The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!

S2 E1a: Fred is Dead

Team Fazbear woke up.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Freddy yawned. "MORNING!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Bonnie yawned. "MORNING!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Chica yawned. "MORNING!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Foxy yawned. "MORNING!"

They got out of bed.

"IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT, CHICA?" Bonnie asked.

Chica sniffed the air. "AAAAH!" She said. "Of course it is."

They went downstairs.

"I wonder what's for breakfast!" Foxy said.

"LET'S SEE!" Freddy said.

They went in the kitchen. Nothing was on the table.

"Let's made breakfast!" Chica said.

Chica grabbed 4 eggs and threw them on the pan.

*CRACK!*

"MMMMMM!" Freddy smelled the eggs.

"Fred is missing out!" Foxy said.

"Wait!" Freddy said. "Where IS Fred?"

"In the basement sleeping, duh!" Foxy said.

"Yeah, it's not like he just wandered out or something." Bonnie said. "Heh, right?"

Team Fazbear went to the basement door.

*KNOCK!*

Freddy knocked on the door. No answer.

"Dude, you gotta do it like THIS." Foxy said.

*KNOCK!**KNOCK!**KNOCK!**KNOCK!**KNOCK!**KNOCK!**KNOCK!**KNOCK!**KNOCK!*

Foxy banged on the door.

"DUDE!" Chica grabbed his arm.

"You know Fred gets angry when you force him to get up." Bonnie said.

"Sorry, sheesh." Foxy said.

Bonnie opened the door. They went down the basement steps.

"WHOA!" Freddy said. "It's like there was a tornado in here!"

The beds, chairs, drawers, picture frames, and everything that was in the room were scattered all over the place.

"HMM." They tip-toed in.

Fred's bed wasn't made up.

"MESSY." Foxy said.

"Quiet, your bed is much messier!" Chica yelled.

"It is not!" Foxy said.

Foxy looked under the bed, while the rest of Team Fazbear looked around.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Foxy yelled.

"WHAT?" Freddy asked.

"SPIIIIIIIIIIDER!" Foxy yelled. A big purple spider was on his face.

"AAAAAAA!" Chica screamed.

"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Foxy yelled.

"HE HE." Bonnie laughed.

"WAIT!" Freddy said. Freddy removed the spider off of Foxy's head.

"What?"

"This is CHARLIE!" Freddy said. Charlie licked Freddy.

"Nasty." Chica said.

"Who's Charlie?" Bonnie asked.

"This is Fred's pet that he had since he was in middle schoool!" Freddy explained.

"Why did he have a spider?" Foxy asked.

"That's not important now!" Freddy yelled. "Fred had been looking for him for a long time now!"

"Oh." Bonnie said.

Freddy put the spider in it's tank. Freddy gasped.

"WHAT?" Chica asked.

"LOOK!" Freddy pointed.

There was a HUGE stain of blood on the wall.

"Is that-BLOOD?" Bonnie asked.

"Yeah right!" Foxy said. "It's just ketchup. I can tell."

Foxy licked the wall, where the stain was. He smacked his lips.

"Oh my." Foxy said.

"WHAT?" Chica asked.

"This is BLOOD!" Foxy yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica screamed.

"Waaait." Chica asked. "I see, This is one of your TRICKS."

"No." Foxy said. "I'm serious, this is BLOOD."

"LIES!" Chica said. Chica stuck her finger in the stain and licked it. "Oh my gosh."

"SEE!" Foxy said.

"IT IS BLOOD!" Chica said. "THIS TASTES NOTHING LIKE KETCHUP!"

"You do know that you licked the spot Foxy licked?" Bonnie said.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!" Chica wiped saliva off of her toungue.

"HA!" Foxy twerked.

Bonnie looked up. "DUDE!"

"Huh?" Freddy said.

There were KNIVES attached to STRINGS on the basement ceiling.

"AAAAAAA!" Chica screamed. Freddy looked down. One of the knives were on the floor, and it had blood on it.

"Maybe, Fred was in the basement, then the knife fell on his head, then he bumped into the wall, causing blood to be EVERYWHERE!" Foxy said.

"Maybe..." Bonnie said.

Team Fazbear kept looking around. They found no more evidence.

30 MINUTES LATER...

Freddy sighed. "Why does this have to happen to ME?"

"I feel bad for you." Bonnie said.

"OH NO, THE EGGS!" Foxy said. He ran to the pan. The eggs were BLACK. "NOOOO!"

"The eggs don't matter now, It's FRED that matters now." Chica said.

"OH." Foxy said.

"Dummy." Chica said.

LATER...

Team Fazbear sat on the couch. Freddy was sad. "I have no Family members now." He sighed. "And this is the second time too!"

"Oh, I remember with Bogo." Chica said.

The ALARM rang. "I'll get it." Freddy said.

"Oh No." Freddy said. "Purple Guy is drawing graffiti on houses."

"Then let's go." Foxy said.

"WAIT!" Bonnie said. He was making a vegetable smoothie.

"COME ON!" Chica said.

Bonnie whistled.

"I got this." Foxy said.

"NOPE!" Bonnie pushed Foxy. "You aren't throwing it out the window, AGAIN."

Bonnie SLOWLY sipped it.

"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP." Bonnie sipped it. Foxy smacked it out of his hands.

*CRACK!*

The glass shattered.

"WHY?" Bonnie yelled.

LATER...

"YES!" Purple Guy yelled. He sprayed spray paint on the walls of someone's house.

Red Guy spray painted a giant skull with red spray paint. Rolinda spray painted a gun with pink spray paint. Purple Guy sprayed painted a dollar bill with orange spray paint. Blue Guy spray painted a big happy face with green spray paint.

"NO." Purple Guy said. Purple Guy took Red Guy's spray paint and sprayed a Big red 'X' over it. "NO HAPPY STUFF, OR NO PAY!"

"I didn't know you were paying us to do this!" Blue Guy said.

"Well now you know now!" Purple Guy said. "NOW PAINT!"

"Give me back my Red spray paint." Red Guy said.

Purple Guy looked at him. Red Guy gulped. "PLEASE."

"HERE." Purple Guy gave it to him. Red Guy didn't want to say 'Please'.

"HEY!" An Old Man yelled. "STOP SPRAYING ON MY PROPERTY!"

"No." Purple Guy yelled. He grabbed his orange spray paint and sprayed the old man.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The Old man yelled.

Purple Guy sprayed it in his mouth as he screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He yelled again.

"HA!" Purple Guy said.

"Can I have my money?" Rolinda asked.

"Hold on." Purple Guy said. He looked in his wallet. "Here you go, babe." He gave her $50!

"Thanks!" She kissed him. Purple Guy accidentally gave her REAL money!

"NOT SO FAST!" Team Fazbear, except Freddy yelled.

"UH OH." Purple Guy said. "Everyone grab spray paint!"

"AAAAAAAAA!" Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy yelled as they ran to Purple Guy and their gang.

*SPRAY!**SPRAY!**SPRAY!**SPRAY!*

Freddy sighed. He was in mourning. "I miss Fred."

*POW!*

Foxy tripped Rolinda. "OOF!" Rolinda got up and sprayed Foxy.

*SPRAY!*

Rolinda did multiple flips and then dropped Foxy on the floor. Rolinda picked up Foxy. Foxy punched her twice.

*SPRAY!**SPRAY!*

Rolinda sprayed him in his EYE.

"AAAAAAAA!" Foxy yelled.

"HA!" Rolinda twerked.

*POW!*

"MADE YOU LOOK!" Foxy punched Rolinda on the floor.

"YAAAAA!" Bonnie picked up and threw Blue Guy.

*POW!*

"OOF!" Blue Guy said. "I GIVE UP!"

Chica went to Red Guy. Red Guy just stood there. Chica stepped back.

"Why you running?" Red Guy asked.

"HUP!" Foxy jumped in the air and punched Red Guy on the floor.

Chica jumped on Purple Guy.

*SPRAY!**SPRAY!*

"OW!" Chica said.

"HA!" Purple Guy kicked Bonnie who was just running to him. Foxy grabbed him by the neck and threw him on the floor. Chica kicked him in the head as he was on the floor. Purple Guy got up and sprayed them all with spray paint.

*SPRAY!**SPRAY!**SPRAY!**SPRAY!*

"OW!" They yelled. Chica grabbed a Cupcake Bomb.

"How can this be!" Purple Guy watched as the cupcake bomb went to him.

*BANG!*

Purple Guy was exploded. Bonnie picked up Purple Guy, and threw him on the floor where Rolinda, Blue Guy, and Red Guy were.

"MUSCLES!" Bonnie said. "Right Chica?" Bonnie put his arm around her.

Foxy raised an eyebrow.

"Surre." She said.

Freddy was sitting on the bench. He sighed.

"Dude, you just missed all of the fun!" Foxy said.

Freddy sighed again. "I'm sorry, I'm just really sad that Fred died."

"Wow." Bonnie said. "I'm sorry for you, Freddy."

Team Fazbear went home. They were eating dinner.

"I'm not hungry." Freddy pushed his plate to the side. Foxy took it. Freddy left.

*SMACK!*

Chica smacked his hand. "Rude."

"What did I do?"

"It's rude to just stretch your hand over other people's FOOD!" She screamed.

"Well, It's rude to SCREAM AT THE TABLE!" Foxy said.

"YOU'RE SCREAMING!" Chica said.

"Guys!" Bonnie said. "We must learn to live in love!" Bonnie grabbed his hand, Chica's hand and Foxy's hand and put them all together.

"NO!" Chica and Foxy said together.

"HEH." Bonnie said.

Freddy went in the basement. "HUH?"

Everthing was back in order. There were NO blood stains. There were no knives. And everything was in their proper place.

"GUYS!" Freddy yelled.

Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy came running downstairs.

"What happened?" Foxy asked.

"LOOK!" Freddy said.

"How can it be?" Chica said.

"Exactly!" Bonnie said. "It's like there is a ghost in here or something!"

"HE HE HE HA!" Team Fazbear heard DEEP laughing.

"GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!" Foxy and Bonnie yelled and held onto each other. Freddy acted brave.

"HE HE HE HA HA!" The laughing was heard again.

"SHOW YOURSELF!" Freddy said.

A few seconds later, a tall young man appeared in front of them.

"AAAAAAA!" Chica screamed and jumped in Bonnie's arms.

"Who are you?" Foxy asked.

"I am BRANDON." Brandon said.

"What are you doing?" Bonnie asked.

"What is that shiny thing in your hand?" Chica asked.

"Well basically, I used to be Fred's classmate in middle school. But I dissappeared." Brandon explained.

"BORING!" Foxy said.

"SHUT UP!" Freddy nudged him.

"Anyway, nobody has heard of me ever since. Because I found this strange jewel. And I can turn invisible with it! So I decided to end my life here, and start to be a MASTER criminal!"

"So you faked Fred's death!" Chica asked.

"YES!" Brandon yelled.

"Where is my brother?!" Freddy yelled.

"LIKE I'LL NEVER TELL." Brandon yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAA!" Freddy jumped on Brandon.

"AAAH!" Brandon fell and Freddy fell on him.

"WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS HE?" Freddy yelled in Brandon's face.

"YOUR BREATH STINK!" Brandon yelled. Brandon touched the Shiny Jewel in his hand. Brandon became INVISIBLE.

"AAAAAAA!" Freddy yelled.

*POW!*

Freddy FLEW across the room.

"GRR!" Bonnie said. He ate spinach. His muscles bulged.

"YOU CAN'T FIND ME." Brandon said.

Bonnie had good hearing and followed the sound of his voice.

"THERE!" Bonnie pointed.

*TRIP!*

Brandon tripped Bonnie as Bonnie ran to him.

"YOU'RE AS GULLIBLE AS YOU ARE SMART." Brandon said. "HE HE HE!"

Brandon picked up Bonnie and threw him across the room with Freddy. Chica came.

"Can we work this out?" Chica asked.

"NO!" Brandon punched Chica.

*POW!*

Chica fell. "Where is he?" She grabbed 5 cupcake bombs and lit them.

"OVER HERE!" Brandon yelled as he made himself visible again.

"YA!" Chica threw it.

Brandon made himself invisible again.

*BANG!*

The bomb exploded. Brandon was visible again.

"NOW I'M HERE!"

Chica threw another one. Brandon became invisible.

*BANG!*

She missed.

"NO I'M HERE!" Brandon yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Chica threw them all.

*BANG!**BANG!**BANG!*

"AAAAAAA!" Brandon said. He dropped the jewel.

Foxy came and kicked it.

"NOOO!" Brandon yelled. The jewel bumped into the wall and it broke.

*BANG!*

A rainbow powder came out of the jewel.

"AWESOME." The boys said.

Brandon sighed.

"Well, at least I have my-"

*POW!*

Fred came with a bat and hit Brandon. He fell.

"FRED!" Freddy yelled and hugged him.

"What happened?" Freddy asked.

"Brandon snuck in!" Fred said. "But I'm happy you're okay."

"OH MAN!" Freddy said. "THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOUR LIFE!"

"But the important thing is is that you are okay." Fred hugged him.

"But we do have to clean that up." Foxy pointed.

Team Fazbear looked. The Rainbow powder filled up the whole basement.

"Oh." Freddy and Fred said at the same time.

The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!

S2 E1b: Happy Red Guy

Purple Guy was in his lair.

"GET OUT GET OUT!" Purple Guy said holding a broom. He was hitting raccoons with it.

"HA!" Rolinda said.

"Purple Guy, I'm thirsty!" Blue Guy said.

"Then eat yogurt!" Purple Guy said.

"MINE!" Rolinda went in the fridge and took all of the banana yogurts.

"GRRR..." Red Guy said. He HATED Rolinda because all she eats is YOGURT.

"Well, then eat ice!" Purple Guy said.

"I can't!" Blue Guy said. "It will crack my teeth!"

"You are a weakling!" Purple Guy said.

"My teeth are soft!" Blue Guy said. "SEE?"

"I DON'T WANNA SEE!" Purple Guy said.

"PLEASE PURPLE GUY!" Blue Guy said. "I am really thirsty!" He made goo goo eyes.

"Then put food in the blender!" Purple Guy said.

"I'll do that." Red Guy said.

"PLEASE!" Blue Guy made goo goo eyes.

"GRR..." Red Guy got annoyed by his dumb goo goo eyes.

"PLEASE!"

"N...FINE!" Purple Guy said.

"YAY!" Blue Guy jumped in the air.

"But I am using YOUR MONEY." Purple Guy said. Purple Guy took REAL $30 from Blue Guy's pocket.

"I'm going to the supermarket, Rolinda." Purple Guy said. "And watch these two fools!"

"OKAY!" Rolinda said.

"GRR..." Red Guy growled. "I don't wanna be around her."

"And smack them anytime they growl!" Purple Guy said.

*SMACK!*

Rolinda smacked Red Guy with a spatula.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Red Guy was angry.

*SMACK!*

"There, you got the idea!" Purple Guy said. "I will be back in 30 minutes!" Purple Guy closed the door.

*SLAM!*

"So, who wants to do something fun?" Rolinda asked.

"GRRRRR!" Red Guy growled.

MEANWHILE...

"Let's see." Purple Guy said. He was in the juice aisle. "Orange Juice, Apple Juice, Grape Juice, Lemon Juice, Cherry Juice, Strawberry Juice, Plum Juice, Pineapple Juice..."

Purple Guy kept looking.

"UGH!" He said. "All of these are too expensive! They are over $5.00!"

Purple Guy kept looked. He turned around. He saw ANTOHER JUICE. And it was, HAPPY JUICE!

"What the hecking heck?" Purple Guy said. He picked up the Happy Juice. It was the LAST one. It was $1.00!

"WHOA!" Purple Guy said. "This is cheap! I can get this!"

"Excuse me sir!" The clerk said.

"WHAT!" Purple Guy yelled. "I'm taking a look at this bottle of Happy Juice."

"Sir, we recommend you do NOT by that." The clerk said.

"Well, there is no rule that says I CAN'T." Purple Guy said. "So I'll buy it."

"You have been warned." The clerk said. Purple Guy bought it. Then, he threw a rock at the clerk.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" The clerk yelled. It bruised his face.

"HA!" Purple Guy ran home.

Purple Guy came home.

"I'M HOOOOOOOME!" He sung.

"EEW." Red Guy said.

*SMACK!*

"OW!" Blue Guy said. Rolinda smacked Blue Guy with the spatula.

"NO YOGURT, BEACUSE THEY ARE ALL MINE." Rolinda said.

"OW!" Blue Guy rubbed his butt.

Blue Guy went to Purple Guy.

"YOU GOT THE JUICE, HUH, DID YA?!" Blue Guy asked.

"Yes. I got the juice." Purple Guy said. He took the bottle out.

"HAPPY JUICE?!" Blue Guy asked.

"Yup." Purple Guy said. "Happy Juice."

"Well, okay I hope it's good!" Blue Guy grabbed a cup. Purple Guy opened it and poured some in. Blue Guy drank it.

*GULP!*

"WOW!" Blue Guy said. "I feel HAPPY!" Rainbows were in his eyes.

"Whoa!" Purple Guy said.

"GRRR." Red Guy said.

"I'M SO HAPPY!" Blue Guy yelled and screamed. "HE HE HE!"

Blue Guy ran around and giggled. "HE HE!"

"Drugs." Red Guy said.

Purple Guy drank some.

"WHO-HO!" Purple Guy said. "I'M SO HAPPY!"

"YEAH!" Blue Guy said. Rainbows were in BOTH of their eyes.

"HE HE HE HE!" They ran around and laughed.

"YEAH!" Blue Guy said.

"KITTENS AND RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE!" Purple Guy said.

"GRRR." Red Guy said.

"HE HE HE!" Purple Guy laughed. "Red Guy, want some Juice?!"

"NO."

"BUT IT'S GOOOOOOOOD!" Purple Guy said.

"NO." He said.

"DANCE PARTY!" Blue Guy said.

Rolinda grabbed the stereo and turned the volume to 1000. Wait, WHAT?!

"Oh for-"

"YAAAAAAY!" Purple Guy said.

LOUD music played.

Purple Guy, Rolinda, and Blue Guy danced around and twerked.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Red Guy couldn't take it. "Fine, I'll drink your dumb juice."

Purple Guy turned off the music. Red Guy grabbed the carton of the happy juice.

"PPFT." Red Guy said. "Is this really that GOOD?"

Red Guy drank it.

*SIIIIIIP!*

Red Guy smacked his lips. "Hey, It's not bad!"

Red Guy drank more. "MMMMM!" He said. "Purple Guy this is delicious!"

Purple Guy was gone. "Purple Guy?"

Red Guy went outside. Purple Guy, Rolinda, and Blue Guy were outside, running and jumping.

"I CAN FLY!" Rolinda said.

Red Guy drank more. He dropped the carton.

"WHOOOO!" Red Guy said. His eyes opened up. He got eyelashes. His chin went up. His frowny face turned into a smiley face. Red Guy's teeth was perfect and white.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Purple Guy said.

Purple Guy, Rolinda, and Blue Guy weren't happy anymore. The happy spell WORE OFF after seeing Happy Red Guy. Yes, Happy Juice contains a spell that makes you happy.

"OH MY GOD!" Rolinda said.

Red Guy blinked. "What's the matter?"

"AAAAAAAAA!" Blue Guy yelled.

His voice was High-Pitched!

"EEEW!" Purple Guy said.

"What happened to him?" Rolinda asked.

"I don't know, maybe it's the happy juice!" Purple Guy said.

"How?" Blue Guy asked.

"The happy juice made us all happy!" Rolinda said.

"Exactly!" Purple Guy said.

"Well, it made Red Guy VERY happy." Blue Guy said.

"Yeah, I think it changed his whole personality!" Rolinda said.

"HMM." Purple Guy said. "Let's see Team Fazbear."

LATER...

Chica was in the closet, looking for something. Freddy, Bonnie, and Foxy sat on the floor, watching TV and eating a snack. What was the snack? Lettuce.

"This is like, the only Good Vegetable." Foxy said as he bit into one.

"SSH, it's back on!" Freddy said.

"We now return to, Secret Grandma!" The TV said.

*DING DONG!*

A man opened the door. "Hello!"

"Excuse me, but can I have a glass of water please?" Secret Grandma asked.

"Sure come right in-"

*POW!*

The man fell down.

"HA HA!" Secret Grandma laughed. "GOTCHA!"

"SECRET GRANDMA!" The TV said.

"HA HA HA HA HA!" The boys laughed.

"FOOL!" Freddy said as he wiped tears from his eyes. "How can he fall for that?"

"UGH!" Chica said. "Are you just going to sit there and watch TV or help me?"

"What are you looking for?" Bonnie asked.

"My treadmill!" Chica said.

"Why?" Freddy asked.

"UGH, Because I need it." Chica said.

"WHY?" Bonnie asked.

"None of your business." Chica said.

"Because YOU'RE FAT?!" Foxy asked.

Chica picked up her slippers, ready to throw it at him.

"OKAY, OKAY!" Foxy said. "Just a joke!"

*KNOCK!*

Freddy opened the door. It was Purple, Red and Blue Guy with Rolinda.

"WHAT." Freddy said.

"You have to help us!" Blue Guy said.

Bonnie came. "What happened?"

"LOOK!" Rolinda grabbed Red Guy and threw him into the room.

"HE HE." Red Guy laughed.

"UGH..." Freddy and Bonnie passed out.

"What happened?" Foxy came. He passed out. "UGH..."

"HE HE!" Red Guy stuck one leg in the air. "TIME TO SING!"

"Oh for the love of-" Purple Guy said.

"I LIKE PRINCESSES AND BUTTERFLIES!" Red Guy sung. "I LIKE KITTENS AND NOONE SHOULD DIE!"

"AAAAAAAAAAA!" Purple Guy covered his ears.

"Who is that singing?" Chica asked. She came. She saw Red Guy.

"WHOA!" Chica yelled.

"I'M HAPPY." Red Guy said.

"WHO IS THAT?" Chica asked.

"Red Guy." Rolinda said.

"What happened to him?"

"He drank Happy Juice and he got happy." Blue Guy said.

"Now it's like he's a different person." Purple Guy said.

"Okay, Whoa." Foxy said as he and the boys got up. "YOU DRANK HAPPY JUICE?!"

"Yeah." Purple Guy said.

"Isn't that stuff banned?" Bonnie said.

"No, it was in the store." Purple Guy said.

"Did anyone WARN you?" Chica asked.

"Well, the clerk did, but I didn't listen." Purple Guy said.

"And now you don't know how to get him back." Foxy said.

"Yeah." Rolinda said.

Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy left. Fred came out of the basement.

"Oh hey." Fred said.

"YAY, MORE PEOPLE!" Red Guy ran to Fred and hugged him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Fred screamed. He pulled him off and threw him. "WHO-WHO IS THAT?!"

"Red Guy." Purple Guy said.

"Did you feed him Happy Juice?" Fred yelled as he attempted to pull Red Guy off of his leg.

"Yeah." Blue Guy said.

"HE HE HE!" Red Guy sung. "WHO WANTS TO SING!"

"NOT ME." Fred said.

"YES YOU DO!" Red Guy said.

"PLEASE DON'T." Fred yelled.

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Red Guy started to sing.

*POW!*

Fred punched them all out. "NO SINGING!" He yelled. "THAT GET'S ME TIGHT!"

LATER...

Purple Guy, Red Guy, and Blue Guy went back in the lair. Rolinda stood outside because his singing was annoying.

"HAPPY SUN, HAPPY TREES, HAPPY CLOUDS, AND HAPPY BEES!" Red Guy sung. "HAPPY CANDY, HAPPY TREATS, HAPPY PEOPLE WHO ARE SO SWEET!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Purple Guy went outside with Rolinda. "TOOOO ANNOYING!"

"I can deal with it." Blue Guy said as he put on Shades.

Purple Guy heavily panted. "Man!" He said. "How can I fix this?"

"I don't know!" Rolinda said. "Go back to the store?"

"AHA!" Purple Guy said. "THE STORE!" He kissed her. "I'M GOING BACK TO THE STORE!"

"Okay!" Rolinda said. "And can you buy earmuffs!"

5 MINS LATER...

Purple Guy ran in the store.

"We're closing in 2 minutes." The clerk said.

"WAAAAAIT!" Purple Guy said. He ran to the clerk. "I need a cure for Happy Juice!"

"Sorry." The clerk said. "I warned you. So don't get mad at me."

"NOOOOOO!" Purple Guy said. He turned around.

Purple Guy looked right in front of him. There was MORE Happy Juice on the shelf.

"Where did you get this Happy Juice?" Purple Guy pointed.

"Oh, from Australia." He said. The factory here is out of business.

"But aren't these BANNED in this country?" Purple Guy said.

The clerk stood there. He got up and RAN.

"HEY!" Purple Guy said.

LATER...

The police were in the store.

"Thank you, Purple Guy for letting us know that he is illegally bringing Happy Juice in this country." The officer said.

"This man will be fined and arrested for 25 years." The other office said.

"NO!" The clerk said.

"Your welcome." Purple Guy said.

"Here's the cure for that." The officer gave it to Red Guy.

"OOH, STRAWBERRY JUICE!" Red Guy said. He drank it. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He yelled. He was back to normal.

"Finally." Rolinda stopped covering her ears.

"What happened?" Red Guy said. Purple Guy smacked him.

*SMACK!*

"Oh yeah!" The officer said. "We are giving you a $5000 reward."

"YAY!" Purple Guy said.

"AND we're arresting YOU for illegally printing money." The officer said.

"DARN." Purple Guy said.

"HA!" Blue Guy said.