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Blood Drenched Scorpion- AU Fanfic
WARNINGS:
Yaoi Smut – Very soon... not quite yet though.
Language
An American knowing nothing of Tokyo in charge of the story. *Lee thumbs up*
Very Possible OOC
Five (so far) OC's
POSSIBLE Pairings: SasoDei, KakuHida, KisaIta, My Usuals...
"Hey Danna, what do you think she meant by filling in for Kakuzu, un?" Deidara asked, still to drowsy to think for himself.
"Well, he's obviously taking care of Hidan since they're engaged and all." Sasori shrugged.
"Engaged?" Deidara was awake now.
"Er. Well, even though Tsunade said it was an improbability... I've seen for myself how they interact with one another and must disagree." Sasori yawned then pulled free of his blonde's hold.
"... Ha. Well, regardless of what you say, Danna... I find it hard to believe they'd marry one another, un. How much they love each other is no where near as important as Hidan's religion or Kakuzu's money. That, and gay marriage is illegal here, un." Deidara said to himself once Sasori had left to fetch Kisame.
–
Kisame lay on the couch, Itachi on his lap. The pair had watched a horror movie once Kisame had returned from the hospital. Itachi had fallen asleep in his boyfriend's arms and Kisame soon followed. They were awoken, however, at a knocking on the door. Itachi shot said door a death glare while Kisame slid out from under him in order to answer the knocking.
"What's up, Sasori?"
"Well, I was wondering if you'd be kind enough to help us move?"
"Move?" Kisame looked at him in shock, "You haven't even been here a full week!"
"No, no, no!" Sasori chuckled, "Help Deidara move in with me and Konan into Deidara's old place."
"Deidara is moving in with you?" Itachi appeared suddenly at Kisame's side, startling Sasori a bit.
"Yeah." Sasori returned his cool glare.
"It just seems a bit soon for that..." Itachi blinked then turned away to get dressed.
"Don't listen to Itachi. You'd be surprised at how sudden someone like him was practically begging to move in with me." Kisame laughed, following Sasori to the redhead's apartment.
–
Kakuzu helped bring Hidan to his feet. They had just received the 'OK' from Tsunade giving them permission to leave. Boy, this hospital didn't like keeping patients very long... (1). They made it to the lobby when Itachi appeared. He spotted them then waved them over.
"What the fuck? Don't tell me Mr. Emotionless was actually worried about me." Hidan scoffed.
"I'm not. And I'm not very worried about Deidara either. However he is a fellow uke." Itachi gave a shrug.
"What about Deidara?" Kakuzu sensed the strain in his voice. Hidan tried to make it sound he didn't give two shits and failed.
"How about we go to the restaurant? I'm sure Suki and Atari are wondering how you are, Hidan." Kakuzu suggested.
The two ukes gave a nod and the three headed for the restaurant. Suki greeted them enthusiastically upon seeing Hidan. He went to fetch Atari after they gave their orders. Once Atari and Suki arrived with drinks, Itachi began to tell them about Deidara's plans.
"Kisame is helping him move in as we speak. I just thought I'd tell you, Hidan. After all, I know how much you care about him." Itachi finished, watching Hidan sip his refreshment through a straw with curious eyes.
"Tch. Why the fuck should we worry? The fucking love each other and I'm sure as hell not going to get in between. If he wants to get raped again, let him." Hidan scoffed, leaning back.
"... You stopped him before they could get too far though, Hidan..." Itachi deadpanned.
"That was different. Deidara had fucking told me that he was starting to get uncomfortable around the cock-sucker before he -nearly- got raped." Hidan shrugged.
"But Hidan!" Suki finally spoke up in protest to his uncaring behavior.
"Relax guys." Kakuzu snorted, "Sasori's no threat. Trust me. I didn't like Deidara's former boyfriend either."
Although he said this, he had to admit Hidan was indeed acting off. He shoved the thought away though. After all, soon it would be just the two of them.
–
Kisame said farewell to Sasori and Deidara once they had finished moving around. Kisame's mad strength had gotten them finished fast. Only about two and a half hours had passed with breaks. Kisame headed for his apartment to find Itachi sleeping on the bed. He gave a small smile then went to the computer. He had told Sasori, before departing, to be online once he was gone.
SexShark has logged in...
RagDoll: I'm telling you, it has gotten quite worrisome.
PaperBomber: I must agree with ya there, bud.
SexShark: Wut's worrisome, Atari, Kakuzu?
RagDoll: Huh... you changed your sign-in, Kisame.
PaperBomber: Kakuzu's just a bit worried about Hidan after his little spat with Deidara. Suki is too.
SexShark: Huh...
RagDoll: Itachi told us about the move. You didn't see anything to worry about in the process did you?
SexShark: Like wut?
PaperBomber: Y'know... Whips, chains, handcuffs, date rape drugs, lube, etc?
SexShark: …!
Marionette has logged in...
Marionette: Hey. You changed your name after all, Kisame. Lol.
SexShark: Dude, you'll never believe what Rags just asked me!
RagDoll: Come now Kisame, no need to use nicknames. Sasori already knows us.
Marionette: How'd you guess?
RagDoll: Not hard at all. I would be Kakuzu, by the way. Paper is Atari.
Marionette: Huh... so Yaoi was Phox... Immortal is Hidan... Now, what did you say while I was occupied?
SexShark: Occupied with what, hm? Or should I say, "Who, 'un'?"
Marionette: NOT FUNNY, KISAME!
RagDoll: Well, this gives me the opportunity to ask you then.
Marionette: Ask away...
RagDoll: You aren't a potential rapist, are you?
Marionette: Umm... No... What the fuck, man?
RagDoll: Just checking. If you were to harm our Deidara in anyway, it would effect my Hidan and neither of us want that.
PaperBomber: Trust him on that, love. Especially worry if Phox gets involved.
Marionette: I have absolutely NO intention of harming MY Deidara!
SexShark: Nvr took u 2 b the possessive type.
Marionette: Well... he is mine... or will be... BUT! Only when both of us are ready!
PaperBomber: When will that be?
RagDoll: May I advise after Monday?
ALL: …?
RagDoll: Just a suggestion... .'
Marionette: Perhaps. I'll discuss it with Deidara tomorrow morning.
1052 – Word Count
(1) Deidara was in a f-ing exlposion and it was no time before being released with Sasori.
Ahem. So, I'm sure you're all curious about this story's short timeline.
I suppose it's short because this was intended to be a short story... -_-; Not so short now, huh?
(it's about 51 pages up to chapter 20 the minimum given was about 20 pages*)
Mon - Saso Moves In
Tues - Dei's Accident
Wed - Kakuzu Returns
Thurs - Physical & Fight
Fri - Hidan Cuts Self
Sat - Dei Moves in w/ Saso
So... yep... there you all have it. I wonder what awaits us on Sunday~?
* I suck at math and was too stupid to figure out how to do this on a calculator... had to do a visual on paint to find that all I had to do was multiply 10 (min chap) by 2 (min page given word requirement per chapter). So... yeah... How the hell did I pass Algebra I?