Love a many splendored thing. If only we loved more, things could be close to perfect. But perfect isn't what everyone needs. Just see what I mean.

"Repent!" Sock yelled killing yet another Ghost."We're running into a shitload of Ghosts today."He said grabbing Heavens."I guess that means we're raking in the Heavens." He stabbed another Ghost."Hm?" He heard a banging noise and turned to a bouncing car.

"Oh Jesus!" A man said running out with a girl.

Boxer sat contently in the car drawing hearts in his sex diary.

"Boxer!" Sock yelled at him through the window."Stop fucking around and help me with these Ghosts!"

"Ghosts?" He asked innocently."I'm just so busy I haven't even noticed." After putting on some clothes he continued."See, when we landed in this hell hole I made a secret plan."

"Plan?" Sock asked.

"Yep! A glorious plan to have sex with a thousand people before returning to Heaven!"

"You're head is more fucked than you are." Sock replied. He perked up as he heard a loud thunder and a huge bolt of lightning struck the church."Looks like another load of revelations...Where the hell did he go?" He turned and saw Boxer having sex behind a dumpster."Fuckin' manwhore..."

The couch fell down from the ceiling before Bra.

"Thanks for coming." Boxer said waving off a group of people.

"You're still at it?!" Sock asked in disbelief.

Bra shot a tiny confetti cannon at the two."Congratulations, angels. You've finally accumulated enough Heaven Coins. You have released from your earthly duties." She said showing them a graph on their progress."I presume that you will be allowed to return to Heaven."

"For real?!" They yelled in unison.

They quickly got packed and waited at the alter.

"It seems that your preparations are complete. Now kneel down before the alter."

They knelt down and clasped their hands together.

"Time to say goodbye to all the hot tail on the surface."Boxer said quietly."So much for my glorious plan."

"Your so got damn lazy!" Sock scolded." Half assed job of getting laid, Half assed job of slaying Ghost. Can't you ever finish what you start?!"

A portal open above Sock and sucked him in before he could say anything else. Boxer and Bra looked up at the ceiling now with a giant hole in it.

"What?" Boxer asked eyes wide.

A piece of paper gently landed on top of Brassiere's head."Hm..." She read the note carefully."Boxer, I have bad news. It appears that Heaven is outraged by your inappropriate behavior and the fact that you're such a fuckin' douche! Which means you've been commanded to repeat the trial of collecting Heavens!" She held up the paper that read 'Fail'.

He drove down the rode and slammed into a few cars.

"I'm so pissed!" He yelled. "Why is being a douche such a bad thing?" He turned to Brief whom was in the passenger seat."And what are you so damn happy about?"

"Isn't it obvious?" He said loudly in Boxer's face."I never imagined that we would team up as Boxer and Brief! I can't wait to tell my occult buddies."

Boxer let him out of the car."Well, Geek Boy. Take out those Ghosts for me." He said before driving off.

"Wait, Boxer!" He screamed from behind.

"Don't come back until you have enough Heaven Coins!"

"Uh?"

A group of bear-like Ghosts gathered behind him and he turned slowly. While he was running from Ghosts, Boxer spent his time having more sex despite his orders.

"Nine hundred ninety-nine...Shit! I'm short by one..." Boxer said sitting atop a pile of naked people.

"Th-That was so mean, Boxer..."Brief said breathless from running.

"Oh, what's up Geek Boy. You get those Heavens yet?"

"Of course not! How am I supposed to defeat a Ghost by myself?"

"What? Don't give me excuses! You're useless!"

"Huh? It's my fault?" Brief asked quietly. His cell phone began to ring in his pocket."Hello? This is Brief." He answered." What?! A party?!" He asked in a panicked state."H-Hold on! Didn't I explain? I don't want to go to that place with a bunch of strangers..."He stopped mid-sentence and stared at Boxer.

"Damn... still need one more... Who should I do it with?" He asked himself.

Fireworks went off at the Daten Towers as a huge party was being thrown. Boxer an Brief both attended with Boxer dressed up with wings.

"Wow! This party's kick ass!" He exclaimed. "I didn't expect Geek Boy to have the contacts for a party like this. I'm a little impressed." Boxer told him. He turned away for a minute to scope out potential fuck buddies and when he turned back Brief was gone."Huh? Geek Boy?" His phone rang and he picked it up along with a drink."Sup'? It's Boxer." He answered and drank a little.

"Where are you right now?" Bra said from the other end.

He spit out the whole drank and began to answer."Um... I'm running around the city in search of Ghosts..."

"Don't lie to me!" She yelled making him wince."I know that you've been chasing tail! Anyway, listen carefully to me, Boxer. I forgot to tell you something important. There was a condition attached to your repeat trial."

"Condition?"

"Yes, the condition was... You aren't allowed to have sex!" She yelled.

"What the fuck? Don't screw with me afro-priestess! I only need one more to complete my plan! Screw that condition!" He screamed into the phone then threw it on the ground.

"I will use force if necessary." She said from behind him.

"You're here?!"

He spent the night trying to get away from Brassiere so he could have sex. Every time he thought he was clear she popped up and ruined the moment. He ended at a sink and looked at himself angrily in the mirror.

"Fuck!" He screamed.

He turned around and found himself looking at a fish tank. He walked closer and watched as the fish swam. He followed a fish past the decorations and was met face to face with a red-headed boy in a white tux. The boy smiled and Boxer looked at him weirdly. The boy said something but it wasn't audible from behind the fish tank. Two men dressed in black came up and grabbed the boy. He argued but was taken away, but still waved goodbye to Boxer. Boxer stared longingly at the retreating figures.

A light shone on four people on a stage.

"I would like to thank everyone for coming to this celebrity bash hosted by the Rock Foundation." A muscular man spoke into the mic."And I would like to take this opportunity to announce the engagement of the daughter of my friend, the mayor, to my beloved son, Briefers Rock." He said ushering to the others on stage."Biefers, where are you?"

Another spotlight shone on Briefers surrounded by four guys.

"What are you doing down there?" Mr. Rock asked."Come up here and introduce yourself!" He ordered

"Sorry, Dad! I'm not going to marry a girl I don't love!"

Everyone gasped at his outburst.

"Wh-What are you talking about?" Mr. Rock questioned his son.

"I'm not... I'm not your puppet!"

"Are you trying to embarrass me?!"

"Yeah, that's right!" Briefers replied."Besides, the person I want to marry..." A spotlight shone upon a confused Boxer."is him!"

"Huh?" Boxer murmured.

"No! Our plan will be ruined!" A disguised Skivvy in a wedding dress growled.

"Dear brother, let us switch plans!" Legwarmer disguised as security whisper yelled.

Skivvy ran down the stairs and hugged Briefers tightly."Oh, dear! I'm going to loose my fiancé to that troglodyte! Sob sob..." He cried dramatically.

"C-Cut it out!" Breifers yelled. He kicked Skivvy and he rolled away. Legwarmer quickly jumped in front of his brother.

"Curse you..." Skivvy groweled quietly. His hair shortened and became sharper and his horn protruded from his hair."How dare a mere human throw me aside..."

"Dear brother! They can see your horns!" Legwarmer panicked.

"Enough of this farce!" Skivvy yelled pulling off his veil.

"Ah! Why are you here?!"

"Guess the cat's out of the bag." The demons said together. The pulled off their costumes and readied their weapons."It is most absurd for you to interfere with our brilliant plan!" Legwarmer stated.

"Today is the day we teach you to behave!" They said in unison.

"If you think you can teach me you got another thing comin'. Bring it on I can do bad all by my self!" Boxer ran forward to attack them.

"This cretin doesn't realize his predicament." Skivvy said.

"How utterly laughable." Legwarmer added.

Boxer shot at them repeatedly but the two maneuvered around them. Skivvy knelt and shot back as Legwarmer continued forward and caught Boxer by the neck.

"As if you've ever used your head." He said into Boxer's ear.

Boxer broke away and aimed his gun at Legwarmer's face. He tried to shoot but his gun went dull and no bullets came out.

"Wait, what? Why aren't you working? Fire a huge load on his face!"

Brassiere watched the battle from the balcony."Could it be..."

"Work goddammit!" Boxer said tapping on his gun.

Legwarmer used this as his chance and attacked. He backed Boxer into the wall and trapped him there with his scythes and Skivvy shot at him.

"Foolishness. An angel doesn't stand a chance in hell against demons! That has held true since Creation."

"Our favorite rule!" They said together.

"Purgatory has waited a long time for you!" Skivvy said grabbing Boxer by the hair.

"Let him go!" Briefers yelled holding up a PKE Meter.

"You're..."

"Get your hands off him!" He pressed the handle and a cloud of smoke filled the room.

"Brother! I can't see a thing."

Briefers pulled Boxer to the stairwell and they ran down several flights before Boxer pulled away.

"What the hell is wrong with you!"

"Sorry, but you don't stand a chance against them without Sock!" He replied.

"How do you know about Sock?" Boxer asked in disbelief.

"What are you talking about? It's me! Brief!" He said messing his hair.

"Huh, what?" Boxer questioned."Geek Boy? No way..." He hit brief in the head."Don't confuse me!" He yelled.

"B-But the way things were going, you were going to lose..." Brief said." I couldn't let that happen..." He said sincerely."Come on. We need to get away before they catch up!"

"Fine."

They drove in silence outside the city limits. Brief looked back sadly at the city. Transparent had stopped halfway to their destination.

"Fuck!" Boxer yelled turning the key."Move!" He slammed his fist against the dashboard then dropped his head on the steering wheel."Goddammit! You too, Transparent?"

Brief stepped outside the car and looked around. He spotted a little shack on a hill. They entered and both sat on the tiny bed inside.

"We should be safe here." Brief said. He turned away and blushed from them being alone together.

Boxer suddenly gabbed Brief's hand.

"B-Boxer!" He yelped.

"Something's wrong with me..." Boxer muttered.

"D-Don't worry, Boxer!" Brief said squeezing his hand tighter."I-I'll p-protect you! B-Because I love you!" Boxer crawled closer toward him as he spoke."Ever since the day I saw you at school..."

Boxer silenced him by pushing him on his back."Geek Boy, let me see your face." He pushed back Brief's hair and revealed his cyan eyes.

"Boxer..." Brief whispered.

"I'll settle for you for one thousand."

They looked deeply into each others eyes and removed their clothes.

...

"Ow!" Boxer screamed.

"What?" Brief asked concerned.

"H-Hold on! Let's try a different position.

They tried a different position but it still hurt Boxer.

"Why?!" He cried."Ow..." They dried doggy style."Ow!" Then a whole lot of others."Ow! Ow! Ow!" He kicked Brief out of bed on instinct."Can't you see I'm in pain?!"

Just then Brassiere burst through the door.

"Bra?!" Boxer questioned her arrival."Why are you here."

She held a stethoscope toward him and examined his insides. As she traveled down her phone read 'ALART'.

"As I thought..." She said."You have a virgin backdoor... that part of your body is deemed the only holy part of you."

"My asshole?"

"Though, I would count it as a blessing that you and Brief didn't seal the deal."

A faint clapping came from the dark side of the shack.

"Brilliant!" A shrill voice said."I would expect no less from one of your apprentice angels." The mayor said stepping into the light."He assisted in awakening the key without even realizing it."

"You're Cincher!"Bra exclaimed.

"It's been far too long, Brassiere."She replied."We haven't met face-to-face since that little incident.

"Huh? Why is the mayor here?" Brief asked.

"Oh, there you are." Cincher said. She fluttered her hands and Brief floated toward her. His private glowed."Blood of Hellsmonkey awakened by an angels kiss... this is what we..." Brief's member stiffened into the shape of a key."have been waiting for!"

A red light formed from the building between the Daten Towers taking power away from the whole city.

"Wonderful!" Cincher eclaimed."I've finally found it!"

"M-My dick!"Brief screamed.

"Boxer! Grab Brief and run"Bra ordered.

"Y-Yeah!" He said beginning to do so.

"We won't let that happen!" The Demon brothers said as they appeared from under the bed as shadows.

"Oh, why if it isn't the little virgin who could."Skivvy taunted."You think you can save him when you can't even have sex?"

"Does he think at all?" Legwarmer said to his brother.

"Demon brothers! Take Hellsmonkey!"

"Yes, ma'am!" They replied taking Brief."And with that, we bid you adieu!"

"Boxer!" Brief cried.

"Geek boy!" Boxer yelled. He picked up his underwear but nothing happened."Why?" His halo appeared sporadically but lost it's light and fell from above his head.

"It's finished. Now begins our merciless assault!" Cincher crushed his halo with her heel."Powerless angels! You will suffer for your sins!" She cackled.

Boxer's boxers slowly disintegrated.

Another chapter closer to the bittersweet ending. Didn't edit much just to finish faster. Already writing the first chapter for the next story which should be out either June or July before the year anniversary of this story.