Ebony: Welcome back to another chapter of the dare show! bla, bla you know the intro. as always it's the cast,
Cast: (unenthusiastically) hi...
Ebony: my good co-host Slushy.
Slushy: Hey guys!
Ebony: and yours truly. *cracks knuckles* now... lets. get. to this! First off, Zane has to get drunk on whisky & put on a kilt.
Zane: but I can't get drunk.
Slushy: can you try?
Zane: *shrugs* I do not think so.
Ebony: hmm... *lobs a crate of whisky at Zane* well get trying!
I gave up timing how long this took after about an hour...
Zane: *staggering about & hiccups* you know... it's funny... I didn't think I could but-but I can...
Everyone: /)_-
Kai: dude you need to chill.
Zane: *gets all up in Kai's face* I-I need to chill? I'm the...
Cole: master of ice.
Zane: what the emo said... I think- I think I know... how to chill.
Cole: I AM NOT EMO!
Ebony: *Mumbling* Jesus this is getting too much. the cartoon levels are going through the roof!
Slushy: *standing next to a cartoon-o-meter (which has a red arrow indicating cartoon levels. it's WAY through the roof)* It's true. I think we should move on.
Zane: *in a kilt doing a Scottish dance... with bagpipes*
Ebony: 0.O yup. *Teleports Zane to the 'calm the f*** down room'*
Slushy: *ahem* next, pony related ones. Lloyd kiss princess Celestia and Cole afterwards you have to challenge her to a... cake eating contest? seems fairly legit.
Lloyd: oohh... I can already hear the fangirls rage...
Cole: I'm gonna be in a cake eating contest, against a HORSE?! *ahem* clearly i'll win. I, have hands.
Ebony: And an oversized mouth. (if you've seen the memes, this is even better.) so, I now need to summon a magical large Pegasus with an ice cream cone stuck to it's face. lets do this. *opens a portal and ties a rope around her waist and a random yet convenient lamppost*
Slushy: or you could use host privilages.
Ebony: eh, it's more dramatic. plus, there's something I've been meaning to do... -evil eyes emoji goes here- *holds nose & jumps in*
Author: *appears next to the portal holding a fedora to her chest* and that. was the last that was ever seen of 'Ebony'. Well, if I cut the rope anyway. Now if you'd excuse me I have things to do, involving a cartoon fight & smoke bombs. AUTHOR AWAY! *runs out*
Slushy: *shakes head and yells into portal* DO YOU HAVE HER!
Ebony: *holding a sword to celestia's neck* YES! now you, the one that is not a crystaly pony but yet works in a place full of 'em.
sorry for all those who either dislike mlp or don't give a s*** about it.
Flash: *points to himself* me?
Ebony: YES! you sound like Kai & I don't like that. I also dislike you yourself and the way you were introduced to this hellhole!
Celestia: *sighs* this is the third time this week...
Ebony: SHUT IT SUN-BUTT! we're going to the studio, I'll give you cake for it later and then... *glares at flash* I'll deal with you. *tugs on rope and is back in the studio* I have. the god of pastel horses!
Celestia: O0O ...
Lloyd: *sinks into his seat* why~?
Slushy: Lloyd, you know it's your turn.
Lloyd: *sighs and shuffles over to celestia, kissing her on the cheek before running back to his seat, spitting out horse hair*
Celestia: this. is. so, so much worse than everything else.
Ebony: sh, sh... I promised you cake, so you get it. *table of cake appears infront of her* and now Cole, you get your share.
Celestia & Cole: *glare at each other before shoving their faces into a pile of cake*
Later...
Ebony: *shoves Celestia back through the portal. and closes it. no more horses running around here!* done. now, more mlp. The villains + Lloyd have to watch all the mlp two parters and luna episodes. now get out of my sight and avoid Zane. we don't know if he's alright yet. *kicks them into the TV room*
Villains: *scream*
After that...
Lloyd: *comes out covered in water and blood* ...
Slushy: what the hell happened?
Lloyd: they all commited suicide... they hate the show that much.
Ebony: and the water?
Lloyd: ghosts.
Ebony: ooohh... note to self: either put more effort into magic or get a machine that can restore the dead characters back to the way they were before death.
Slushy: T.T anyway, *makes sensei deaf & blind* the ninja have to replace sensei's tea supply with powdered soda.
Ninjas: 0.0
Slushy: should be delivered about now...
Ebony: *fighting with a falcon* JUST GIMME THE DANG PACKAGE!
falcon: *lets go and settles on Ebony's shoulder.
Ebony: T.T *opens it and looks inside* yup, this is it. just curious though, how do you make this stuff.
falcon: *gags before shrugging*
Ebony: you sure?
falcon: *gives a nervous expression and flies off*
Ebony: okay then... *chucks the package at the ninja* it must be done.
Ninjas: *replace the tea and sensei is back to normal*
Ebony: *reads dare card before chucking it over shoulder* I've done it. Sorry maniac, princess bunny got there first. Just as well too... or... *shudders*
Kai: SHE LIKES-*Ebony duck tapes his mouth*
Ebony: they already know.
Kai: mm mmm mm mm a mmm mm? (translation-then why can't I say it?)
Ebony: reasons. mostly I'm wondering if anyone is willing to look at previous chapters in order to get answers... still, no one's noticed yet... *ahem* Anywho, *sticks head through a portal to the calm the f down room* you done in there yet?
Zane: yes...
Ebony: great. cus you're up next. *grabs Zane & drags him back into the main room* You have to fight your oc probably sister Megan. okay? i'm not going to wait for a response so yeah. PLEASE WELCOME MEGAN JULLIAN!
*Megan walks in. she has white hair and wears a blue hoodie with crystally sort of specks on the shoulders & brown trousers/pants depending on where you're from*
Megan: hey everyone!
Everyone: hi!
Ebony: so, you ready to fight Zane?
Megan: yeah, that's why I'm here.
Zane: lets just do this.
Ebony: so, Zane master of ice versus Megan master of ice & music... GO!
since Zane's probably on a hangover right now I think you know where this is going... not like the actual characters ever win anyway...
Ebony: and~ Megan wins!
Megan: better luck next time Zane! well, I'm outta here. *walks out*
Zane: I... really don't feel good...
Slushy: hangovers.
Zane: I think i'm just gonna... *turns green*
Ebony: a sudden layer of mould appears. Just go.
Zane: *runs out*
Ebony: welp, that's all we have time for today so, don't forget to leave a review and we, will all see you next time, BYEEEEE~!
Zane: *finishes getting the alcohol out of his system*
Jay: *hangs down from ceiling above Zane* Zane! PSST! ZANE! UP HERE!
Zane: JAY?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! actually, where have you been all chapter?
Jay: *eyes light up* I found a way out!
Zane: really?! we must tell the others!
Jay: don't worry about them. I've already got that covered. *looks around shiftily* just follow me... *disappears up into the rafters*
Zane: alright then. *climbs up after him*