The Dwarves get themselves over the river and then Bombur out of the water. We have to stop while they make a gurney out of tree branches.
Thorin finally gets to yell at me "What were you thinking?"
"Which time?" I ask cheekily.
He snarls at me "Both times!"
"I don't answer to you Thorin. I'm your future wife not your daughter! I do as I please!" I snap at him.
He grips my arms and pushes me into one of the trees behind me "I only ask you not to do things that will hurt you!"
"Walking could potentially hurt me. Should I stop doing that? If I eat I could choke. Should I stop doing that?" I challenge
Thorin is getting more and more riled by what I'm saying. Almost like he can't help himself he grabs the back of my head and forces my lips onto his. I respond hungrily. I would never do this in front of the company usually but I can't stop myself. My hands lift to Thorin belt, I want him. Now!
Thorin comes to his senses and pushes himself away from me and holds me at arms length "Enough Guinevere, enough! It's this forest. It's clouding both our judgments"
I pant for breath and the fog lifts a little and I feel a blush creep across my cheeks. Oh God, in front of the company… in front of my sisters kid!
"Can I get out of here now" I say placing my head on Thorin's chest.
I hate it in here. It's awful.
They get Bombur onto the makeshift gurney and we continue on our journey, slower now because of Bombur. We travel for a while until we are forced to stop.
"We need to rest" Someone says.
My mind goes numb and I blank out for a moment until I hear Thorin shout "Is there no end to this cursed forest!"
"you are my sunshine, my only sunshine" I mutter, trying to bring myself back but I probably just resemble a crazy lady "you make me happy when skies are grey"
Suddenly a hand closes over mine and I'm being dragged "you'll never know dear, how much I love you" I continue to mutter. Come on Gwen pull yourself together.
What's happening to you? Have you officially lost it? Have you ever had it? Is this all some fucked up dream? The forest, Thorin, Bilbo, the company, everything?
"Stay on the path!" I hear a voice yell.
The path, where is the path "So please don't take my sunshine away"
The fog lifts again. I look around and I'm still holding Thorin's hand but we are not on a path. "What happened?" I ask
"We've lost the path!" Dwalin calls over.
"How?" I ask panicked. 'If you do you will never find it again' that's what Gandalf said
We are forced to just move on. Honestly this place is like one big acid trip! Now I know how Alice felt in wonderland. Is that spider webs I see or am I hallucinating?
We stop yet again "Look a tobacco pouch. There are Dwarves in these woods" Dori says.
Bofur takes it off him "Dwarves from the blue mountains no less. This is exactly like mine"
"Because it is yours, understand? We are going around in circles. We are lost" Bilbo snaps.
"We are not lost. We keep heading east" Thorin says
"But which way is east? We've lost the sun" Oin says.
"Of course we are bloody lost! No sun, no stars no nothing! What we need is google maps!" I snap
"What's a google maps?" Bofur asks
"Something you need to remind me to get Andy to invent" I reply
I don't know how but suddenly the bloody Dwarves start fighting.
"Quiet! All of you!" Thorin shouts.
Everyone shuts up "We are being watched" Thorin whispers.
He beckons for me to go to him and I do but before I reach him I feel a piercing pain in my back and I pass out.