Haruhi was hoping for a normal day at the host club. By normal, she meant getting groped, harassed, and having money added to her debt, but at least stuff like that was normal for the eccentric club. She didnt count on having the Hitachiin twins running into the room, sobbing and hanging on to her.

Actually bawling.

'Haruuuuuuuhhiiiiiiiiii Oneeeeeeee-chaaaaaaaan!' the wailed, latching on like leeches.

'What guys?'

'Mommy and Daddy are doing questionable things in the changing room!!!'

She was puzzled. 'What are your parents doing in the host club?'

Just then, Kyoya, who was straightening up his tie, and a distreesed Tamaki, who looked like he was about to cry, appeared from the changing room.

Haruhi smiled, ignoring the cowering twins behind her. 'Kyoya-senpai, did you see mr. and mrs. Hitachiin wile you were in there?'

He blinked, adjusting his glasses. 'No, I did not have the pleasure.'

The twins shot her a look, saying, I cant believe you're meant to be smart.

Tamaki was still recovoring.

Haruhi was confuddled for the umpteenth time

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Yumi- ^^ As requested, Kyoya

Bob- And to AWESOME SMILEY GIRL- Yes, she watched it. She's still laughing.

Yumi- Heh, French toast

Bob- (she would also appreciate people to look at her poll on her profile about what story to do next. Its bugging her.)

Yumi- Sayounara! And thanks for the reviews!