Prompt/Iron Chef: Scenes That Should Not Be.
"Though if the town were gone today—"
"—and all the people blown away—"
"—we'd be in the major-i-tay!
The big, wet rainstorm's overrrrr!"
The two teenagers paused, shoulders slumping as they sat on Jodie's stoop. Then Mack slowly rose to his feet, pulling a gun out of his shoulder holster.
"Well, I guess we're gonna have to do it ourselves, then."
"I'll go get our ax from the backyard," Jodie said. She had an instinctual urge to go do some backup singing at Daria's house, and with any luck there would be a lot of honkies there too. Seemed like the perfect place for their mission to begin.
Author's Notes: Seriously, their lyrics are basically wishing that the hurricane had genocided all the white people in town. WTF, guys?!
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