I

I did

I did it.

I got over 100 reviews.

Wow.

If someone told me a month ago that I would get 100 reviews on a story, I would tell them to go to a mental hospital.

Thank you so, so much, guys.

DangerousPie1: Stiggy fart for life! Thank you! And tell me- what's the difference between a maniac and a fangirl?

Keephie-13: Thank you! Yeah, that's part of my reasoning for Keefoster. And I think she did!

GirlOfManyFloods: Thank you, thank you, thank you, and yes, you were! You win… well what do you want?

Undecided13: Thank you! You totally should make goals for reviews. Ooh, you're really close. I promise I'll review a lot. And weird minds are the great ones, obviously.

Flowergirl15: Yeah I'm not really sure if anyone ships Stinex. Ugh. And actually three more, since you reviewed. Or by the time I post this… even less. Or maybe none? Thank you for reviewing and for your encouragement. (I wrote this when I was at 97 and was too lazy to change it.)

Aldina:

Alina: Why am I here? I could be doing much better things! Like looking at my reflection!

Me: … What do you think of the ship Alden/Alina?

Alina: Me likes ship! (Bad grammar intentional, because I want to write Alina as really stupid. Ugh I hate her.)

Me: But then you can't be councillor!

Alina: Me no likes ship!

Alden: No reason to worry, this ship will never happen.

Della: AIHWAEFOIUSPRT#&(DSFER$WERVBHNHTYF! (Me punching my computer) I HATE THIS SHIP!

Me: Do know what another ship name could be?

Alden: No, what?

Glitterbutt23: Alien.

Me: Hey Glitterbutt23?

Glitterbutt23: What?

Me: Where are the other characters?

Glitterbutt23: Oh yeah them. They're eating mallowmelt.

Me: EATING MALLOWMELT?! WITHOUT ME! *Magically disappears*

Glitterbutt23: *Magically disappears with me*

Alden: I'm sure they'll be back soon, no reason to worry.

Me and Glitterbutt23: YOU'LL BE BACK! SOON YOU'LL SEE!

Me: HOW DARE YOU EAT MALLOWMELT WITHOUT ME!

Glitterbutt23: And me!

Keefe: Uh… IT WAS FITZ'S IDEA!

Fitz: It was not!

Keefe: Fine. IT WAS TAM'S IDEA!

Me: It doesn't matter who's idea it was. All of you will be punished. But this next ship is probably bad enough to sufficiently punish you. I am going to eat some mallowmelt and then you will react to… ALDINA.

Fitz: Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Biana: NO NOT ALDINA!

Sophie: THAT IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE… *Thinks* THIRD WORST SHIP! After Sovalin and Fitzphie.

ME: *Eats mallowmelt* I'll talk to you later, the adults are probably getting worried.

Glitterbutt23: Well everyone but Alden.

Us: *Returns* WE'LL BE BACK! SOON YOU'LL SEE!

Glitterbutt23: Does anyone know the real reason Alden dumped Alina?

Della: Tell us!

Me: So they were a "happy" couple until Alina told Alden that there was a reason to worry and Alden dumped her.

Alden: Hey, I'm not THAT obsessed with "No reason to worry"!

Glitterbutt23: Suuuuuuuuuuuuurre…

Alden: Okay, okay, I'm obsessed.

Me: Hey there's nothing wrong with being obsessed! Being obsessed is awesome! Now, back to the other characters!

Me and Glitterbutt23: *Leaves*

Me: Hi guys, so, back to Aldina.

Fitz: If that happened Biana and I wouldn't be born.

Me: Hmm, so if Aldina happened Alvar wouldn't be born, which is good, Biana wouldn't be born, which is bad, and Fitz wouldn't be born, which, as much as I hate him, would be bad.

Keefe: I think we all hate this ship, so…

Dex: Yeah we don't really need to say we do.

Sophie: Literally no one ships it. And if they do… I will hit them with my full inflicting power.

Yeah guys! Don't ship Aldina! I doubt any of you actually do anyway!

I honestly don't care if you guys review, I have 105 and that's enough.

Wow. I'm still in shock.