Chapter 21 – Midnight Sorrowfulness
Me and Storm flew back to the homeland of us. Suddenly…Edward was in his house! He looked like a hotter version of Gerard Way crossed with Gandhi. Suddenly…my powers returned! I had a feeling that tonight was gonna be a good night. I had a feeling that it shall such a good night. (and by good I mean depressing. I used my powers to go back in time because I felt like I had a reason.
We were in Monroeville 7 and a half thousand years ago. I saw…Edwart Cullen! He looked like he was in pain. Me and Storm hid in the trees to watch because we were curious ok don't diss! I scratched my nose because it was really itchy. Storm had her hand on her head. Suddenly…Edward gave birth to a child!
"omg" I said fruitily. It was…a beautiful vampire babby! She looked just like…………………………………………………………………………… ……………..…………………………………………………….……………………………………………………………………………
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could tell because the baby was really sexy. She looked exactly like me!
"EDWARD!!!!!!" I yelled girlishly. Edward of Cullen looked up and saw me flying down.
"darkness" he said questioningly."OMG it's you!" he screamed lovingly. My god, Edward looked so hot. But there were questions to be asked.
"Edward who is this child you gace birth to?" I replied sexily.
"it is…………………………………………YOU!" came his vivacious reply.
"wait so am I…Am i?" I screamed beautifully.
"I am your father!" Edward admitted hotly. "I hope this doesn't mean that we can't be together any more because I love you more than anyone!" he excused fantastically.
"nahh course not you are so hot how could I resist you even if you are my father!" I gargantued. "I am just so glad that preppy idiot that used to be my father is not!" said I. "I am so glad we shall be having relationship in distant future!"
"Yes me too I have to admit this babby is extremely sxc. I wouldn't say no" Edward numbered suggestively.
Then me and Storm lew back to the present time to learn how to defeat another great evil.