Shi POV

I. Have. No. Clue. What that was.

But I'm growing to like Bugsy and Dalek more and more, they're funny and good at causing random amounts of hilarious fuckery. And I get the feeling they're going to show up more and more.

We finally got back to the manor, after Lau getting us lost, Soma wailing and me super-gluing the deer head to Sebastian. Hehe, I'd have to get some more Green for his hair soon.

Soma got back to the manor with us and he wasn't in a good mood. At all. I mean, this is what we were hearing:

"Everybody leaves me, I'm abandoned!"

"Mother and Father always hated me and never payed any attention to me, they pushed me off on the servants!"

"Waaaah! Agni has deserted me, everybody's so mean to me!"

You get what I mean. Not in the best of moods. Luckily. Sasu had managed to calm him down a bit so Jinsei and I headed upstairs with Sasu (Ran-Mao was with Lau).

"Jinsei, you know you're never going to find the apple juice. He's probably burned it or something after last time's fiasco. That time with Sebastian was pretty mental"

"That's true. I'm bored now."

We turned to Sasu, "Any ideas?"

"Well, when we were little you two would always go get drunk and buy giraffes when you got bored. And I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT."

I glanced at Jinsei who had the same devilish look as I had and we both knew that Sasu had suggested the perfect idea.

Sasu muttered "I hate you so much. This never ends well!

Jinsei POV

"Now where would a thirteen-year-old and his "devil of a butler" keep alcohol?" Shi asked as we raided the kitchen cupboards, paying no heed to the fact that Sasu was being disapproving and was possibly the most mature yet the youngest among us.

We were just about to give in and ask someone when Bard walked in.

"And what you two ladies want in those kitchen cupboards?"

"Well... definitely not alcohol..."

Bard grinned mischievously "Well, oh, well, it's a shame you aren't looking because I have a pretty good selection hidden where even Sebastian shouldn't look."

-Half an hour later- Shi POV

"Hey Sasu! Sasu, come here!" Jinsei yelled.

"Oh no, I'm not having anything to do with you when you are in this state."

Sasu was sat in the corner of the room, the little minx! Wasn't touching anything!

"Bard, I fucking hate you."

Oh, Bard's not that bad! But she didn't seem to be in a good mood.

"Fine, but if you're going upstairs tell Ciel one thing" I said

"WHAT?!"

"Tell him you wanna make out with him!"

"Yeah!" I joined in "you two would make a good couple!"

"Oh SHUT UP AND GO BUY A GIRAFFE OR SOMETHING!"

"Good idea!"

We jumped out the window and headed for the nearest Giraffe Dealership. Which should be around here somewhere, I mean, what's Victorian London got to if there aren't any giraffe places?

The streets were dimly lit and less crowded than usual, and jinsei and I struggled to keep a straight line as much as we struggled to find any giraffes. We were just about to give up when a white piece of card floated out of my pocket. Bugsy and Dalek's business cards...

On one side, it said "Bugsy and Dalek, for all your Bakura-ridding needs'.

But on the other side it said this:

"We also sell giraffes for the convenience of the plot"

That's convenient.

Oh, well... It would be if we knew where they were. That was the only problem. If only the card had a third side that told us the address or something.

"Hey, hey Jinsei!" I turned round and asked.

"Yeah?"

"We should be getting a giraffe soon..."

"Oh coo-"

"FORESHADOWING! And also, Bugsy and Dalek's card says so..."

Jinsei rolled her eyes and laughed and we carried on stumbling down the streets, foreshadowing and giggling, ignoring the odd looks we were getting from various people coming home from work or whatever. And among those people...

"Hi Jinsei! Hi Shi! Over here!"

Bugsy and Dalek! Oh good, we needed them, they were going to sell us that Giraffe, well they best, because Sasu was counting on us to bring one back, right? And I couldn't wait to see the look on Sebastian's face! He was going to love it!

We ran across the street, narrowly avoiding the carriages and such. Bugsy smiled and waved frantically.

"So guys, you wanna buy a giraffe or what?"

Jinsei grinned and nodded, her head bobbing up and down like a psychotic doll.

"Wait..." Dalek asked "How much alcohol have you guys consumed? Because I'm afraid I can't sell you this giraffe if you've been drinking..."

"Ummm..." We shifted from side to side, trying not to look guilty, "We've definitely not had any alcohol within the past 2 hours or anything..."

"Meh, good enough" and she clicked her fingers and a giraffe appeared right in the middle of the streets.

"It's a giraffe that is hidden by a cloaking spell, you can see it but nobody else can, for now... But it only lasts around 20 minutes, and you guys don't really look like you're in a state to drag a giraffe back to wherever it is..."

Bugsy interjected, "I know! We'll come with you!"

About 18-19 minutes later, we arrived at the manor, and we kind of had a problem.

Where the hell were we meant to put a 17 foot giraffe!

"Don't suppose you've got a permanent cloaking spell?" I asked them...

"Sorry, but I can't cloak it any further. I'm already giving you the giraffe for free, I can't really afford to lose any more money today."

"Oohhh, really?"

I was just about to protest when Sebastian walked into the garden.

"I don't know if I really want to know this, but why the hell is there a giraffe in the middle of the garden?"

-Sebastian's POV-

Well, what an interesting turn of events... Not only were there two almost strangers in the Young Master's garden, they also had a giraffe with them. And Jinsei and Shi we just stood there smiling like idiots. So that explains the smell of alcohol in the air.

"Please, tell me what's going on."

"Meow!"

I was just going to ignore Shi. One of the strangers (Bugsy, I think) stepped forward and handed me a business card, with the following text printed on it:

"We know you've got a crush on Jinsei. That's right, we know. Tell Ciel about the giraffe and we'll tell her that fact. We might even tell your young master"

Ummm... I'm just going to go and check on the state of the... kitchen... Or something. You know, butler stuff.

And in my haste to get away, I dropped the card on the floor.

-Jinsei POV

Sebastian had run off after seeing what was on the card. So, I might as well take a look myself, I thought to myself, picking up the white piece of card.

Ummm... What?

Shi grabbed the card off me and promptly had a laughing fit when she saw my blushing face.

"And with that, we bid you adieu!" Bugsy and Dalek wandered off, leaving another business card tucked into my pocket.

"Ciel won't be able to see the giraffe for a few weeks. Free of charge"

We left it in the stables and went back to the manor. As long as Ciel doesn't notice the gaping hole in the top of the stables, we'll be fine.