otpprompts: Imagine your OTP/3 at Disney World. No drama, no death, just Mickey Mouse hats.
So here is my take on that...part 1 of 2, second part to be rather naughty! Khanlockolly rather than "just" Khanolly, total crackfic. Not to be taken internally...er, seriously!
"Look what I got us!"
Molly was smiling eagerly as she handed round the black felt hats with the oversized mouse ears. She plopped one on her own head, then tiptoed up to kiss first Sherlock, then Khan, as they examined theirs doubtfully. "Be right back, I need some ice cream!" she trilled, then danced away with an excited bounce in her step.
Both men watched her retreat through appreciative eyes before turning their attention back to the 'gifts'. "I'm damned if I'm going to wear it," Sherlock grumbled. Talk about unbefitting a Starfleet officer! Even one on shore leave on the planet of his birth.
"Oh, you'll wear it," Khan growled, glaring at his partner. "If I have to wear it, so do you!"
Sherlock scowled, his expression identical to his genetic twin. "I'll just tell her it doesn't fit or something..." he began, but Khan reached out and bunched the fabric of his uniform shirt in one meaty fist as he leaned forward so their noses were almost touching.
"You. Will. Wear. The. Damned. HAT!" he snarled, yanking Sherlock closer. "You promised never to hurt her again, Lieutenant Holmes, and you won't start now!" To soften the threat, he pressed a quick kiss to his partner's lips, nearly identical to his own.
"Fine," Sherlock huffed, pouting as he glared down at the offending headwear. "You're right, I promised. But you know she's just doing this to get back at us for the thing on Orion, where we had to pretend she was our slave that we wanted to sell, don't you?"
"Mmm," Khan replied, pasting a quick smile to his lips as he spied the third member of their trio tripping happily toward them, licking ice her vanilla ice cream with a delighted expression. His smile turned dark and hungry as he nudged Sherlock so he turned and observed her as well. "Yes, well, even if she thinks she's doing this to get back at us, I don't really care at the moment, do you?"
Sherlock shook his head and jammed the ears on top of his head as Molly approached. He quickly took her in his arms for a kiss that was definitely not rated 'family friendly', while Khan put his arms around their shoulders and whispered, "I feel a bit headachy after all this sun, Molly, I think Sherlock and I need to take you back to the hotel for a bit of a lie down, right, Sherlock?"
"Absolutely," Sherlock agreed, noting that Khan had also put the ears on. "And you look a bit tir...uh, I mean, we'd really like you to join us!" he hastily corrected himself after feeling Khan's hand give a warning squeeze to his shoulder.
Molly looked from one to the other, taking a deliberately slow lick of her ice cream, top to bottom, then bottom to top before nodding. "On one condition," she said with a grin.
"Name it," Khan said unhesitatingly, Sherlock's warning shake of the head coming too late to stop the words.
Molly gave them each a peck on the cheek. "You keep the hats on, no matter what!"
Then she took Khan's hand, wrapped Sherlock's arm around her waist and giggled as the two men exchanged dismayed looks over her head. "Come on, let's see if you two are up to the challenge!" she sang.
Put that way, how could either of them say no?