Rachel sits at the table, looking into a mirror, as Kurt and Brody look at her. "She is getting out of control." Kurt says to Brody.
"Insufferable is more like it." Brody says back.
"She never hangs with us anymore. She is with the Sycophants." Kurt says and frowns. He missed his Rachel.
"And she uses the hot water, leaves rings in the tub, has clogged the sink because of her hair extentions, and gets me to answer her phone because she is saving her voice." Brody says. Kurt nods.
"I'm going to knock her down; I'm the only one who can." Kurt says.
"Since you boys aren't doing anything, can you give me tea?" Rachel says.
"Why can't you Rachel!?" Kurt yells.
"I'm doing facial expressions Kurty." Rachel says.
"You know what! I am done! You are a nightmare now!" Brody says.
"You are just jealous Brody. You have never won the showcase." Rachel says and smiles.
"You are being a straight up diva!" Kurt says.
"You know the only reason you got to sing at the showcase was because Carmen Tibideaux knew that we are dating." Rachel says and goes back to facial expressions.
"You might have won, it is my performance that everyone is talking about." Kurt says.
"Is not!" Rachel says.
"I challenge you to Midnight Madness." Kurt says.
Rachel laughs. "Okay, but it will be just like sophomore year and Defying Gravity."
"The only reason you won it was because I threw the high F, I didn't want my dad embarrassed that his son was singing a girls song." Kurt says and smirks.
"You would not do that." Rachel says and frowns.
"Truth time." Kurt says and shrugs.
Rachel opens and closes her mouth a couple times. "That is what I built my confidence on for the past three years."
"Well you better be ready this time, because I am not holding back this time." Kurt says and leaves with Brody.
"At Midnight Madness, the rules are clear. Two singers perform the same song, and the audience choices by walking over to the side of the individual they believe sung it better." Brody explains to the crowd. "Our first two are Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel." The two get up and go to him. They give each other a weak smile and Kurt draws the song. "Bring Him Home. Okay, Kurt since you challenged Rachel, you go first."
Kurt:
God on high
Hear my prayer
In my need
You have always been there
Rachel:
He is young
He's afraid
Let him rest
Heaven blessed.
Kurt:
Bring him home
Rachel:
Bring him home
Bring him home.
He's like the son I might have known
Kurt:
If God had granted me a son.
Rachel:
The summers die
One by one
Kurt:
How soon they fly
On and on
And I am old
And will be gone.
Rachel:
You can take
Kurt:
You can give
Rachel:
Let him be
Kurt:
Let him live
Rachel:
If I die
Kurt:
Let me die
Rachel:
Let him live
Kurt:
Bring him home
Rachel:
Bring him home
Kurt:
Bring him
Rachel:
Home.
"Okay, everyone, who won." Brody tells the people and they get up and go to each person's side. "By the closet call there has been, Kurt is the winner!" Everyone claps for him, even Rachel, even though she is devastated.
Kurt goes up to Rachel and kisses her cheek. "We should go to the open audition for Funny Girl."
"Um, I have homework, but you will be a great Fanny Bryce." Rachel says and leaves Kurt frowning.
Kurt comes home and runs into Rachel's room. "We have the last two stops for Funny Girl."
"I'm not going." Rachel says and brings her pillow to her.
"You need to get over the loss." Kurt says and sits down. "We are even now. You were born to play Fanny Bryce."
"What if I do get the part and I become a bigger and badder dive. Then I will start to isolate myself from my friends and you, then people will hate me." Rachel says.
"You are a diva, but a diva is talented, ambitious and original." Kurt says and grins.
"I love you." Rachel says and hugs him.
That is all of them, unless someone can give me an idea for the wedding ep. I have no idea how to turn that Hummelberry. So I will continue in three weeks when the next ep is out, Thanks all.