-U-S on it, that way everyone will know how smart I am."

Sakura started laughing, "Yep that would tell 'em. Just to let ya know Mr. Smartie Pants, genius is spelled with a "G" not a "J".

"I knew that, I was just testing you."

"Sure you were, well goodnight boys!!"

Well review pleaassse.

For those who really want to see Sasuke vs Sakura tell me and I'll think about. At the moment the next chapter will be after the chunnin exams (yes they all pass, minus Juggo cause he didn't take it)

I'll try to update sooner next time!!