21

Jed saw the vision exiting the bunker to stand and look out, then bark instructions as two men raced off to comply like she was a bloody dominatrix. Then twins, gods the twins appeared with matching outfits and deadly assassin looks as they slid about with guns as well, then one pulled out a katana and he wondered if they were possibly into threesomes.

He was still considering this when the sun was blocked and he looked up to find the vision in front of him, he gasped, "God, you are gorgeous. Do you wanna shag after this is done? I bet you are dynamite. Red heads are soo …."

His voice petered off as she snorted. Her curly hair seemed to move like medusa's snakes as she stared at him then she spoke "Short arse, ain't ya? Sure you're a Jones?"

"What?" he spluttered.

"I mean … you don't look much like our bloodstock. Maybe you were stunted when in her womb. Did she eat sufficiently during her pregnancy do you think? Needed vitamins or something? You are like…. Wow. Weedy and fat at the same time. How the hell did you manage that?"

"What?" he gaped, "Hang on. Who…what?"

"Byrdie" Yan was calling as she loped towards them with her long slender legs making her gazelle like "No maiming love"

"Well … Like Uncle Gray always says…" she smiled as she leaned in close and he could smell wild lavender in her hair, his dick twitching then freezing as something cold seemed to be pressing against it while she breathily intoned "…just the ball sack then? You can still live but not procreate and cause further harm then."

He looked down, the blade already slid inside the denim of his jeans with the tip tickling at his scrotum as she smiled sweetly, "Hello Uncle Jeddadiah."

"Byrdie" Yan got to them, "Please. He might be a tool but apparently he is blood."

"I don't know Taddette, I would question that without evidence" she frowned.

"Squishy…ah….I have to concur with MC. He does look a bit… not us. Are you sure your Mama didn't have a fat weedy little gardener or pet groomer on the side or something?" Lin added as he canted his head in that Jones way to regard the man his sister was examining, then he grinned, "Look at you. And you said you didn't collect things like me. A bug on a pin if ever I saw one Sissy."

Byrd blinked and then sniggered, her father showing as the Harkness grin evolved into that blood curdling one that made those poor balls in question shrivel more.

"That's enough. Go help your father, you know poor Piney will be trying to protect him even as Blaine will be the one striding in the other direction" Yan scolded and finally Byrd released the hapless child-man.

"OK" she sighed, then hesitated, looking back at Jed looked down at his crotch and fingered the hole, "That's right. Check out your best buddy there. Oh yeah, one more thing."

Jed looked up in time for the fist that slammed him back against the wall as she snarled, "And as for a threesome….sick prick. I have three partners, you really think I leave one out of the fun or something? Can't you count? And it was only the one time and Hyper Vodka was involved!"

She stalked off as Lin turned to look at those stomping and shooting with glee, "I knew it. Hero right?"

"No darling" Yan said with surprise, "Harper. She has Blaine, Piney and Harper. Hero is just tagging along as it's his family love."

"Really?" Lin perked up as he gave a little skip and took off towards him, the intent clear as Hero turned and smiled softly, raising his hand to help Lin over a slippery patch of fuzz.

"Awwww" Yan sighed happily, "I didn't see that one coming. Sweet. Siblings with siblings. Awwww."

Jed blinked as Yan turned to face him and her smile fell, "Did you really proposition your own little niece? My sweet little Byrd? Are you mad? She is the Doctor's favourite of all his godchildren. Even I can't help you if he gets wind of that ya know. Just… don't get in the blue box of madness, even if he makes it sound exciting."

Jed blinked as his eyes grew wider, "Why"

"He will drop you off somewhere and leave ya, ya divvy" Yan snorted, "I ask you … how long would you survive on a hostile planet? Hmmm? It would prove his point that you are not suited to her for a start. You get eaten or blown up and he clearly crows about your inferior training for days that one."

Lin gaped as the vision in black stalked off and Jack glanced over with an open grin.

He hadn't heard the conversation but knew whatever Yan had just said, she had enjoyed it so much as she swaggered over and kissed him, "Ho lover."

"Hey, look. I don't want this to get awkward but my bond mate is the only one I love" Jack said with a serious frown, "as gorgeous as you are… you are not a candle to my Holdfast."

The smile that lit her face was epic and Jack knew he had defused something as easily as she had moments ago.

Jed hurried inside with his hands cupping his crotch as he wailed for his Mama.

Byrd sniffed as she glanced back, "Only reason I let him keep his balls is because I couldn't find them in a month of Sundays anyway."

Lin roared with mirth as he turned from Hero's side to look back at her, "Now that's not fair. The way he was cupping himself there is an intimate relationship there Sissy. Even you can't get in the way of true love."

Everyone laughed as they spent the next half hour clearing the scene and the Yan glanced back one more time.

"Who left the door open?" she called with surprise "It wasn't the entire time was it?"

"Told you" Byrd sighed as she changed her gun for a smaller number for inside firing, "I still think he's not our bloodline."