Dear Diary,
I am so traumatized. Do you remember when I told you about how I saw my parents doing it on the hammock when I was 12? Well...the memories are coming back. I can't get the picture out of my head! I can't even look at my parents right anymore.
So you're probably wondering why I'm remembering this now. Well, we all decided to paint a pot leaf on the water tower but it ended up looking more like a hand giving the finger, so Hyde told Kelso to make it better and he ended up falling off the water tower! We went back to the Forman's to go get Mrs. Forman, but then Eric walked in on his parents doing it! He told me and I told him about my experience. So now he feels all better and now I'm totally disgusted!
Oh God, I can't stand to think about this anymore, so I'm gonna leave, Diary.
Donna uhh...not Pinciotti. As in not related to my parents! AAAAHH!